Setting: Michael is 28 years old and he lives in a upscale home which he shares with his beautiful, but very snooty, stuck up girlfriend and cheating girlfriend(which michael doesnt know about the muiltiple boyfriends she has had on the side). Anyways today michael is in for a BIG surprise..........

Girlfriend: Mikey baby im home!
Michael: Michael walks up to girlfriend and kisses her Well how did your checkup go??
Girlfriend: Oh it was fine........i have a surprise for te later. gives michael a playful wink
Michael: Ooh i cant wait.
That night Michael and his girlfriend have a candle lit cena out on the back veranda of their home
Michael: So te detto te had a surprise for me?Michael smiles and takes a sip of his win
Girlfriend: Yes i do....are te ready for it?
Michael nods
Girlfriend: Well it may come as a shock but................IM PERGNET!!!!!
Michael's mouth falls open.....
Michael: thats....wow thats great...i'll be right back...this deserves some really speacial wine....Michael gets up and begins to walk into the house
Girlfriend: Michael i cant drink im pergnet...
Michael: The wines for me mainly...not for you. Michael dissappers into the house, while he is in the cucina he remembers something...and then walked back outside
Michael: ciao babe i can i ask te something?
Girlfriend: Sure te can ask me anything.
Michael: how can i be the father of your baby when we've never had sex?
Girlfriend: Shit!

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