Michael

Setting: Michael and his wife are talking about starting a family of there own. In order to do so michael and his wife make sure they are both as healthly as possiable. Michael was okay with the diet and taking the vitamins but his wife was about to ask him to do something, no man ever wants to do..............

Michael and his wife are sitting in the waiting room of the doctor's office
Michael: Honey do i really have to do this??
Wife: yes, dont te want to make sure everything is in check down there so we can start a family?
Michael: Yes i do but do they really have to.....you know grab it? I...

There’s a ghost down in the hall
There’s a ghoul upon the bed
There’s something in the walls
There’s blood up on the stairs
And it’s floating through the room
And there’s nothing I can see
And I know this blessed tune
Because now it’s hunting me

I don’t understand it, hey
I don’t understand it, ow

There’s a thumping in the floor
There’s a creak behind the door
There’s a rocking in the chair
But there’s no one sitting there
There’s a ghostly smell around
But nobody to be found
And a coffin inlay open
Where a restless soul spoken

I don’t understand it, hey
(Got a ghosts gotta break...

"So Diane how was work?" Michael asked as they sat down eating cena that night. "Fine i guess." Diane answered. "Guessing your boss is still a jerk huh?" Michael said. "Yep...but at leat today i was actually able to mostra him i can in fact fix a camera." , "He didnt think te could fix camera's? i thought te told him that when he hired you?" , "I did but he detto he wanted someone who was certified to fix cameras to fix it." Diane detto "So did he call a repaiman to fix it?" Michael asked. "Yes they did but he couldnt fix it, because the part that was broken he couldnt fix, so i came down...

Setting: Michael is in his libaray Leggere when his friend comes in after going to the bookstore and buying all three of the hunger games books.

Michael: What libri are those???
Friend: Only the best libri ever, ive read all three onlne, they were so good i had to buy them.
Michael: May i read them?"
Friend: Sure here Friend hands mj all three books. Mj begins to read the first one.....
Michael: (two hours of reading) Man how can they live like that?....Man i hope her sister doesnt get cohsen...Damn she does...wait she volunteers??? .....(5 hours later begins the secondo book) Yay they are home!.....wait.....now...

I was a lonsome girl that wants to be loved da a beloved man that has good looks and will treasure me like diamonds and gold. I had a record deal that some guys offered me and told me that Michael Jackson was going to have a special 'Dangerous Era concerto and needed dancers to wow the crowd. Michael's concerto producer found me one morning, knocking on my door while I was practicing for a special concerto for the kids at St. Judes Childrens Hospital. All of a sudden I heard a knock at my door and I ran to anwser and a man stood there with a paper in his hand and a big smile on his face. "Hello...