MCR-isms
da ~NaruIno4eva
[b]I DID NOT WRITE THIS ONE OF MY Friends ON DEVIANTART DID[b]
1. Gerard: Frank, te seriously have a problem with unclipping bras
Frank: What problem? *unclips Jamia's bra from behind*
Jamia: Eep! *holds up bra* Holy crap Frankie! We're in public!! Clip it back on, hurry!
Frank: I only know how to undo, honey, not redo.
Jamia: =_= ...Some help te are.
2. Frank: *knocks on Gerard's door*
Gerard: Oh hi Frankie, what's up?
Frank: Are te forgetting the "Bros Before Hos" contract we all signed?
Gerard: What?
Lynz: *emerages from behind Gerard wearing one of his shirts* Hi Frank!!
Frank: See?! Bros Before Hos! Bros Before Hos!
LynZ: Did te just call me a whore?
Frank: No; I called te a ho. Like the gardening tool. BURN
Gerard and LynZ: GTFO, Frankie
3. LynZ: Gerard! te got me pregnant again! I told te to wear a condom!
Gerard: But all the condoms were too big!
LynZ: That's because your thing is so small! It's like an iPod shuffle!
Gerard: HAY
4. Gerard: *shavin his pits*
Mikey: So that's where your beard went!
Gerard: =_=
Frank: It's a forest!
Gerard: >(
Ray: Damn! Thats not how te grow facial hair, Gee
Gerard: DX
Bob: Hahaha, fail beard. Beard!
Gerard: ...
Alicia: Shit! Mikey was right about those pits.
Gerard: SHUT THE FUCK UP, PEOPLE! Why did I out of all people have to be the one with a lack of testosterone? Why couldn't it have been Mikey?! *sobs*
5. Gerard: *notices a hole in the croch of Frank's jeans* That is one awkward hole te got there, my friend
Frank: Yeah, but the ladies like it~
Gerard: And da ladies te mean Jamia?
Frank: Your point?
6. Katlyn: Bob, hurry up and get your food! Frank's going on next! *fatty...*
Bob: Hey, I heard that! And there is a camera right there, I know it! *turns around* Fuck, I was right. Must...resist...smashing it...
7. Gerard: I just remembered: raggio, ray is Mexican! te can Converse with your native people here, Toro! :D
Ray: ...Fuck off. ><
8. Bob: That Franka and Jamia...they are the least cute couple I have ever seen
*Frank and Jamia enter*
Bob: There they are, the most lovely couple ever! They make me wanna cry!
Frank and Jamia: ...Fail acting, Bob. We heard you.
9. Gerard: *imitating Dave Chapelle* Them Mexicans and their leopard print coats... XD
Everyone except Ray: Ooooooooooooooh~ XD
Ray: *is wearing a leopard print coat* ...
--
10. Gerard: Intermission, everyone! One, two, three, four!
Mikey and Gerard: ciao hey, te you/I don't like your girlfriend~ XD
11. Gerard: *noticing that raggio, ray is tuning his guitar* Tuning, tuning, tuning...tuning, tuning...tuning...iole!
Ray: ...WTH...
12. Frank: *rocking out with Pansy* Nah nah nah nah nah~ *smashes Pansy accidentially mid-song* ... :0 Fuck
13. Gerard: I got the worst middle name a man can give his son. At least my brother got a normal, sensible one that the ladies like.
Mikey: Ha ha. xp
14. Gerard: *uncovers the GWay/Helena fandom* AAAAAAH! What the fuck?! This is incest, incest I tell you! INCEST!!! Me and my grandmama...ToT
LynZ: Did te discover another sick, twisted fandom today babe?
Gerard: Yup.
LynZ: Thought so.
15. Ray: I don't get why people call me Mexican. I'm Puerto Rican.
Gerard: Puerto Rico and Mexico are near each other. te guys are homies. Y'all can party together.
Ray: Well, that's true.
16. Mikey: I got my baby a fucking rock. Her ring trumps the pebbles y'all gave your girls. Thus, I get bonus points.
Alicia: Yes te do. *kisses*
17. Gerard: *smokes a rone*
Mikey: Do te really have to do that here? *pulls out inhaler*
Gerard: Yes I do. This is my smoking spot. Go find your own asthma medicine-taking spot.
Mikey: o__<; At least I'm doing something healthy.
Gerard: HAY. No smoker exclusion.
Mikey: Shut it, cancer stick boy. *takes medicine*
18. Doctor: So, Michael, why do te wany Lasik?
Mikey: 'Cause I've had specs since I was a wee lad, and since I'm getting married, I don't want glasses when I get married. My future kids would make fun of me.
19. Frank: Dude, get your culo on twitter. te haven't been on since fucking September.
Gerard: That's 'cause I'm too busy being a Daddy. :p
Frank: Your wife is a più active twitterer than you. Don't use parenting as an excuse, daddy-o.
Gerard: Are te serious? God damn.
20. Gerard: Maybe we should do that Unplugged mostra on the MTV.
Frank: Nah, I don't think that'd be good.
Gerard: Aww, why not?
Ray: How am I supposed to shred on an acosutic guitar?
Bob: And how could I even drum? Use a bongo drum? I'd break that motherfucker in two secondi flat.
21. Bob: *shreding on the drums* Fuck yeah, I rule *hits tambourine and sends it flying into a light* ...Oh, shit.
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22. Gerard: *gets handed dirty dishes at an event* Aww, I thought that this time I didn't look like a waiter again! :(
23. Ray: Okay, where's Frankie? Is he still getting ready?
Bob: He detto he'd be in the lobby in five minutes.
*Frank and Jamia enter giggling*
Ray: Where the hell have te two been?
Frank and Jamia: *laugh* There's a party in your bathroom/All night long~! XD
Mikey: Whoa! TMI, dude!
Gerard: ...Frank Anthony Thomas Iero Junior, that is NOT appropriate. There are children in this establishment.
Frank: *ignores G and kisses Jamia on the cheek* There's a party in my bathroom/All night long~!
24. Jamia: Now Frankie, I know te Amore tatoos and I Amore yours, but please don't get so many that te look like Trace Cyrus.
Frank: Who?
Jamia: The creepy catfish man you're scared of, dear.
Frank: Ooooooh. Yeah, don't worry, honey. I won't look like the scary catfish man, I promise.
25. Gerard: Bandit, promise your old man that when te become a big girl, that te will not be like Miley Cyrus. Okay?
LynZ: -____-; She's a baby. She's not going to understand a word coming out of your mouth.
Gerard: Please don't ruin this for me, baby.
26. Gerard: How come we never get to go to the Grammy's? We're totally legit for that shit.
Mikey: It's because they can't handle too many people from New Jersey in one place. The whole cast of Jersey puntellare, riva is there.
Gerard: Psh, they don't count.
27. Alicia: I just realized; if te married your ex instead of Linds, and Bob never dated Katlyn, all of the ladies of My Chem would have names ending with an 'a.' Alicia, Christa, Eliza, Jamia...
Gerard: ...Don't remind me of her, please. Find my happy place, find my happy place...D:
28. Rob Cavallo: Now Gerard, for the bridge right here, I nned te to sound like your crying. At least in the beginning.
Gerard: >___> No.
Cavallo: =___= *and they detto he wasn't a diva...* Fine, I'm just gonna lock te up in this lil studio, okay?
Gerard: Whatever.
Cavallo: And we're just gonna have a special someone observe as we try to get this part down.
*LynZ enters*
Gerard: :D LINDSEEEY~ *tries to open door* What? It's locked?! NOOOOOOO~
Cavallo: 'Kay we're recording now, start at 'can te hear me crying.'
Gerard: *to LynZ* "Can te hear me cry out to te words I thought I'd choke on?/Figure out-"
Cavallo: That was great, try Canto into the mic instead of against the glass this time, please?
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29. Bob: *listening to Christina Augilera on his iPod* :D
Frank: O fieno Bobbert whatcha listening to?
Bob: Fuck off.
Frank: *steals iPod*
Bob: Hay, that is mine-
Frank: Christina AGUILERA?! *laughs* O my God, this is rich. Yo Mikey, guess what's on Bob's-
Bob: *tackles Frank to the ground* Take that, te little iPod stealing Keebler elf!
30. Gerard: *reads Perez Hilton.com* Look honey, I have a whole section on Perez Hilton! I'm considered remotely famous! :D
LynZ: *inspects* One of your articoli is also filed under the "Yummy Yummy Skrew" section, and they misspelt my name twice.
Gerard: D:
31. Jamia: Hey, Frankie. Guess what?
Frank: What?
Jamia: I have no panties on. :D
Frank: 0////0 That's hawt.
Jamia: If Paris Hilton sues te for saying that, I'm not paying the legal fee.
32. Gerard: *is feeding Bandit her bottle*
LynZ: ...I Amore you. <3
Gerard: <3
33. LynZ: fieno Gerard sweetie, who's a better kisser: me o Bert McCracken?
Gerard: Um...do te want me to tell te a little lie when i tell te the answer?
LynZ: o_____<;;;;;
34. Gerard: *is watching MSI play*
Wormy: Dude, I know she's your wife and all, but do te have to stare at her culo all giorno long?
Gerard: Yes~
Wormy: +___+;;;
35. Gerard: In case of a Y2K emergency o a 2012 apocolypse, hide in the bathrooms. They're safest.
36. Gerard: *trying to think of a TUA storyline* ...Rawr, fuck you, writer's block
37. Ray: Now that Bob's out of the band..what are we gonna do about drumming later?
Mikey: ...Ooo, didn't think about that.
Frank: James?
Gerard: BINGO!
38. Mikey: :D
da ~NaruIno4eva
[b]I DID NOT WRITE THIS ONE OF MY Friends ON DEVIANTART DID[b]
1. Gerard: Frank, te seriously have a problem with unclipping bras
Frank: What problem? *unclips Jamia's bra from behind*
Jamia: Eep! *holds up bra* Holy crap Frankie! We're in public!! Clip it back on, hurry!
Frank: I only know how to undo, honey, not redo.
Jamia: =_= ...Some help te are.
2. Frank: *knocks on Gerard's door*
Gerard: Oh hi Frankie, what's up?
Frank: Are te forgetting the "Bros Before Hos" contract we all signed?
Gerard: What?
Lynz: *emerages from behind Gerard wearing one of his shirts* Hi Frank!!
Frank: See?! Bros Before Hos! Bros Before Hos!
LynZ: Did te just call me a whore?
Frank: No; I called te a ho. Like the gardening tool. BURN
Gerard and LynZ: GTFO, Frankie
3. LynZ: Gerard! te got me pregnant again! I told te to wear a condom!
Gerard: But all the condoms were too big!
LynZ: That's because your thing is so small! It's like an iPod shuffle!
Gerard: HAY
4. Gerard: *shavin his pits*
Mikey: So that's where your beard went!
Gerard: =_=
Frank: It's a forest!
Gerard: >(
Ray: Damn! Thats not how te grow facial hair, Gee
Gerard: DX
Bob: Hahaha, fail beard. Beard!
Gerard: ...
Alicia: Shit! Mikey was right about those pits.
Gerard: SHUT THE FUCK UP, PEOPLE! Why did I out of all people have to be the one with a lack of testosterone? Why couldn't it have been Mikey?! *sobs*
5. Gerard: *notices a hole in the croch of Frank's jeans* That is one awkward hole te got there, my friend
Frank: Yeah, but the ladies like it~
Gerard: And da ladies te mean Jamia?
Frank: Your point?
6. Katlyn: Bob, hurry up and get your food! Frank's going on next! *fatty...*
Bob: Hey, I heard that! And there is a camera right there, I know it! *turns around* Fuck, I was right. Must...resist...smashing it...
7. Gerard: I just remembered: raggio, ray is Mexican! te can Converse with your native people here, Toro! :D
Ray: ...Fuck off. ><
8. Bob: That Franka and Jamia...they are the least cute couple I have ever seen
*Frank and Jamia enter*
Bob: There they are, the most lovely couple ever! They make me wanna cry!
Frank and Jamia: ...Fail acting, Bob. We heard you.
9. Gerard: *imitating Dave Chapelle* Them Mexicans and their leopard print coats... XD
Everyone except Ray: Ooooooooooooooh~ XD
Ray: *is wearing a leopard print coat* ...
--
10. Gerard: Intermission, everyone! One, two, three, four!
Mikey and Gerard: ciao hey, te you/I don't like your girlfriend~ XD
11. Gerard: *noticing that raggio, ray is tuning his guitar* Tuning, tuning, tuning...tuning, tuning...tuning...iole!
Ray: ...WTH...
12. Frank: *rocking out with Pansy* Nah nah nah nah nah~ *smashes Pansy accidentially mid-song* ... :0 Fuck
13. Gerard: I got the worst middle name a man can give his son. At least my brother got a normal, sensible one that the ladies like.
Mikey: Ha ha. xp
14. Gerard: *uncovers the GWay/Helena fandom* AAAAAAH! What the fuck?! This is incest, incest I tell you! INCEST!!! Me and my grandmama...ToT
LynZ: Did te discover another sick, twisted fandom today babe?
Gerard: Yup.
LynZ: Thought so.
15. Ray: I don't get why people call me Mexican. I'm Puerto Rican.
Gerard: Puerto Rico and Mexico are near each other. te guys are homies. Y'all can party together.
Ray: Well, that's true.
16. Mikey: I got my baby a fucking rock. Her ring trumps the pebbles y'all gave your girls. Thus, I get bonus points.
Alicia: Yes te do. *kisses*
17. Gerard: *smokes a rone*
Mikey: Do te really have to do that here? *pulls out inhaler*
Gerard: Yes I do. This is my smoking spot. Go find your own asthma medicine-taking spot.
Mikey: o__<; At least I'm doing something healthy.
Gerard: HAY. No smoker exclusion.
Mikey: Shut it, cancer stick boy. *takes medicine*
18. Doctor: So, Michael, why do te wany Lasik?
Mikey: 'Cause I've had specs since I was a wee lad, and since I'm getting married, I don't want glasses when I get married. My future kids would make fun of me.
19. Frank: Dude, get your culo on twitter. te haven't been on since fucking September.
Gerard: That's 'cause I'm too busy being a Daddy. :p
Frank: Your wife is a più active twitterer than you. Don't use parenting as an excuse, daddy-o.
Gerard: Are te serious? God damn.
20. Gerard: Maybe we should do that Unplugged mostra on the MTV.
Frank: Nah, I don't think that'd be good.
Gerard: Aww, why not?
Ray: How am I supposed to shred on an acosutic guitar?
Bob: And how could I even drum? Use a bongo drum? I'd break that motherfucker in two secondi flat.
21. Bob: *shreding on the drums* Fuck yeah, I rule *hits tambourine and sends it flying into a light* ...Oh, shit.
--
22. Gerard: *gets handed dirty dishes at an event* Aww, I thought that this time I didn't look like a waiter again! :(
23. Ray: Okay, where's Frankie? Is he still getting ready?
Bob: He detto he'd be in the lobby in five minutes.
*Frank and Jamia enter giggling*
Ray: Where the hell have te two been?
Frank and Jamia: *laugh* There's a party in your bathroom/All night long~! XD
Mikey: Whoa! TMI, dude!
Gerard: ...Frank Anthony Thomas Iero Junior, that is NOT appropriate. There are children in this establishment.
Frank: *ignores G and kisses Jamia on the cheek* There's a party in my bathroom/All night long~!
24. Jamia: Now Frankie, I know te Amore tatoos and I Amore yours, but please don't get so many that te look like Trace Cyrus.
Frank: Who?
Jamia: The creepy catfish man you're scared of, dear.
Frank: Ooooooh. Yeah, don't worry, honey. I won't look like the scary catfish man, I promise.
25. Gerard: Bandit, promise your old man that when te become a big girl, that te will not be like Miley Cyrus. Okay?
LynZ: -____-; She's a baby. She's not going to understand a word coming out of your mouth.
Gerard: Please don't ruin this for me, baby.
26. Gerard: How come we never get to go to the Grammy's? We're totally legit for that shit.
Mikey: It's because they can't handle too many people from New Jersey in one place. The whole cast of Jersey puntellare, riva is there.
Gerard: Psh, they don't count.
27. Alicia: I just realized; if te married your ex instead of Linds, and Bob never dated Katlyn, all of the ladies of My Chem would have names ending with an 'a.' Alicia, Christa, Eliza, Jamia...
Gerard: ...Don't remind me of her, please. Find my happy place, find my happy place...D:
28. Rob Cavallo: Now Gerard, for the bridge right here, I nned te to sound like your crying. At least in the beginning.
Gerard: >___> No.
Cavallo: =___= *and they detto he wasn't a diva...* Fine, I'm just gonna lock te up in this lil studio, okay?
Gerard: Whatever.
Cavallo: And we're just gonna have a special someone observe as we try to get this part down.
*LynZ enters*
Gerard: :D LINDSEEEY~ *tries to open door* What? It's locked?! NOOOOOOO~
Cavallo: 'Kay we're recording now, start at 'can te hear me crying.'
Gerard: *to LynZ* "Can te hear me cry out to te words I thought I'd choke on?/Figure out-"
Cavallo: That was great, try Canto into the mic instead of against the glass this time, please?
--
29. Bob: *listening to Christina Augilera on his iPod* :D
Frank: O fieno Bobbert whatcha listening to?
Bob: Fuck off.
Frank: *steals iPod*
Bob: Hay, that is mine-
Frank: Christina AGUILERA?! *laughs* O my God, this is rich. Yo Mikey, guess what's on Bob's-
Bob: *tackles Frank to the ground* Take that, te little iPod stealing Keebler elf!
30. Gerard: *reads Perez Hilton.com* Look honey, I have a whole section on Perez Hilton! I'm considered remotely famous! :D
LynZ: *inspects* One of your articoli is also filed under the "Yummy Yummy Skrew" section, and they misspelt my name twice.
Gerard: D:
31. Jamia: Hey, Frankie. Guess what?
Frank: What?
Jamia: I have no panties on. :D
Frank: 0////0 That's hawt.
Jamia: If Paris Hilton sues te for saying that, I'm not paying the legal fee.
32. Gerard: *is feeding Bandit her bottle*
LynZ: ...I Amore you. <3
Gerard: <3
33. LynZ: fieno Gerard sweetie, who's a better kisser: me o Bert McCracken?
Gerard: Um...do te want me to tell te a little lie when i tell te the answer?
LynZ: o_____<;;;;;
34. Gerard: *is watching MSI play*
Wormy: Dude, I know she's your wife and all, but do te have to stare at her culo all giorno long?
Gerard: Yes~
Wormy: +___+;;;
35. Gerard: In case of a Y2K emergency o a 2012 apocolypse, hide in the bathrooms. They're safest.
36. Gerard: *trying to think of a TUA storyline* ...Rawr, fuck you, writer's block
37. Ray: Now that Bob's out of the band..what are we gonna do about drumming later?
Mikey: ...Ooo, didn't think about that.
Frank: James?
Gerard: BINGO!
38. Mikey: :D
