Talk about a nuclear winter

Let's start with applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: mela, apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes arcobaleno dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't te just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...

This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after Leggere creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...

Eh, seen a few people do this, may as well make a lista of my own. I mean why not?

Also, I will NOT be putting any of the Mane 6 on this list, 'cause that would be kind of cheating.

#5) Octavia

What can I say? I Amore music. It's my absolute preferito part of the show. That being said, Octavia is on this lista rather than Vinyl Scratch because I prefer classical Musica rather than things like dubstep and that sort of thing.
Anyway, back to Octavia. I also like how her character is designed. She has this calm and dignified expression that I think she pulls off better than any pony that would attempt...

.....
I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", detto Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed da the castello and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", detto Queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every pony in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...

arcobaleno Dash pushed forward, she made her way out of the hut. Little did she notice the Stallion standing behind her. "Well who are te lovely pegasus?" arcobaleno Dash squealed. He laughed, "I`m sorry I did not mean to frighten you!" arcobaleno scowled. The Stallion walked over to her.




"Recongize me sistah?!" the Stallion laughed again. arcobaleno looked him in the eyes, then shook her head. "IT`S ME!!! THE WHITE-COATED STALLION AT THE PARTY!!!" He yelled.
This time arcobaleno Dash broke out in hysterical laughter and so did the Stallion. "So te recongize me da my colours eh?" arcobaleno nodded. Then she...

Welcome to the Royal Mare, we are glad to announce that the fan windwakerguy, has made us a logo, thanks wind! te made Emmy proud! Time for News! The hit role play "revolution" was released a few days fa and has already hit the 500 posts mark! It has gone in to become the new roleplay of the club! Having tonnes of posts each giorno Check it out! For a brilliant idea da our friend nocturnal mirage!
Our friend wind waker has made another role play, it is the fable rp, te decide how your oc/hero acts, in a way like fable! It has a good concept and can be fun, in other wind waker news,he called...

in a dark part of the land,moans and screams could be heard as the barriers surrounding the creatures are slowly being penetrated,being banged over and over again da the arms of the species

Boom...

Bang...

Crack!

at last the fence that held the monsters inside are broken and they are set free...free to go where they wanted...and do their eternal mission: to-k i l l a l l p o n i e s w h o h a d t h e m a r k!
~~~ ~~~ ~~~
Gasp!

Celestia awoke from her slumber,she sat up from her letto panting constantly,cold sweat dripping down from her face and a look of terror shown on her features "w-what...? n-nooo...they...

The last solstice

Chapter 41: Power through deceit


Luna walked over to the edge of the balcony with casual steps. She looked down to the place where her own sister vanished from her sight a moment ago, then burst out in a mad laughter.

“Ha ha ha ha ha!” she tittered maniacally. “Justice is served!”

A secondo later, something slit through the air with a loud swish, and a circular metal object pierced her chest. Luna gaped, her features revealing surprise and disbelief. Her eyes traveled downwards to see what caused the pain. She discovered with shock, that it was her own royal seal, she...

I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really Amore shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier da window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain:...

If te don't like/know creepypasta, te won't like this.



Jeff entered the mansion in the middle of the night. He was covered in blood, as usual and a few scratch marks were on his arms from victims struggling. He grabbed a bagel and a can of birra and walked up to Ben's room.

"Hey Jeff, don't touch anything." Ben detto as Jeff entered the room. He was playing Pokemon Red version on his gameboy with his left hand while playing Skyrim with his right.

"Yeah, yeah, I know. Why did Slendy make us roomates anyway?"

"Because we can't kill each other, I can go into any technology and you're-"

Jeff interrupted...

That night in hut 105, they had the meeting just like Bartholomew planned.

Bartholomew: Fillies, and gentlecolts, me, and the princess here have thought up a plan. Gilda thinks that we'll all sit out of this war, and be comfortable about it. So when the goons see us, we'll do what they expect, playing sports, and gardening, o fixing whatever they want us to do. Meanwhile, when they're not around, we dig.
Jade: How many ponies do te plan on digging out Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Two hundred and fifty.
Ponies: *Gasping*
Bartholomew: There will be no half measurements this time. Everypony is getting...

Previously, Pablo, Sigmund, and a few other ponies were making an attempt to escape.

Mexican Prisoners: *About to exit camp*
Major Skyler: Halt.
Mexican Prisoners: *Stop*
Major Skyler: *walks to Pablo* Who is this? *Points at Sigmund*
Pablo: He's just an amigo.
Major Skyler: Amigo?
Pablo: Amigo!
Major Skyler: Get back to your hut Pablo.
Pablo: *Leaves prisoners*
Major Skyler: te too Sigmund.
Sigmund: *Goes back to Shining Armor*
Major: Move!
Mexican Prisoners: *Exiting camp*

Soon, the three trucks arrived.

Major Skyler: Pitchfork.
Griffon 43: *Gives Major a pitchfork*
Major Skyler: Stop.
Truck drivers:...

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion....

At Stalliongrad, with Yolo, and a bunch of russian ponies.

Yolo: The giorno is very warm.
Russian Captain: Too warm for my liking. Where is that maid when te need her?
Maid: *Arrives* Would te gentlecolts like anything?
Russian Captain: Vodka.
Yolo: Nothing for me, go away.
Maid: *walks away*
Lola: *On superiore, in alto of building, running towards the edge*
Russian Captain: Do te hear something?
Yolo: No. Finish your vodka. *walks away*
Lola: *Jumps on balcony*
Yolo: *Turns around* Ah, Lola. Arrest her.

Meanwhile, at the entrance of the building

Russian pony 9: *Driving truck of weapons*
Con: *Jumps on truck*
Russians:...