DAWN Happy Natale :)

When I was born, I was dato a choice - A big dick o a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

A wife is a sex object. Every time te ask for sex, she objects.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but successivo to the best thing on earth.

There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

Virginity can be cured.

Virginity is...

CHAPTER TWO.

Cherry ciliegia boom boom
Mary: HANNAH! COME HERE NOW!
H: What the HELL?
Mary: Did te buy Gelato again? te know I hate it.
H: First off, its taste is MANGO. Epic.
Mary: Yeah right.
H: And secondly, te are a complete retard for not liking Gelato so shut up.
Mary: But there’s no room in the fridge for my vegetables.
DING DONG. Hannah runs to open, glad that she was saved from the “fight”.
Cat: ciao my girl.
H: ciao Kitty.
Mary: Who is it?
H: It’s Cat. She brought us some ice-cream.
Mary: te have got to be kidding me. Mangos and Gelato are FORBIDDEN in here.
G: WHY ARE YOU...

Happy sweet sixteen my Ballah!:D
You better have a terrific day, and an amazing anno ahead of you, cause te deserve it!♥

Hannah! te have this unique, amazing, incredible and loveable personality which te just can't miss! te make the room (forum) look at te when te step in, and te somehow make me smile even though i'm having a real shitty day! And I don't think I have to tell te about your world known (fanpop-known) cheating skils! PCBR (pathetic cheating bambini rules) says it all!;P
You will always be my teacher/master/mentor (you choose), and I always enjoy cheating with you! Cheating...