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angry
that link doesn't work -.-
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ecpjll said:
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You should date Mr. Krabs.

Your love life is about to get red hot. A bit older and wiser than most Bikini Bottom residents, Mr. Krabs (Eugene to you) is also much more successful. Betcha can't wait to get your sailor-sweetie out of his shirt and find out how if he still deserves the nickname "Armor Abs Krabs!" Eugene's a tough boss, but on a personal level, he's a really good guy. He'd do anything for his loved ones, and he'll never betray your trust -- the dude has proven he can keep a secret by protecting that Krappy Patty recipe for so many years. Warning: He's a bit of a penny-pincher, so you might have to pay your own way at first.


YES THE LINK WORKS ON A PROPERLY WORKING COMPUTER.
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^I got Mr. Krabs too. LOL.
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tassia said:
YOU SHOULD DATE PATRICK.

Next time you see a big rock on the ground, flip it over. You might find the man (or starfish) of your dreams. Patrick is sweet, friendly, and highly huggable. Get ready for the easygoing, no-drama relationship of your dreams. He's so laid-back that he once received a trophy for his excellence at doing nothing. He's THAT good at it. He's happy to kick back at home, rest on the sand at Goo Lagoon, or even just stand perfectly still and let his mind wander. Patrick might not be the smartest creature in the sea, but he'll always love you exactly the way you are. If you're having a lazy day, you don't even have to shower to impress him -- he won't mind if you smell a bit iffy, because he doesn't have a nose.

I was hoping for Spongebob:(
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Spongebob! Love that!!! HE'S MAH MAN!!!!
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SummerPoM said:
You should date Squidward.

Hooking up with humans is tricky. Have you ever considered seeing a cephalopod? Even if he's currently working as a cashier to pay the bills, Squidward is one of the most artistic, expressive people in Bikini Bottom. He's destined to impress you with his clarinet solos, hand-painted self-portraits, and tastefully-decorated home. Your Squiddybear is one classy guy... and he'd much rather spend time with you than with SpongeBob. Squidward's sarcastic wit may seem abrasive at times, but once you get to know him, you'll realize he's just trying to avoid getting hurt. After you've been dating a while, he'll open up and share his hopes and dreams -- and you won't be able to keep your tentacles off him!

'-' SQUIDWARD?! xD Okay, he's one of my favorite characters xP
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lucy32 said:
You should date Squidward.

Hooking up with humans is tricky. Have you ever considered seeing a cephalopod? Even if he's currently working as a cashier to pay the bills, Squidward is one of the most artistic, expressive people in Bikini Bottom. He's destined to impress you with his clarinet solos, hand-painted self-portraits, and tastefully-decorated home. Your Squiddybear is one classy guy... and he'd much rather spend time with you than with SpongeBob. Squidward's sarcastic wit may seem abrasive at times, but once you get to know him, you'll realize he's just trying to avoid getting hurt. After you've been dating a while, he'll open up and share his hopes and dreams -- and you won't be able to keep your tentacles off him!

Squiddybear XDD
<3
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pasdoll said:
You should date Plankton.

Hey, is that green jellybean checking you out? Oh, never mind -- it's Plankton! Technically he's already married to Karen, but she's a computer, so that whole relationship seems a little sketchy. He can turn her "off" anytime he wants to be single? Weird. You seem like a much better match for Bikini Bottom's smallest evil genius. Mr. Krabs calls your new boyfriend a "conniving chizzler," but you'll just call him cute . This little guy never gives up on his dreams, and he'll never give up on you. Together you and Sheldon (you're on a first-name basis now) can conquer the world... and maybe with your help, he'll finally attract a few customers to the Chum Bucket.

Great...
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You should date Plankton.Hey, is that green jellybean checking you out? Oh, never mind -- it's Plankton! Technically he's already married to Karen, but she's a computer, so that whole relationship seems a little sketchy. He can turn her "off" anytime he wants to be single? Weird. You seem like a much better match for Bikini Bottom's smallest evil genius. Mr. Krabs calls your new boyfriend a "conniving chizzler," but you'll just call him cute . This little guy never gives up on his dreams, and he'll never give up on you. Together you and Sheldon (you're on a first-name basis now) can conquer the world... and maybe with your help, he'll finally attract a few customers to the Chum Bucket.

How lovely...
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