Picks Surprise, you’re on TV! How’d that happen?
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It’s COPS. I only wish I was wearing pants right now.
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I’m getting Punked. Ashton Kutcher brought the mostra back just to get me.
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I’m on Letterman. Wanna see my stupid human trick?
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It’s Dateline: To Catch a Predator. I knew that kid sounded like a cop!
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It’s America’s Most Wanted. But I swear, I just resemble that person.
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I’m a contestant on Are te Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? And I’m not.
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I’m trying out for American Idol. And yea, Seacrest is totally gay.
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I’m on the local news, being arrested for attacking an NBC executive.
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