Little Piggy

Before I start, this is not mine. I got it from a magazine called Wacky but True.

Do te think pigs can laugh? No? Surely their tails swish when they're laughing.
When a pig is really happy it jumps in circles.
Try these on your Friends though.

Q: What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?
A: Garbage collectors

Q: What do hip pigs call their ladies?
A: Fine swine.

Q: What did the pig say when the lupo grabbed its tail?
A: "That's the end of me!"

Q: What do pigs do on nice afternoons?
A: They go on pignics!

Q: What do te call a pig thief?
A: A hamburgurlar!

Q: How do te fit più pigs on your farm?...