Save the Bumble Monkeys

Scene: Chatta's House
Caramel: Come on! Let's hurry up doing cleaning! This house is a real mess!
Chatta: My house is NOT a mess! Fixit! te are such a disaster! te broke my computer!
Fixit: It's not my fault! This computer is older than my Grandma! te should get a new one!
Chatta: Well, now I have to! Thanks to you!
Lockette: You'll never guess who's coming to Pixieville!
Fixit: Steven Appleman, the creator of the I-Pixie communications Pod?
Martino: David Peckham, international Pixie ball star?
Amore: Don't tell me David Peckham is coming? When's he gonna be here?
Caramel: Maybe Martha raggio, ray Dean is coming! I just Amore her Peat Floral upside down cake!
Lockette: No, no, no! It's even better than that! Justin Nimble is coming to do a benefit concerto for Bumble Monkey Awareness!
Chatta: Justin Nimble!
Fixit: Girls's stuff!
Pam: I just picked up the newest issue of...
Lockette: To raise awareness of the plight of the Bumble Monkeys, Pixieville welcomes...
Chatta: The sensational Justin Nimble! This is the best giorno of my life! I know every word of every song on every album he has ever made! Ever!
Pixies (singing): I Amore the sun of the summer, baby I Amore girls. So c'mon baby, baby, come on.
Martino: te better hope he doesn't hear te sing, 'cause it might make him hurl, hurl, hurl!
Chatta: Be quiet! You're just jealous! I'll wear something gorgeous, like my yellow sunflower dress, o the blue sapphire dress! Wait! Wait! Wait! I need something fun, but serious! Something that says, "Bumble Monkeys... I care," but also says "Hiiii, Justin."
Fixit: But te can't go to the concert. te don't know a thing about Bumble Monkeys.
Chatta: You... you... you're right, Fixit!
Martino: And not if you're gonna do that!
Fixit: Yeah, gross! Nice one though!
Chatta: That wasn't me! Bumble Monkey Safari!? That's perfect! We can learn everything we need to know! Justin will be so impressed, he'll ask "Are te single?" and I'll say "Yes," and he'll say "'Cause girl I want te to be my girl" and I'll say...

Scene: Bumble Monkey Safari
Driver: Ready for the tour? As te can see, the stalagmites are really quite fascinating!
Martino: I've had enough of this!
Fixit: Let's go on our own tour!
Driver: te do know the difference between a stalactite and a stalagmite, don't you?
Pixies: No!
Driver: That is a stalactite! And that Bumble Monkey just found us a stalagmite. Bumble Monkeys are born with crossed eyes, two left feet and a larger than normal right ear. They have problems walking and eating, even caring for their young!
Martino: Why are te hitting yourself, Bumble Monkey? Wait! What? No!
Fixit: Bad Bumble Monkey! Put him down!
Martino: Don't just stand there! Do something!
Driver: We estimate there are only three hundred Bumble Monkeys left in existence! Make that two hundred and ninety-nine! Bumble Monkeys don't communicate verbally, but through sign language... Observe! ciao you! Hey, Bumble Monkey... Hungry? Food! Make that two hundred and ninety-eight!
Fixit: Hold on! Wait a minute! Let's see... Quiet, Martino! This oughta free te from that Bumble Monkey!
Driver: It's a miracle they've survived at all.
Amore: Is there anything that can be done to help them?
Driver: We believe their only hope is for Pixies and celebritàs to adopt them! Ah, boys come here. What do te say? Would te like to adopt a sweet, innocent, little Bumble Monkey? Poor monkey! Oh, well, guess I'll just have to give te to Justin Nimble. Such a nice fellow! He's adopted twenty of them this mese alone!
Chatta: Give me the baby monkey! I'll be happy to adopt him! Oh, yes! This is perfect! Now I'm sure to win Justin's heart.... Mmmmmm! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Amore: Chatta, have te always had those blue polka dots?
Driver: Hold on! Watery eyes, itchy skin, bright blue dots? Fascinating!
Chatta: What?!
Driver: te are one of the rare Pixies who are allergic to Bumble Monkeys!
Amore: What does that mean?
Lockette: Is she gonna die?
Driver: Oh no, it's completely harmless. Well, other than making te look like an itchy, big-eyed, blue-dotted Pixie, so repulsive that no one will ever want to be your boyfriend. That, and it makes te incredibly gassy, like myself!
Chatta: What?!

Scene: Hospital
Amore: Don't worry, Chatta! According to "Pixieville Fashion," blue dots are in this year!
Chatta: Yeah, on your dress! Not on your face! What am I gonna do?
Lockette: Here's a thought, why don't te get rid of that?
Chatta: I can't! He's going to help me win Justin's heart!
Pam: Don't worry, sweetie! I'll make te a dress out of Irona-Root. You'll look wonderful and it'll keep te from scratching! Tada!
Chatta: Well? What do te think? Uh, oh, guys! I feel an itch coming on!
Pam: Don't worry! The Irona-Root is the strongest substance in Pixieville. You'll never be able to... hmm?

Scene: Chatta's House
Amore: Do te know what, Chatta? I have one word for you, "Blending!" Blend, blend, blend... and done!
Fixit: I got it!
Chatta: What is it?
Fixit: It's a portable digital pathogen neural blocker bracelet. As long as it's on, it neutralizes the symptoms of your allergy, see? Just make sure te wear it to the concert!
Chatta: Thank te so much! Now let's go raise Bumble Monkey awareness! Justin Nimble, here we come!

Scene: concerto Hall
Gnome: So te don't give discounts for the fan older than fifty centuries? I'll give te three used tickets for a new one!
Ticket Seller: Hey!
Justin: *sing* I Amore the sun of the summer. Baby I Amore girls.
Fixit: Girly stuff!
Martino: Do te wanna be my surprise, girl?!
Justin: Every giorno a Bumble Monkey is in danger of walking off a cliff, o walking into a stalactite, o suffocating from shoving a banana up its nose. So girls, let's do something about it! See your awareness? YO! I just raised it... GIRL!
Chatta: He's so deep! He's so cute! He's so compassionate!
Justin: And now, girls... I got a special treat for you! One of te Pixies is gonna come backstage with me to meet my crew. And the lucky lady is... YOU! The Bumble Monkey you've adopted tells me that te are a real and true fan of Bumble Monkeys!
Chatta: No way, I can't... I can... not believe it!
Justin: Girl, fly up here and get your prize! Girl, te came to the concerto even though te were allergic? Girl, that's deep! Wow! You're the dreamiest!
Chatta: I just wanted to meet you! You're the dreamiest!
Justin: Girl, te impress me, girl. I'm gonna write a song about you! *sing* Amore me baby, baciare me, baby, one più time. Because te are my Bumble Monkey. I was looking for something, looking for someone...
Amore: That is so romantic! He's allergic too!
Justin: Because te are my Bumble Monkey...
Chatta: This is the best giorno of my life!
Justin: Bumble Monkey!

Scene: Bumble Monkey Safari
Driver: Two ninety-seven!