Blossom: [dressed as Liberty Belle] Heigh ho!
Do te know,
The names of the US residents,
Who then became the Presidents,
And got a view from the White House loo,
Of Pennsylvania Avenue,

Buttercup: [dressed in an American folk outfit] George Washington was the first, te see,
He once chopped down a ciliegia tree,

Bubbles: [dressed as the Statue of Liberty] President number two would be,
John Adams and then number three,

Blossom: Tom Jefferson stayed up to write,
The Declaration late at night,
So he and his wife had a great big fight,
And she made him sleep on the divano all night,

Buttercup: James Madison never had a son,
And he fought the War of 1812,

Bubbles: James Monroe's colossal nose,
Was bigger than Pinnochio's,

Blossom: John Quincy Adams was number six,
And it's Andrew Jackson's butt he kicks,
So Jackson learns to play politics,
successivo time he's the one that the country picks,

Bubbles: Martin furgone, van Buren number eight,
For a one term shot as Chief of State,

Blossom: William Harrisson, how do te praise?
That guy was dead in thirty days!

Buttercup: John Tyler he liked country folk,

Bubbles: And after him came President Polk,

Blossom: Zachary Taylor liked to smoke,
His breath killed Friends whenever he spoke,

Buttercup: 1850, really nifty,
Millard Fillmore's in,

Blossom: Young and fierce was Franklin Pierce,
The man without a chin,

Bubbles: Follows successivo a period spannin'
Four long years with James Buchanan,
Then the South start shootin' cannon,
And we've got a civil war,

Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: A war!
A war down south in Dixie!

Blossom: Up to bat comes old Abe Lincoln,

Bubbles: There's a guy who's really thinkin'

Buttercup: Kept the United States from shrinking,
Saved the ship of state from sinking,

Bubbles: Andrew Johnson's next,
He had some slight defects,

Buttercup: Congress each,
Would impeach,

Bubbles: And so the country now elects,

Blossom: Ulysees Simpson Grant,
Who would scream and rave and rant,

Buttercup: While drinking whiskey,
Although risky,
Cause he'd spill it on his pants,

Blossom: It's 1877, and the democrats would gloat,
But they're all amazed when Rutherford Hayes,
Wins da just one vote,

Bubbles: James Garfield, someone really hated,
Cause he was assasinated,

Buttercup: Chester Arthur gets instated,
Four years later he was traded,

Bubbles: [dressed as the Statue of Liberty again] For Grover Cleveland, really fat,
Elected twice as a democrat,
Then Benjamin Harrisson, after that,
It's William McKinley up at bat,

Blossom: Teddy Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill,

Buttercup: And President Taft he got the bill,

Blossom: In 1913 Woodrow

Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: Wiiilllllllson...
Takes us into World War One!

Blossom: Warren Harding, successivo in line,

Bubbles: It's Calvin Coolidge; he does fine,

Buttercup: And then in 1929,
The market crashes and we find,

Blossom: It's Herbert Hoover's big debut,
He gets the blame, and loses to,

Bubbles: Franklin Roosevelt, President who,
Helped us win in World War Two,

Buttercup: [holding Harry Truman's newspaper] Harry Truman, weird little human,
Serves two terms and when he's done,

Blossom: [dressed as a soldier; saluting] It's Eisenhower, who's got the power,
From '53 to '61,

Bubbles: John F. Kennedy, he gets shot,
Then Lyndon Johnson took his spot,

Blossom: Richard Nixon he gets caught,
And Gerald Ford fell down a lot,

Buttercup: [dressed as a pilgrim] Jimmy Carter liked camping trips,

Blossom: And Ronald Reagan's speeches' scripts,
All came from famous movie clips,
And President cespuglio, bush detto "read my lips",

Bubbles: Now in Washington D.C.,

Buttercup: There's democrats and the G.O.P.,

Blossom: But the ones in charge are plain to see,

Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: The Clinton's, Bill and Hillary!

Blossom: The successivo President to lead the way,
Well, it just might be yourself one day,
Then the press'll distort everything te say...

Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: So jump in your plane and fly away!