"It is white."
-After being asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like, July 19, 2001.

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither to we."
- Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
-Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"Do you have blacks, too?"
-to Brizilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

"There's an old saying in Tennessee ... I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ... that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."

"I'm the master of low expectations."
-aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die."

"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."
-Jan. 29, 2003

this is great it made me laugh
I got a friend a day by day calender of bushisms last year for christmas

Oh wow. This is hilarious. Got anymore?

My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

Just found this site, SOOO funny:
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"when i was elected president, the storm clouds on the horizon were nearly directly overhead"

"i know how hard it is is to put food on your family"

"Paris Hilton is a West-Texas girl just like myself."

hahaahahaha i love you for posting this

ROFL