What would te do for a Klondike Bar?

A what???

I would kill my mother and my mother's sister.
Not really.
But those things are GOOD.

What in Gods name is a Klondike Bar? haah x

I would try doing laundry. (Or cause a flood, it all ends up the same.)

I'd kill for it, then rip the intestines out of that person's body and eat them for a klondike bar... as a figure of speech, of course xD