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boobz lol

Bet that got your attention. domanda time.
What is the worst pickup line te can think of?
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8theGreat said:
WHAT?! No boobs?!
te make me very sad...

~Le Pickup Line Time~

"All I want between te and me is latex."
"Are te a general? Because you're making my privates stand at attention."
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van."
"Do te have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes."
"Do te know karate? 'Cause your body's kicking."
"I Lost my number. Can I have yours?"

~Le knows a lot of horrible pickup lines~
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The fourth one is just oh my god. XDDD
SymmaGirl2 posted più di un anno fa
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^ My best friend Latisha told me that one. XD
8theGreat posted più di un anno fa
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xD Good lord.
Shadowmarioking posted più di un anno fa
wantadog said:
These....

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These.... http://www.lolbrary.com/content/398/master-of-pickup-lines-17398.jpg
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Win! XD
SymmaGirl2 posted più di un anno fa
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XD
wantadog posted più di un anno fa
Panda-Hero said:
The worst pickup line?

'boobz lol'
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It's not a pickup line, though. Is it? It's now a pickup line. I declare it so. Bl
SymmaGirl2 posted più di un anno fa
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I have had a guy walk up to me and say that. he was about 8. I think he just learned what boobs were.
Panda-Hero posted più di un anno fa
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I baia did that to me too XP
smartone123 posted più di un anno fa
Mrs-X said:
"Are te google? Because I just found everything I was looking for."


That's the only one I can think of...
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XD
SymmaGirl2 posted più di un anno fa
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Nice XD
smartone123 posted più di un anno fa
oboe_player said:
ciao sexual.

Are those shoes, because I wanna do you.

-Only ones I can think of right now-
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seeuvocaloid3 said:
"i'm drunk lets have sex" (got from big bang theory)
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chimpney said:
"Free caramelle here!"
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That's my pickup line!
SymmaGirl2 posted più di un anno fa
bubblegum_kiss said:
Guy: ‘Do te have any Italian in you?’
Chick: ‘No...’
Guy: ‘Want some?’

replace italian with whatever i guess ;)


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OMG nice XD
smartone123 posted più di un anno fa
smartone123 said:
Boing!-icarly

Got milk?

Want my poplicle?

Classic :did te drop from heaven?cause your my angel

1+0 baby

te seem hot need a shower?

*wolf whistle*

Wanta see a movie?

te look great in that superiore, in alto but where's the less on that

te got nice boobs

te got a nice butt

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I'll add più later!
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lupo whistle... the easiest way to go and mostra her that te put 0 effort into it... i mean cause all women just Amore guys who put 0 effort into it XD
bubblegum_kiss posted più di un anno fa
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Very XD
smartone123 posted più di un anno fa
PastaChick said:
this one is from Homestuck and it's one of john egbert's pickup lines : i wanna warhammer your zillyhoo. try to make sense of it. XD
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