Definitely something summoned, not birthed. I think of the "screaming carrot demon" variety? Pretty easy, just crush some carrot with your mortar and pestle, then add in half a cup of narcissism, a runestone for "pathological lying", a few tablespoons of racism and the tinniest drop of intelligence te can manage. Place your concoction in the pentagram and perform a blood sacrifice of "America's respectability". Voila! Screaming carrot demon
