Yes, the silly noodles did invade the spaceship from Mars. How did te find out? Did the mini hotdogs text te the location of the secret tartaruga farm? I must remember to take away their casseruola dishes...
Sarah... te need help. *dials 999* Hello operator? There's something wrong with my friend here... no, it's not the Tom Felton thing again.. it's something else..
Oh, while you're on the phone with them, can te tell them that I need another straight jacket? The one they put on me was *sudders* PINK. So I ripped it up and ate the buttons.
*holds phone away* SARAH! te ate the buttons AGAIN?! How many times have I told te not to eat stuff that isn't food? *turns back to phone* I'm so sorry about that. Would it be possible to order another straight jacket? Wonderful! Okay then. Bye. *puts phone down* Honestly, what am I going to do with you, Miss Allen?
What? It was either the buttons o the bagel, so I chose the più edible thing! Oh, te could take me to Britain, I've always wanted to ride a llama. *is serious*
