1. Know how to make te smile when te are down
2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but te always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .
4. Give te the remote control during the game
5. Come up behind te and put his arms around te
6. Play with your hair .
7. His hands always find yours .
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer te plenty of massages
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .
11. Never run out of Amore .
12. Be funny , but know how to be serious
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious
14. Be patient when te take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when te hit him and it actually hurts .
16. Smile a lot .
17. Plans a romantic data full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see te for 1 .
21. Always gives te a peck on the cheek when te depart from each others company, even when his Friends are watching.
22. Sing , even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor .
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason .
2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but te always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .
4. Give te the remote control during the game
5. Come up behind te and put his arms around te
6. Play with your hair .
7. His hands always find yours .
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer te plenty of massages
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .
11. Never run out of Amore .
12. Be funny , but know how to be serious
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious
14. Be patient when te take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when te hit him and it actually hurts .
16. Smile a lot .
17. Plans a romantic data full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see te for 1 .
21. Always gives te a peck on the cheek when te depart from each others company, even when his Friends are watching.
22. Sing , even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor .
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason .
Preferably shouted.
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO te WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
te CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY te HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY giorno (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
cagna WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT culo CUZ te CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO te WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
te CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY te HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY giorno (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
cagna WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT culo CUZ te CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.
-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first giorno after the wedding.
Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do te want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do te Amore me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do te think that one giorno te may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can te baciare me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do te think that te may punch, punzone me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.
-Now read the conversation from the below to the superiore, in alto in order to know what happened after one year.
Have fun. ;D
-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first giorno after the wedding.
Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do te want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do te Amore me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do te think that one giorno te may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can te baciare me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do te think that te may punch, punzone me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.
-Now read the conversation from the below to the superiore, in alto in order to know what happened after one year.
Have fun. ;D
I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best Friends and how we're always there for each other no matter what.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the successivo morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the successivo morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The secondo one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The secondo one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".