“ Oh my God, te respected her?! You&# 39; re dead,... |
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“Oh my God, te respected her?! You're dead, Klaus!
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They called me Stan the man.. There was a girl... |
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They called me Stan the man.. There was a girl also named Stan.
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Nice girls don’ t baciare on the first data Steve.... |
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Nice girls don’t baciare on the first data Steve. Makes the sex real awkward.
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STOP CHANGING THE CHANNELS YESTERDAY!!!! |
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STOP CHANGING THE CHANNELS YESTERDAY!!!!
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My wife is far too fat to be pregnant. |
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My wife is far too fat to be pregnant.
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Where’ s my morning B. J.? I have to get my own... |
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Where’s my morning B.J.? I have to get my own breakfast juice? Some Christmas.
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What am I gonna wear today. Maybe this blue suit... |
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What am I gonna wear today. Maybe this blue suit and black tie.
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HOOO!!
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Doctors are stupid, Roger. They&# 39; re just failed... |
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Doctors are stupid, Roger. They're just failed dentists.
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There goes the neighbou- rhood. And I mean that... |
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There goes the neighbourhood. And I mean that literarlly not racially
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I&# 39; m surrounded da people who hate me! It&# 39; s our... |
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I'm surrounded da people who hate me! It's our wedding all over again..
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Just because snow is the same color as our... |
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Just because snow is the same color as our refrigerator, doesn't mean te own it.
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pistole are a great resource for de- esclating... |
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pistole are a great resource for de-esclating siturations :)
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SO JEALOUS!!!
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Look at my foot! I am putting it down! |
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Look at my foot! I am putting it down!
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SHE FORGOT HER JACKET!! (throws spikes in front of... |
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SHE FORGOT HER JACKET!! (throws spikes in front of car, crashing it)
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Strange, when te tell the truth te don&# 39; t flush.... |
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Strange, when te tell the truth te don't flush. Your culo has betrayed you.
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I told you, neither one of us gets to do it til I... |
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I told you, neither one of us gets to do it til I can afford a secondo bullet.
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Like the sweet sound of this Nickelback ablum,... |
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Like the sweet sound of this Nickelback ablum, crushing under my car..
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(about Roger) He&# 39; s a baby now?! 😒 |
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(about Roger) He's a baby now?! 😒
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