te might be a redneck if
più than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
te think the stock market has a fence around it.
te think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever Lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your barca has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills più than three dogs.
Your coffee tavolo used to be a telephone cable spool.
te keep a can of Raid on the cucina table.
You've ever used a toilet sede, sedile as a picture frame.
Your home has più miles on it than your car.
più than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
te think the stock market has a fence around it.
te think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever Lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your barca has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills più than three dogs.
Your coffee tavolo used to be a telephone cable spool.
te keep a can of Raid on the cucina table.
You've ever used a toilet sede, sedile as a picture frame.
Your home has più miles on it than your car.