Rosalie

-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.

Bella holds small sliver phone da it's edge. Almost dropping it.

Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!

Edward: Silver is sexy. Would te prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?

Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.

Edward: If te haven't come to Forks then te wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire...

Carlisle: Hello Miss.Swan.

Bella: Oh hello...I didn't notice te there.

Carlisle: Oh that's okay.

Bella: Were te running?

Carlisle: Maybe. I thought I heard noises.

Bella: Sorry about that I just needed to go to the bathroom.

Carlisle:...

Bella: Yeah...sorry. I'll see te in morning.

Carlisle:...yes dear.

Bella: Good night. I hope te will get any sleep.

Carlisle: Well thank you. I don't know if I would get any sleep in cause I am vampire. te already know that. Right?

Bella: What? You're vampire too?!

Carlisle: Didn't Edward tell you? Oh no...

Bella: Haha that's okay I already know. I am just...

Esme: So Carlisle, hunnybunchsugarpiebubblegumyumyumbabyhuggybear,
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.

Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?

Esme: Cz i detto so. *holds knife*

Carlisle:Okay...........

Bella: *sits between them* i thought te couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.

Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do te see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*

Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one te hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping...

"Bella!Edward! so good to see you!" Esme yelled.
"Oh dear, this is going to be a long day" I thought.
"Hey there my brother! And my sister!" Emmett cried. I turned around hoping to sneak out the box auto, garage door,
"Rosalie, and where might te be going this fine evening?" Carlisle asked tilting his head to the left.
"Oh! umm.. I was just going out for a hunt, it's been almost two weeks since my last one" I replied giving my best innocent smile.
"But Edward and Bella are here, can't te wait afew hours?" asked Carlisle.
"I'd much rather go now if thats ok" I detto looking out the window.
"Please Carlisle,...