Rosalie:"Enjoy Mongruel." Jacob:"Hey do te know what te call a blonde with a brain?" Rosalie:"Don't te finish that sentence!"Jacob:" A Golden Retriever!" Rosalie:" Urg!Don't te have anything better to do than ruin our lives?" Jacob" Nope. My schedule is clear until the giorno the Golden Retriever dies." Rosalie:"Maybe I should just kill te myself." Jacob:"Renesmee wouldn't like that." Rosalie:"She'll get over it if I tell her te jumped off a cliff." Jacob:"She wouldn't beleive that." Rosalie:"Well then she will just have to get over it." Jacob:"I'd Amore to see te try." Rosalie:"No te wouldn't...
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