Before we begin, there's a anteprima to a stella, star Wars fan fiction coming soon.


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Colonel Turner: Here he is. At the Schloss Adler. The castello of Eagles. Believe me, it's well named, because only an eagle can get to it. Our job is to get inside there, and get him out as soon as possible.
Colonel Kramer: Major Debeldun, in charge of shipping in weapons.
Republic Soldier: Green light go!
Men: *Jump out of the Landing Craft*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, head of security.
Republic Soldiers: *Using parachutes after jumping out of the landing craft*
Colonel Kramer: Major Von Hapen, in charge of storm troopers.
Republic Soldiers: *Landing in the snow*

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Major Smith: *Inside the castle, wearing an Imperial Officer's uniform* Allow me to introduce myself. *Walking towards General Rosemeyer* Major Johann Schmidt, enlisted into the Imperials from the Outer Rim.
Colonel Kramer: Guard!
Major Smith: *Shoots a storm trooper with a silenced blaster*
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog presents.
John: *Inside a shed with Mary* Take your clothes off.
Mary: But I-
John: Don't argue. Take your clothes off.
Morris: *Wearing an Imperial Officer's uniform, he places a suitcase on a tavolo in front of an officer* Hello.
Announcer: A stella, star Wars fan Fiction.
Morris: *Pulls out a silenced blaster, and shoots the officer. He turns around, and shoots a storm trooper*

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Morris: *Sitting with John in a bar* Now with McPherson dead, there's only five of us left. So either te let me know what's going on o there's only gonna be four.

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John & Morris: *Get on superiore, in alto of a cable car from the superiore, in alto of a cable car station*
Announcer: From the autore who brought te Six Shooters, and it's sequel Six Shooters 2. Also responsible for the Thomas & Friends parody Trainz.

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Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is proud to present....
John: *Pointing an E-11 at Morris* Lieutenant, drop that gun.
Morris: *Also holding an E-11* What?
John: Drop that gun, and sit down.
Morris: *Drops his gun* What the hell are te talking about?

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Announcer:....Where Eagles Dare.
Morris: *Throws a bomb out a window*
Mary: *Enters a bar in a beige coat, and a black beret*
John: *Sets a bomb onto a pole da the road*
Imperial Officer: *Walking towards a bomb with a wire trap set below his ankles*
Officers & Stormtroopers: *Running to the middle of the castle, all carrying E-11 blasters*
John: *Laying down, looking through macrobinoculars*
Morris: *Stabs an officer with a light stick, a smaller version of a light saber*
Imperial Officer: *Walks into the wire, setting the bomb off*

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Stormtroopers: *In an IFT-D as it blows up*
Morris: *In a speeder bike, passing two Imperial troop transports that explode*
John: *Riding in the sidecar of Morris' speeder bike*
Stormtroopers: *Driving land speeders towards a pole that gets blown up*
John: *Driving a speederbus, hitting two Tie Fighters, making them explode as they land on a fuel tank*

Louis Bodine as John Smith
Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer
Emma Watson as Mary in...

Where Eagles Dare

Coming soon to this very club.




Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A mese passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I detto to myself. "Because it is," a familiar voice sounded out behind me. "Hello arcobaleno Dash," I detto not looking back. After she detto hi to me I soon looked back. "How the hell did Robotnik come back to life?" I asked. "Sonic sliced him in half." "Twilight will explain," Dash replied, "but right now, we need to go to Manehattan." We get in the car, and arcobaleno Dash is driving to Manehattan. "You sure te don't wanna drive?" Dash asked puzzled. I knew a lot of Equestria, but I knew nothing about Manehattan. "It's fine," I tell her. While driving we notice a nazi truck behind us. Soldiers with Kar98 rifles are shooting at us. "I'll hold them off, te keep driving." I shouted. Grabbing my machine gun, i open the window, and shoot at the truck behind us. I shot it 17 times and it blew up. "We got airplanes now." I detto panicking. Grabbing my chaos emerald, I saw some missiles heading towards us. "What are te waiting for?!" arcobaleno Dash yelled. "CHAOS CONTROL!" I said, just as the missiles exploded. "Where is the car?" One of the pilots asked. "I don't know," the other said, "We must segnala this to Robotnik." "About time." Dash detto very angry. "I wanted to make it look like they killed us." I explained, "but they'll probably find out were alive soon." As we drove to the apartment where Dash's Friends were the car ran out of gas. "I've got più gas in the trunk." I detto going to get the car refueled. When I started refueling the car, snow fell. "How did Robotnik get his army?" arcobaleno Dash asked. I knew she would ask me about Robotnik, but not about his army. I started telling her, "Robotnik came up with a bunch of badniks in his factory. Then there is his nephew, he doesn't do much, but he is smart. Finally, te got the nazis. Robotnik used chaos control to get some mechanics, so he went to Germany. One downside was that he time traveled into the start of world war 2." "What is world war 2?" Dash asked. "It's somewhat like the war we are in. Robotnik wants all of one animal to be killed, just like the nazis wanted to get a type of religion killed." The car soon has a full tank, and we continue to the apartment. 7 minuti later we arrive. We hide the car in case Robotnik's army would mostra up. After climbing several floors, we get to the room where Rainbow's Friends are. "Hey guys," we detto simultaniously. Everyone detto hi back, in the room was Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, applejack with Applebloom, and her Friends Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. Rarity is there, and so is Twilight Sparkle. On Twilight's back was Spike. "Why is this guy here?" interrogated the angry dragon, "He tried to kill me and Twilight." "I know te probably don't trust me, but I'm here to help." I reply. "And were glad you're here," Pinkie detto bouncing around. "I've got disguises for te two," Pinkie informed us, "Dashie, you'll be disguised as Derpy." My disguise was a brown stallion with a black mane. The cutie mark on my disguise was a tree, and my name would be Congo Whorekanoga. "Who makes up these names?!" I asked infuriated, "And there is no way, I'm going to fit in this." Somehow however, I did. Everyone else was in disguise, and I wasn't the only one mad with mine. Rarity claimed that her disguise smelled like rotten fish. "It's better then being in a suit twice your size." I said. After the three of us got our disguises on Pinkie Pie handed the rest of her Friends some metalic eye peices. She detto they would pretend to be roboticized. "Why can't me arcobaleno Dash, and Rarity do that?" I asked. Apparently, Pinkie thought it would give our cover away if we were all disguised as roboticized ponies. "I'm not a pony though." I said, very annoyed. "That's why you're disguised as one!" Pinkie said, "Now lets go." We were in our disguises, and got out of the apartment. We had a plan to sneak into Canterlot, take over the train station, and get back to Ponyville. From there we would drop off Applebloom and her Friends at sugarcube corner. Rarity and Fluttershy would watch them, while the rest of us would sneak into the enemy base, find info on any attacks, and segnala it to Princess Celestia once we got it. "Ok everyone on the car." I ordered. Soon Our team was on the car, with me and arcobaleno Dash in it, Spike somehow got in the trunk. "You know what you're doing?" Fluttershy asked. I detto yes and used Chaos control to get us into Canterlot. We all felt nervous, as I slowly drove towards the station. We stuck out like a sore thumb, Robotnik's army would've seen us da now, but they didn't. The train was set, but there were no locomotives to pull it. "I don't know why there aren't any engines to pull the train." Twilight said. "I guess I'll have to pull it," I replied. arcobaleno Dash got on superiore, in alto of the train, and we each held different ends of a rope. I could have pushed the train, but the ponies insisted that I pulled it from the front. "You ready?" Dash asked. I didn't even say anything, but I started pulling the train. My disguise looked weird, and I was hoping the enemy saw us. Back at Ponyville, Robotnik decided to rename it Nikville. While our main enemy was sitting in Twilight's library, three Nazis came in. "Hiel Robotnik!" they said. Robotnik returned his hiel, and asked about my whereabouts. "We killed him," one of the Nazis said, "but his car somehow vanished." "Interesting, " Robotnik said. They thought the missiles were so powerful, that the remains of my car, just dissapeared, with me and arcobaleno Dash in it. "One pony down, five più to go." Robotnik detto to himself, as he crossed arcobaleno Dash off the chart. "Halt!" someone shouted at me. Great, first I'm in a shitty disguise, now I have a badnik on my case. "What are te doing?" he asked. "I'm pulling a train to ponyville. There were no locomotives, so I decided to pull it myself." I told him. "You must be really tough." the badnik replied. "Who are te anyway?" "My name is S-" I was going to say my name when I remembered the fake name Pinkie gave me. "Congo Whorekanoga." The badnik stared at me for a few seconds. "What's in the train?" he asked. I decided to lie, "I brought weapons for your army." As soon as I detto that, the badnik looked like he was going to kill me, but then he noticed something on my leg. o maybe in it since part of my hand was sticking out. "Whats this?" he asked. Without a word I jumped on him, took my disguise off, and threw it in the river. At least we made it to Ponyville, without one of our teammates getting caught. "Ok everyone out." Rarity ordered. I guess she was tired with being in that train. da the time everyone was out, it was dark. We had to drop Applebloom and her Friends off at Sugarcube corner. Mr, and Ms Cake survived, and detto they would take care of the three fillies, but they had their bambini to worry about. "Me and Rarity can stay here." Fluttershy offered. So it was settled, four ponies with assault rifles, babysitting three fillies that had .44 magnums. If they were going to carry light weaponry, they needed something with lots of firepower. Thats why Twilight made copies of my magnum, with hundreds of bullets, Sweetie Belle could use her magic to copy the ammo. As for the rest of us, it was a grey hedgehog (me) arcobaleno Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight Sparkle with Spike. They all had an MP40 from the precedente battle, but I had my M249 machine gun, with a mini uzi and .44 magnum. "Too bad for your disguise." Pinkie whispered. I had an idea to dress up as Shadow. I knew I would've gotten everything except the shoes right, but I did it anyway. "Losers won't notice a thing." I detto after getting the disguise on, "How do I look?" "Exactly like him." applejack replied. Our plan was to vandalize some of the trucks, and other vehicles. Thats what me, Pinkie Pie and arcobaleno Dash were doing. The others would sneak inside the enemy base, and find stuff about the successivo attack. "What do te think they'll do?" Spike asked. "No idea." Twilight detto nervously, "But we gotta find out. It's now o never." "Ooh nightvisiony!" Pinkie Pie detto as she ran around with her night vision goggles on. "Pinkie!" arcobaleno Dash detto annoyed, "Place the C4 on the damn tank." "Lets try taking her goggles off." I detto while taking her goggles off. "Hey!" she said, "I was playing with those." "Oh te were? I'm sorry!" I detto sarcastically. Despite our loud conversation, no one in the watch towers heard us. "Ok, I think were good. On to the airplanes." Dash exclaimed. Back in the enemy HQ, Twilight found a room that had a door marked superiore, in alto SECRET. It was locked, so applejack kicked it in. "Really?" Spike asked, for applejack made a lot of noise after kicking the door. "I'll stand guard." Twilight detto with her MP40 steady in her hooves. Spike and applejack were searching the drawers for any plans on attacks in Equestria. They found a folder marked Canterlot Castle. In it contained a picture of Princess Celestia's castle, and papers with info about the army inside. "We gotta take this pronto." Spike said. "We have an intruder!" someone shouted. "Twilight, what's going on?!" applejack asked. "I got spotted da a nazi." she said, "Shoot them while I teleport us out of here." As Twilight was casting a spell on teleportation three nazis came in the room. They shot at them, but it was too late. Twilight, Applejack, and Spike escaped. Suddenly an alarm went off and a voice was speaking through a microphone, "Attention, three intruders were spotted in the base. They are Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and Spike. Shoot at will!" "Let's go!" Dash shouted as me and my team made a run for it. "Twilight!" I asked in a walkie talkie, "What happened? Did te get any info?" "We got info," Twilight replied, "Robotnik's army plans on bombing Princess Celestia's castle." "Ok, we finished with the vandalism, we'll meet te back at-" that was all I could say before getting spotted in the searchlight. "This can't be good." Pinkie detto nervously. We were running our fastest (well I wasn't) while killing nazis and badniks. As soon as we were about to escape the gate closed. Pinkie got out, but I was stuck with arcobaleno Dash. I tried busting down a wall, but I was knocked out. As arcobaleno Dash tried to fly away, they shot her wing, and she couldn't fly. Good thing I'm in disguise, she thought. Since she was wearing a Derpy costume not much damage was brought to her wing. They already knew I was in disguise, and they took it off. "You've got a lot of nerve to dress up as someone te killed." Robotnik said. He was forcing me to stand against a bacheca in the base. arcobaleno Dash was standing successivo to me. As we stood successivo to each other Robotnik noticed something on arcobaleno Dash, and took it off. "I don't know who te were dressed as," Robotnik exclaimed revealing Dash's blue face and arcobaleno mane, "but it was a good disguise. Now, what were te doing?" None of us detto a thing, and Robotnik started hitting me until blood came out of my body. No matter how much they asked, I wasn't going to tell them a thing. "What do te mean they kidnapped her?" Scootaloo asked being mad at Pinkie Pie for not rescuing her. "Twilight got spotted da a nazi, the alarm went off, we were about to make a run for it, then the gate closed, and only I got out." Pinkie said. She then started crying because for all she knew, arcobaleno Dash would be dead. "Twilight," Rarity said, "Whats in that folder?" As Twilight showed Rarity the folder containing Robotnik's plan to bomb Princess Celestia's castello she was shocked. "We got to do something." She said, "But we have to save Sean," Fluttershy said, "And arcobaleno Dash!" Pinkie and Scootaloo shouted Simoultaneously. "Allright," Twilight said, "Here is the plan. Me, Fluttershy, and Rarity will go warn Princess Celestia about the attack. The rest of te go save Sean and arcobaleno Dash." "What should we do?" Mrs. Cake asked. "You and Mr. Cake don't need to do anything." Twilight replied. "Be careful Sweetie Belle." Rarity said. "I will." Sweetie Belle said, "I Amore you." As the two sisters hugged each other I was tied to a chair. I had blood coming out of my nose, and mouth. arcobaleno Dash was successivo to me, also tied to a chair, and was punched a few times in the chest. "You can make this easier on yourself." Robotnik detto as two nazis, and four badniks stood behind him. "What were te doing in our base?" Robotnik asked again. "We were just looking for a friend." I said. Robotnik didn't buy it, and he hit me once again. "I'm telling te the truth!" I shouted. Then Big Macintosh showed up out of nowhere with my machine gun, and shot everyone. Robotnik ran off, and got in one of the airplanes which was a bomber. As he did this the engine died. Our vandalism has paid off. "You guys ok?" Big Mack asked. "Yeah. Thanks." I said. He gave my gun back when applejack arrived with Pinkie Pie, Spike, and the cutie mark crusaders. "Whats up guys?" I asked. Scootaloo and Pinkie ran towards arcobaleno Dash to see if she was ok. "How did te get out?" applejack asked. "Your brother." I told her while pointing at Big Mack. "Did te miss me?" Big Mack asked. "Eeyup." applejack said, trying to sound like her brother. We laughed, and then soon heard an airplane take off. "We gotta stop that airplane now!" I said. All of us ran after the airplane, but only me, Scootaloo, and arcobaleno Dash seemed to keep up. "Your fast for a filly." I told her. The arancia, arancio pegasus just looked, and smiled. I guess it was because she was trying to be much like arcobaleno Dash. Twilight ran into the castello with Fluttershy and Rarity. The sun was rising, and the sky was a mixture of orange, and blue. Princess Celestia was watching the sunrise with her sister, Princess Luna. Luna was going to say something, but a soldier arrived, "Your Highness, Twilight is here to see you." "Tell her to come in." She said. "You weren't expecting her were you?" Luna asked. "No," Celestia replied, "It must be something important." Twilight Sparkle soon arrived with the folder of info about the castello she was in. "Princess!" She detto panting, "Robotnik has returned and wants to bomb your castle, and all of Canterlot!" "Well te were right about the serious part." Luna replied. Twilight soon showed the two sisters the folder, and all the info about the castle. Meanwhile my group was still chasing the bomber. "Dash, Scootaloo. Carry me in there." I told them. Luckily arcobaleno Dash was a extremely fast flyer, and we got inside the bomber. "Ach! I knew te would try to sneak inside." Robotnik said. We were about to attack when a badnik behind us shot arcobaleno Dash, and pushed us out of the airplane. As he looked at the falling pegasus, and hedgehog he noticed something missing. Wasn't there a arancia, arancio pony, he thought. As he noticed this Scootaloo jumped on the badnik, and killed him. Then she went to Robotnik, and tried her best to prevent the evil person from bombing Princess Celestia's castle. "Get away from that!" Robotnik shouted, as he threw Scootaloo out the plane. She grabbed the window and remembered she had a gun. Shooting at Robotnik, all she could hit was his arm, which flew off his body. Then she had to let go. Scootaloo put up a good fight, but it wasn't good enough. While she was flying back to the ground, I was trying to get arcobaleno Dash to fly again. She had so much pain from being shot that she passed out. "Oh man this can't be good!" I said, looking below me. We were falling closer, and closer to the ground. I did a spindash, and hoped that arcobaleno Dash would wake up in time. We soon hit the ground. I couldn't tell which way the bombardiere went, but I had something else to worry about. "Dash." I said, I landed close enough for her to hear me, but I didn't get a response. "Dash!" I detto again, still no response. I get closer to her, when I realise she was hurt really bad from the fall. I didn't know she was alive when I notice her eyes sposta a little bit. Some blood is coming out of her mouth, and from the part of her body where she landed. "No No don't die!" I said. Dash looked up at me, and said, "Sean?" I nodded my head holding in tears, "Yeah what is it?" I ask. "I lov-" Then, arcobaleno Dash died. "NO!!" I shouted, "NO, NO, NO! Don't do this to me!" I said. I was crying, as I picked arcobaleno Dash up. Many ponies were running past, as I tried asking one of them for help. All of them ignored me, and then an explosion went off. I look to my right, and see Princess Celestia's castello on fire. Robotnik was right, he would get revenge, and he just did. He nearly killed me, while killing arcobaleno Dash, and bombing a castle, probably killing più people for all I knew. I stopped crying, and went to a doughnut negozio not far away. There waiting for me was Spike, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and her sister Applebloom, with Big Macintosh. Sweetie Belle was also there, with Doughnut Joe, and a blue pegasus that had red liberty spikes. "What happened to arcobaleno Dash?" Pinkie asked frowning. "She fell, and died." I told Pinkie. Everyone looked at the blue pony I was holding in my hands. Much of her face is being covered da her mane. "Did Twilight and the others make it out in time?" I asked. "I don't know." applejack said. Suddenly the door opened, and Scootaloo came in. "Are te guys ok?" She asked. "I'm ok," I said, "but she isn't." As I showed Scootaloo the dead arcobaleno Dash she started crying. "I might be able to bring her back to life." Sweetie Belle said. "No, let me do it." Joe said, "I've brought many things back to life before." So Doughnut Joe brought arcobaleno Dash back to life. Then Scootaloo hugged her. "Welcome back Dashie." Pinkie exclaimed. "It's great to be back." Dash said. "I don't remember much about falling to my death, but I'm glad to be back." She looked around and saw another blue pegasus. "Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Shredder, and all I do is rock and roll." He said. "Well your not doing it now." Dash said. After she detto that, Shredder got a chitarra from the counter, and started playing. The chitarra was already plugged in the amp, and it was loud. "Damn, your good." I detto when he finished. "Yes I am." he replied. "Now, what about our army?" "I think it should be called the pony alliance." Pinkie said. "And the cutie mark crusaders will help you." Applebloom detto standing successivo to her friends. "Allright, sounds good." I said. Then I notice Spike staring at me, not trusting me one bit. I walk up to him and say, "I know te probably don't like me after what happened two weeks ago, but that was a long time ago. We have to stop Robotnik's army, and save Twilight, Fluttershy, and your girlfriend." Spike soon got nervous, "Rarity is not my girlfriend! I want her to be, but she isn't." "We can change that." I tell him. Soon all of us get in a circle, and shout "Pony Alliance URA!"

The End