This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: *singing* Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up più stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw te enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are te doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws fan into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions, I bring to te Goldhoof

Starring

Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
applejack as Apples Galore
Big Macintosh as Goldhoof
Applebloom as Bloom
Pinkie Pie as P
Spike as S
A korean pony as Wierdjob
Fenix Lighter as himself, just like every other pony. NOW LETS START THIS

The beginning takes place at a hotel in Las Pegasus

Con: Hello Fenix.
Fenix: Con, how are you?
Con: Very well. What did te want to mostra me?
Fenix: I want te to look at that red pony over there *points at Goldhoof*
Con: What about him?
Fenix: That's Goldhoof, he is obsessed with gold, and doesn't like losing. Looks like he's taking another pony to the cleaners.
Con: Has he ever Lost before?
Fenix: Never.
Con: Sounds like he's cheating then.
Goldhoof: Alright lets do this.
Gambliing pony: Best two out of three?
Goldhoof: Eeyup *shuffles cards*
Con: I think somepony is feeding him information.
Fenix: What makes te say that?
Con: A filly with binoculars *walks away*

After leaving his best friend Con makes his way into the same room that the filly is in.

Con: Shouldn't te be learning how to not cheat?
Bloom: No I'm learning how to get paid for cheating.
Con: *pulls Bloom away from window* Your too young to do anything with gambling.
Wierdjob: *knocks Con out*

When Con wakes up he finds Bloom laying in a bed. She is completely covered in gold, and is dead.

Con: WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO THIS TO A FILLY?!!?

The successivo giorno Con returned to the C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Did te enjoy your vacation?
Con: Yes, I even saw Fenix.
P: What did he have to say?
Con: He told me about somepony named Goldhoof. He killed a filly da turning her into gold.
P: Well that's interesting, because I have an assignment for te to find Goldhoof. I want te to find out on what he's doing, and if he is a danger to us o not. S here will mostra te your weapons, gadgets, and car.
Con: Car?
S: That's right. Follow me.

S then takes Con into a room with gadgets being tested.

Con: What's under the tarp?
S: Your car. *pulls tarp* An Aston Maretin DP5
Con: What can it do?
S: I installed some devices on here. One of them te can use to change the license plate in case te get out of an epic car chase. *changes license plate*
Con: Interesting, what about attacking?
S: The only thing close enough for attacking are the oil slicks.
Con: *looks inside car* What button do I press?
S: Easy! te almost pushed the ejector button.
Con: Oh.
S: This also has a radar, and speaking of radar I have a device that will track te down on our radars. One big one, and a small one.
Con: Cool. Anything else?
S: Your usual M1911, but the clip is modified to hold 23 bullets.
Con: How many clips do I get?
S: Five *gives stuff to Con* Goldhoof will be heading to a golf course da the neighagra falls. te will find a grey unicorn as your caddy.
Con: 0008 I gotta go *leaves for golf course*

te all know how golf works, but that doesn't mean they'll play da the rules. o will they?

It's time to start the golf match. But te must wait!

Con: Hello Goldhoof
Goldhoof: Con, nice to meet you.
0008: Hi Con.
Con: Where is your caddy?
Goldhoof: I'm not sure.
Wierdjob: *arrives scaring Con big time*
Goldhoof: lol, te must excuse wierdjob. He doesn't talk, and does wierd jobs for me.
Con: I noticed.

The match starts, and things get wierd towards the 12th hole.

Goldhoof: *hits golf ball*
Con: Looks like it landed in the rough.
Goldhoof: Damnit

They check to see where it landed.

Con: If te can't find it, then you'll have a 1 stroke penalty
Goldhoof: What?! That aint fair!
Con: We're doing a parody of a movie of course it isn't fair!
Goldhoof: *ragequits*
0008: Too easy
Con: Yeah for you.

After leaving the golf course Con sets one of the radar devices into Goldhoof's car. Con then checks his radar. He follows him, not aware of a another pony following him.

Goldhoof: *hears noise* What's that noise?
Wierdjob: I don't know
Goldhoof: You're not supposed to talk! *stops car*
Con: *stops car*
Lyra: *grabs rifle*
Goldhoof: What is this thing? *throws tracker away*
Lyra: *shoots at Con, and misses*
Con: ...
Lyra: *drives away*

Lyra was chasing Con again, and as a result Con flattened Lyra's tires.

Lyra: You've gotta be kidding me!
Con: Wow a double blow out. How rare.
Lyra: The side of my car is also scratched.
Con: Shouldn't have tried to ram me.

Con then offers Lyra a ride to a service station further down the road.

Con: Why were te following me?
Lyra: I noticed te were trying to follow Goldhoof.
Con: Do te work for him?
Lyra: That isn't your business.
Con: It became my business when I saw a filly he killed.
Lyra: Bloom?
Con: Yes.
Lyra: Ok I'll tell te everything te need to know.

da the time Lyra tells Con everything they get to the service station. Con continues leaving Lyra.

Several hours later Con got toward a factory owned da Goldhoof.

Con: *notices korean ponies driving trucks*
korean pony 56: follow him
Con: *floors it*
korean pony 34: Good thing Wierdjob is with us
Wierdjob: *knods head* Why am i not allowed to talk?
korean pony 34: *hits wierdjob with shovel* that's why!
Con: *activates oil slick*
korean pony 56: *spins out of control off a cliff*
korean pony 35: *blocks road*
Con: *drives in ditch*
Wierdjob: *jumps out of truck*
Con: *runs off*
Korean pony 54: STOP!
Wierdjob: *takes off hat*
Con: *Watches with confusion*
Korean pony 54: Run off and te die from this hat.
Con: and if I stay?
Korean pony 54: We kidnap te

The koreans towed Con's car out of the ditch, and made him get in, following the other trucks.

Korean pony 48: We will turn left here.
Con: Right. *turns right*
Korean pony 48: *pulls out pistol*
Con: *activates ejector seat*
other koreans: *shoot with SMG's*
Wierdjob: *pushes korean pony 34 out of driver seat*
korean pony 67: *shoots Con in shoulder*
Con: *drives into bacheca knocked out*

20 minuti later Con wakes up to find himself laying on a tavolo with Goldhoof standing da him

Goldhoof: First te beat me at golf, then te try to intrude on my factory
Con: I'm sorry. NOT!
Goldhoof: Sarcasm sucks.
Con: Do te expect me to talk?
Goldhoof: No Mr. Mane I expect te to die *activates laser*
Korean pony 44: *plays dramatic music*
Goldhoof: This laser will slowly cut te to death.
Con: You're not even going to interrogate me?
Goldhoof: What could C.I.E possibly know about what I'm up to?
Con: Operation Homerun
Goldhoof: lol two words Mr. Mane. Nothing important to you!
Con: Can te afford to take that chance?!
Goldhoof: Turn it off
korean pony 44: *turns laser off with the ending of music*
Goldhoof: You're quite right Mr. Mane, you're worth più to me alive
Korean pony 44: *shoots Con with tranquiliser*

After the effects of the tranquilizer wear off Con finds himself on a plane.

Con: Who are you?
mare: My name is Apples Galore
Con: *looks around* Is this a dream?
AG: No. te are flying towards Sweet mela, apple Acres.
Con: What for?
AG: We are stealing all the oro from the largest oro depository.
Con: Ponyville?
Goldhoof: Eeyup. te are going to be my prisoner/assistant.
Con: What am I helping te with?
Goldhoof: You'll know when the time comes.

The plane lands at the ponyville airport, and Goldhoof takes his "guests" to sweet mela, apple acres in a station wagon. WOW

Goldhoof: Lets get your pilots set Apples.
Apples: Get to your airplanes!
pilots: *take off performing tricks*
Con: They're good
Apples: They should be, Ah trained them.
pilot 1: drop the gas!
pilots: *drop gas*

After dropping gas in Ponyville, all the ponies fell asleep. They would remain so for 6 hours. When all the ponies fell asleep, it looked bad. Cars crashed into each other with some of them on their sides, while other ponies fell off balconies, and died.

Korean pony 67: ciao I know you.
Con: Yeah, te shot me.
Goldhoof: Allright. Ah would like to thank y'all for coming here.
9 resident stallions: your welcome.
Goldhoof: Now to mostra te my plan. *shows model of fort corn*
Mr. Olos: What is this?
Goldhoof: This is fort corn. Sort of named after Unicorns.
Mr. Sir Evans: What do te tend to do?
Goldhoof: Steal all the oro of course.
Mr. Olos: Of course.
Goldhoof: What do te mean da that?
Mr. Olos: te are a redneck trying to steal gold.
Goldhoof: And after that I blow the fort up.
Mr. Smith: What? Are te insane?
Goldhoof: This is a bomb made da koreans, and it will contaminate the oro so it will be mine, and mine only!
Mr. Olos: This is crazy, I don't want any part of this.
Con: *writes letter*
Goldhoof: Ok, where do te live?
Mr: Olos: Fillydelphia.
Goldhoof: Wierdjob, take Mr. Olos to the trainstation so he can go to Fillydelphia.
Con: *folds letter putting mini tracker in it*
Goldhoof: Take the series 65, and make sure te get the job done.
Wierdjob: *knods head*
Con: *places letter in Mr Olos' shirt*
Goldhoof: Now, lets go steal some gold!

Later in another part of Ponyville

Fenix: Thanks for the coffee.
Waitress: Your welcome, that'll be 1 bit.
Fenix: No problem *pays for coffee with tip*
Shredder: Why am i here again?
Fenix: We need to help Con in case he's been kidnapped da Goldhoof.
Shredder: He's a unicorn, if he gets into any trouble he can use magic to escape.
Fenix: Then they shoot him before he leaves. He probably has his location marked on the radar. *walks to car*
Shredder: What is this?
Fenix: A Dodge Alicorn with spy equipment.
Wierdjob: *drives past Fenix*
Shredder: He must have past us.
Fenix: Lets go then *follows radar*
Mr. Olos: ciao the trainstation is that way.
Korean pony 63: This is a quick route
Shredder: He might be in a car on this highway
Fenix: He could be.

But Con was in a stolen troop truck heading into Fort Corn. The pony on Fenix's radar was heading to a scrapyard. He was tied to the chair, and couldn't get out. Wierdjob was going to crush the car.

Mr Olos: te can't do this! Whatever te have planned will fail!
korean pony 63: *shoots Mr, Olos*
Wierdjob: *crushes car*
Shredder: The dot disappeared.
Fenix: That's not like Con at all. We better check fort corn.
Wierdjob: *passes Fenix on other side of road*
Korean pony 63: Why are the remains of the Coltillac behind our truck?
Wierdjob: *shrugs*

Back at Fort mais

Goldhoof: Get the bomb set up at the bottom of the fort, and have Con handcuffed to it.
Korean pony 41: Yes sir.
Con: You're an culo te know that?
Wierdjob: *shows up*
Korean pony 63: The job is done.
Goldhoof: Why did te bring the rest of the car here?
Korean pony 63: We have no idea.
Fenix: Oh boy. Goldhoof is already there. They're holding Con hostage.
Shredder: Let's kill them then.
Fenix: I have a plan *drives backwards doing a burnout*
Goldhoof: What the hay?
Ponyville soldiers: *wake up*
Sgt. Sprinkles: We have intruders!
Korean pony 41: sposta
Con: Oh kay >:(
korean ponies: *shoot soldiers*
soldiers: *shoot koreans*
Fenix: M.I.3 let me pass!
Sgt. Sprinkles: Sure
Shredder: I'm with him.

Con was taken into the basement where the bomb was only to find Wierdjob.

Con: Oh great
Korean pony 41: *cuffs Con to bomb* te two enjoy yourselves now.
Wierdjob: *hits Con*
Con: *uses magic to get rid of hoofcuffs*
Wierdjob: *hits Con, and pushes him to floor*
Con: *looks at timer, 60 secondi left*
Wierdjob: *throws hat*
Con: *dodges then grabs hat*
Wierdjob: *moves to right*
Con: *throws hat, and misses, hitting a fence*
Wierdjob: *walks toward hat*
Con: *electrifies fence*
Wierdjob: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Fenix: Con!
Con: Which wire do I cut?!
Fenix: The right one!
Con: *cuts wire on right defusing bomb*
Fenix: Ach, that was close.
Con: Too close
Fenix: Yeah. I got te a flight to Canterlot. When Princess Celestia invites te to lunch, te can't say no.

After the fight in Fort Corn, all the korean ponies were either executed o sent to jail.
Con was in the plane when this happened.

Apples: Did y'all miss me?
Con: Very. Where were you?
Apples: Thinking about you.
Goldhoof: te miss her, but not me?
Con: te tried to kill me, of course I don't miss you.
Goldhoof: You've interfeared with mah plans for the last time Mr. Mane!
Con: Be careful pointing pistole in an airplane. It's not smart.
Goldhoof: Watch me *shoots gun*

At that moment the bullet from Goldhoof's gun richoceted all over the plane then breaking a window.

Goldhoof: OH NO!!
Con: I warned you!
Goldhoof: *falls out window*

The airplane then went flying out of control, then Con, and Apples Galore jumped out with a parachute.

Fenix: OMC CON!!
Apples: M.I.3 is worried about us.
Con: This is no time to be rescued *kisses Apples Galore*

The End