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Sean: We're back.
Sean The Hedgehog: And for once, we're using Musica from Mario Golf. Our last two shows for this week are My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: It's più ponies, and talking trains ladies, and gentlemen.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and arcobaleno Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

arcobaleno Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
arcobaleno Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would te like to be my friend?
arcobaleno Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed to happen! You're supposed to fly around Pornstarville, and avoid this rosa bitch!
arcobaleno Dash: Why would I do that?
Twilight: The script man, the script!
arcobaleno Dash: I don't like my script. It makes me feel like a bully.
Twilight: Yo, te did not just use that word.
arcobaleno Dash: I didn't call te a nigg-
Twilight: Not that man!! I mean bully. Who da hell uses that word nowadays?!
arcobaleno Dash: Uh, hundreds of ponies do.
Pinkie Pie: I use it as well, and te are being one right now. Leave us alone.
Twilight: Man, te two are fucked up in da head! *Walks away*
arcobaleno Dash: What is her problem?
Pinkie Pie: She's black.

Intro
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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ciao Fluttershy, te smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, te are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

successivo morning, Pinkie Pie was walking to arcobaleno Dash's cloudhouse while wearing sunglasses with a mustache on it, and blowing confetti everywhere*

arcobaleno Dash: *Sleeping in her bed. When she hears Pinkie Pie, she yawns while waking up with a smile on her face*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag arcobaleno Dash!
arcobaleno Dash: *Goes to a window* Morning Pinkie Pie. Be down in a sec.
Pinkie Pie: Okay.

Once arcobaleno Dash came down, a griffon appeared. It was Gilda.

Gilda: arcobaleno Dash, long time no see.
arcobaleno Dash: Oh hey. I haven't seen te in at least ten years.
Pinkie Pie: arcobaleno Dash, an explanation por favor?
arcobaleno Dash: You're German. Why are te speaking Spanish?
Gilda: *Laughs* Good point.
Pinkie Pie: Explanation?
arcobaleno Dash: Oh right. Gilda is an old friend of mine from flight school.
Pinkie Pie: An old friend? But she looks very young.
Gilda: *Laughs* I like your sense of humor (Honestly, this pony is starting to annoy me.)
arcobaleno Dash: Me, and Pinkie Pie are gonna go play pranks on ponies. Wanna unisciti us?
Gilda: No thanks, I wanna explore this city, and find out where a good place is to eat.
arcobaleno Dash: Suit yourself. We'll see te later.
Gilda: We'll?
arcobaleno Dash: Yeah, me, and Pinkie Pie will meet te after your lunch.
Gilda: (Fuck!) Okay, great.

As Gilda was finding a good restaurant for lunch, she saw Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: *Helping ducks attraversare, croce a road* Okay little duckies, follow me. Everyone is letting us cross.
Gilda: BOO!!!
Fluttershy: AHHH!!!
Ducks: *Get scared, and fly away*
Fluttershy: Wait ducks, where are te going?!
Ducks: *Go into the nail factory*
Fluttershy: Oh no!! They'll get seriously injured!
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Thank goodness, now they can- *See the ducks go into a scissor factory* SCISSOR FACTORY?!!!?
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: Phew, that was close. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a factory where bombs get built* Go into a factory for bombs?!!? *Faints*
Ducks: *Come out of the factory unharmed*
Fluttershy: *Wakes up* Oh, they're okay. Now they can- *See the ducks go into a cuscino factory* Oh, a cuscino factory. I know they'll be sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza there.

But the factory soon blew up.

Fluttershy: *Cries, and runs away*

Pinkie Pie arrived, and this song started to play: link

Pinkie Pie: Halt!! What is the meaning of this?!
Gilda: None of your business.
Pinkie Pie: It is my business. te hurt my friend's feelings, and had her animal Friends blown up in a cuscino factory.
Gilda: It was their fault.
Pinkie Pie: te scared them!
arcobaleno Dash: *Arrives*
Pinkie Pie: Thank goodness you're here arcobaleno Dash, Gilda is being an asshole.
Gilda: What?!
Pinkie Pie: te are being an asshole, and I do not appreciate it.
arcobaleno Dash: *Worried* What did she do?
Pinkie Pie: She scared Fluttershy, and had her anatra Friends blown up at a cuscino factory.
Gilda: She's lying.
arcobaleno Dash: *Looks at the cuscino factory on fire* Oh no she isn't. Why did te do it Gilda?
Gilda: She was annoying.
arcobaleno Dash: That's my friend you're talking about.
Gilda: If you're Friends with her, I can't be Friends with you. *Fights arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Fights Gilda*

They made a nube, nuvola of smoke during their fight.

Ponies: Go arcobaleno Dash!
Pinkie Pie: Go arcobaleno Dash!
Gilda: Why are they cheering for you?!
arcobaleno Dash: Because I'm awesome, unlike you!

arcobaleno Dash punched Gilda in the face, and the griffon Lost a tooth.

Ponies: Yeah!!
Gilda: Fuck this! *Leaves* te all suck!
arcobaleno Dash: Not true!

Stop the song

arcobaleno Dash: *Takes a deep breath* Is everyone okay?
Ponies: Yes.
arcobaleno Dash: I'm sorry about Gilda. She was a friend of mine years ago, but after what just happened, she's no longer my friend.
Pinkie Pie: Wait a couple of years, I'm sure te will be Friends with her again.
arcobaleno Dash: *Confused*

She didn't understand that Pinkie Pie was talking about a certain episode from season 5.

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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End

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Sean The Hedgehog: I think this is the only kind of Musica we're getting for now.
Sean: Doesn't bother me. I like it.
Sean The Hedgehog: I like it too, but I do prefer the Rock & Roll we had earlier. The final mostra for this week is Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: Try not to get bored da everyone being in black & white.

Episode 8

Thomas Percy & The Coal

It was a beautiful giorno on the Island Of Sodor. Thomas The Tank Engine's smart blue paint shone in the sunshine. He arrived at a station, and saw Percy, and Sean.

"Hello Thomas." Called Percy, "You look splendid."

"Yes indeed." Boasted Thomas, "Blue is the only color for an engine."

"I've got some blue, but most of my paint is grey." detto Sean.

"I like my green paint," Percy replied, "I wouldn't want to be any other color."

"Well, well anyway," Huffed Thomas, "Blue is the only color for a really useful engine. Everyone knows that." And he puffed away importantly. Percy, and Sean just smiled.

Later that day, Percy was shunting some freight cars under a coal chute. Thomas was da him resting.

"Careful," called Thomas cheekily, "Those freight cars could be troublesome."

"Go on, go on" Shouted the freight cars, and pushed Percy.

"And da the way," Called Thomas, "Those buffers don't look sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza to me."

But it was too late. Percy ran into the buffer, and went off the tracks. The last load of coal poured from the chute, and onto Thomas.

"Help, help!" Called Thomas. His smart blue paint was getting ruined da the coal dust. "Get me out!"

Percy was worried, but he couldn't stop laughing when he saw Thomas' paint being ruined.

"Ha, ha!" Chuckled Percy, "You don't look really useful now Thomas. te look disgraceful."

"I'm not disgraceful!" Spluttered Thomas, "You did that on purpose. Get me out!"

It took so long to clean Thomas, that he wasn't in time for his successivo train. Rosie had to take Annie, and Clarabel for him. The two coaches were most upset.

Thomas was grumpy at the sheds that night. Sean thought it was a great joke, but Percy was mad at Thomas, for thinking he caused the accident on purpose.

"Fancy, a really useful blue engine becoming a disgrace to Sir Tophamm Hat's railway." detto Percy.

successivo morning, Thomas was feeling happy. He saw Percy struggling with a heavy load of freight cars, and he was feeling tired.

"Have a drink," detto his driver. The water tower was successivo to a siding, where it ended with unsafe buffers. Percy went to the siding, but the freight cars prevented him from stopping.

"Oh!" Called Percy, as he was being pushed, "Help!"

Percy let off a lot of steam when he got derailed. His wheels were buried deep in coal. It was time for Thomas to go, and he left laughing at what happened to Percy.

That night, the two engines made up their quarrel.

"I didn't cause your accident on purpose Thomas. te do know that, don't you?"

"Of course," Chuckled Thomas, "And I'm sorry about what I detto yesterday. Your green paint looks splendid."

They also learned to be più careful with coal.

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Sean The Hedgehog: And we're back.
Sean: And I'm leaving. *Blows his horn twice as he goes backwards*
Sean: What's with him?
arcobaleno Dash: The show's over.
Sean: *Checks his watch* And so it is. See te successivo week.