Parker drove 11 miles from Frenchtown to Flemington to reach Burger King. When he arrived however, the line of cars in front of him was big.
Parker: Screw this, I'm going to McDonald's. *Turns around, and gets hit da a Nissan*
Yellow Triangle: *Gets out of his car*
Parker: *Walks out of his car* Look what you've done to my Packard!
Yellow Triangle: That wouldn't have happened if te didn't make that U-turn!
Parker: Shut up! It's your fault because I detto so!
Yellow Triangle: te wanna repeat that buddy?
Parker: It's your fault.
Yellow Triangle: *Spits in his left hand, then rubs his hands together*
Parker: te won't win this fight.
Yellow Triangle: *Punches Parker*
Parker: *Falls down* te got some of that spit on my face!
Yellow Triangle: te just lay there while I get your insurance info.
Parker: That's just great. *Stands up, and has a headache* My head feels warm. *Puts his hand on his forehead*
A police officer arrived to check on Parker, and the yellow triangle.
Blue Square: What's going on over here?
Parker: I was making a U-turn to leave when this windbag hit me!
Blue Square: You're not even supposed to make a U-turn here, and why aren't te two wearing masks?
Parker: I don't need a mask.
Yellow Triangle: Neither do I. *Sneezes*
Blue Square: I'm gonna call a paramedic. They'll check your temperature, and see whether o not te have Covid-19.
Parker: It'll be a waste of time!
Yellow Triangle: We're clean!
Parker: *Looks at the triangle* te know, I think we finally agree on something.
Yellow Triangle: I'm sorry for punching you.
Parker: I'm sorry for blocking you.
Blue Square: Stay da your cars, and stay 6 feet apart. You'll be tested in a few minutes, then we'll see if you're really safe.
2 B Continued
Parker: Screw this, I'm going to McDonald's. *Turns around, and gets hit da a Nissan*
Yellow Triangle: *Gets out of his car*
Parker: *Walks out of his car* Look what you've done to my Packard!
Yellow Triangle: That wouldn't have happened if te didn't make that U-turn!
Parker: Shut up! It's your fault because I detto so!
Yellow Triangle: te wanna repeat that buddy?
Parker: It's your fault.
Yellow Triangle: *Spits in his left hand, then rubs his hands together*
Parker: te won't win this fight.
Yellow Triangle: *Punches Parker*
Parker: *Falls down* te got some of that spit on my face!
Yellow Triangle: te just lay there while I get your insurance info.
Parker: That's just great. *Stands up, and has a headache* My head feels warm. *Puts his hand on his forehead*
A police officer arrived to check on Parker, and the yellow triangle.
Blue Square: What's going on over here?
Parker: I was making a U-turn to leave when this windbag hit me!
Blue Square: You're not even supposed to make a U-turn here, and why aren't te two wearing masks?
Parker: I don't need a mask.
Yellow Triangle: Neither do I. *Sneezes*
Blue Square: I'm gonna call a paramedic. They'll check your temperature, and see whether o not te have Covid-19.
Parker: It'll be a waste of time!
Yellow Triangle: We're clean!
Parker: *Looks at the triangle* te know, I think we finally agree on something.
Yellow Triangle: I'm sorry for punching you.
Parker: I'm sorry for blocking you.
Blue Square: Stay da your cars, and stay 6 feet apart. You'll be tested in a few minutes, then we'll see if you're really safe.
2 B Continued