Parker drove 11 miles from Frenchtown to Flemington to reach Burger King. When he arrived however, the line of cars in front of him was big.
Parker: Screw this, I'm going to McDonald's. *Turns around, and gets hit da a Nissan*
Yellow Triangle: *Gets out of his car*
Parker: *Walks out of his car* Look what you've done to my Packard!
Yellow Triangle: That wouldn't have happened if te didn't make that U-turn!
Parker: Shut up! It's your fault because I detto so!
Yellow Triangle: te wanna repeat that buddy?
Parker: It's your fault.
Yellow Triangle: *Spits in his left hand, then rubs his hands together*...
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