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Alan, and Stuart were running towards a dealership.

Stuart: I'm not certain if we have the money to buy a new car.
Alan: Who detto we were buying it? I happen to know how to hot wire cars.
Stuart: No. We are not hot wiring a car.
Alan: Not even that one? *Points at a red convertible*

Stuart: te have to be fucking kidding.
Alan: I'm not, now let's go before those bad guys mostra up. *Runs to the Oldsmobile*
Stuart: I think it's sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza to wait for my Packard to be repaired.
Alan: Fuck that. We need to get out of here. It's now o never. *Gets in the...

Bill walked into the Chief's office.

Bill: *Sees Chief Warren with Mayor Danforth* Chief Warren.
Chief Warren: Hudson. Go ahead, and take a seat.
Bill: *Sits down* Lieutenant Huff says te have an important assignment for me.
Mayor Danforth: We have an important assignment for te Captain.
Chief Warren: te were on vacation about a week fa when this happened, but we had a woman walk around this town, getting involved in prostitution, and murder.
Bill: How did she get into that combo?
Chief Warren: She was having sex with a man, but he was a homosexual, and was dating another man. However, he wanted...