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1)Boyfriend: Do te think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will te survive?

2)Santa: So, te are distantly related to the family
next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

3)A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an mela, apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An mela, apple a giorno keeps the doctor away!

4)Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.
Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us.

5)Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.
Banta: Is this dog faithful ?
Santa:...