Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1. How do te feel about Snape?
2. How do te feel about parodies including Snape?
3. How about when they call him “Snake?”
4. What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5. Did te choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6. Is this letter annoying te already?
7. Does Snape’s hair remind te of a hard core rocker?
8. Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...
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