Shadow the Hedgehog Article: Shadow asks anyone for la minestra, zuppa

Shadow asks anyone for la minestra, zuppa

posted by bannanabrain

Shadow standing in the kitchen. He was going to make soup.
Shadow: HEYYYYYYY!!! WHO WANT'S SOUP!!!!?????
Musa: Ohhh shadow......
Shadow: .......WHO WANTS SOUP!!!!????
Musa: Ohhhhh....Shadow.....
Shadow: *looks at Musa* WHOOOO WANNNTTS SOOOOOOUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP??????
Musa: *Giggle* Shadow......
Shadow: *Face turns red* THAT'S IT FOR THE LAST TIME!!! WWHHHHHOOO WAAAANNNNTTTS SSSSSSOOOOOUUUUUPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Musa: I'll have some!
Shadow: FINALLY!!! ARRRGGGG!!!
Musa: Your sooooooooooooooo sexy when te yell!!!!!!!!
Shadow: *covers Musa's mouth* Shhhhhhhh.....
Musa: *scared stare*
Shadow: *Whispers* Wanna hear a secret?
Musa: *Nods head yes*
Shadow: *Whispers* Okay....*Whispers in Musa's ear* Eat your soup.....
Musa: *Licks Shadows cheek* Bye alosa, shad Shad! *Blows kiss*
Shadow: *Eye squints* aaammmmaaaaa......
Musa: *Eats la minestra, zuppa and walks to Shadow* Meowwwww.....*Nuzzles Shadow's chest*
Shadow: *Still eye squinting* aaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaa........
Musa: *Lays head on Shadow's chest and purrs* I like your soup......meeeeeooooowwwwwwww......
Shadow: *Still is eye squinting* aaaammmamaaaaaamamamamamamamamamamamaamamam.......
Musa: te wanna know something?
Shadow: aaamammaammaamamamamamaaaaa????
Musa: *Whispers in Shadow's ear* Your soooooooo sexy......
shadow: *Faints*
Musa: *Climbs over shadow and makesout with him*
Then Knuckles comes in for più of Shadow's soup.
Knuckles: Alright......why are te two making out on the cucina floor?
Musa sits up and takes her camicia off and Shadow helps.
Knuckles:.....*Runs*
Shadow licks Musa's neck and Musa is moaning. All the sudden Sonic hears it. he get's up and walks over.
Sonic: *Sweat drop* Ooookkkkkaaayyyyy.....
shadow: i....love...you..baby.....
Sonic:..........*Runs*
Musa says I Amore te back and ohhhhhh Silver hears it. Silver walks to the pot of la minestra, zuppa and sees them.
Silver: Huh? *Scratches head* Okkkkaaayyy.....Shadow I....
Shadow: RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silver: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Rough hears the sound. She walks over to the pot.
Rough: Knuckie!!!!
Knuckles runs over looking at Rough.
Rough: te do that to me at your house!
Knuckles: *Scared* uuuuuuhhhhhhh yah well te see uhh Rough could we settle this at.......oh no....
Rough grabs knuckles's arm and drags him to his house.
Rough: LET'S GO KILLER!!! *Takes camicia off* Smooch me Knuckles!
Knuckles: *House rumbles* HEEEEELLPPPPPPPP!!!! PLLLLLLEEAAASSSEEEE!!!!!!!!! HHHHHEEEEEELLLLPPP!!!!!!
At the kitchen....
Shadow stands up and pulls Musa's gonna down.
Musa: *Giggle*
Shadow: *Evil laugh*
Musa walks out to the yard only in her ohhhhh....Bra and underwear.
Silver: *Drooooollss* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......sssssseeeeexxxxxyyyyyy.....
Sonic: *Drrooollsss* oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Shadow: te get em sexy rockstawr!!!
Sonic get's up and tries to hug her.
Shadow: *Grabs gun* Lay a finger on her and I swear B**** your going for it!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Sonic: *Runs and drools at the same time*
Shadow grabs some la minestra, zuppa and eats it. He ate about 50 bowls and became so buff he had abs.
Shadow: yep!!! This how we'll role babah!!!
Silver: I wanna be like that and mostra Blaze the real man in me!
Shadow: Eat about 50 bowls of soup!
Silver: YAH!!! *Eats 50 bowl* WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Silver was sooooooo fat.
Blaze comes.
Blaze: Ohhhhhhh Silver te look so handsome when your fat!
Silver: Let's go babah!!!!
and that's how Shadow's la minestra, zuppa got popular!

Shadowlover2011 O____O Shadow:WHOOOOO WWWAAAAAANNNNNNTSSSSS SSSSSOOOOOOUUUUUP???? Me:NOT ME!!!! Shadow: Grrrrrr..... T____T XD

bannanabrain Ha! I like this story it's funny when sonic comes and hes like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

LunaAcores94 Soup I love Soup!!! SHADOW GIVE ME SOUP!!I'LL EAT ANYTHING!!

Shadowlover2011 This would of been me Brianna the Fox(Me): *Walks in & sees Musa & Shadow making out on the floor* O___O Uhhhh..... there's..... somthing called a BED you could do that on..... did you know tha- Shadow: RRRRRRAAAAAWWWRRRR!!! >:( Brianna: O____O *Backs away very slowly* Ooooook...... you two lovers have fun ok BYE!!!! *Runs away at Sonic Speed* Brianna runs into Memphiles Memphiles: Uhhh.... are you ok baby? Brianna: *Panting* Musa..... Shadow..... in kitchen..... inside.... MAKING OUT..... Memphiles: O___o They should know there's somthing called a BED. Brianna: THATS WHAT I TOLD THEM!!!!! XD

bannanabrain HAHAHA!!!!

LunaAcores94 lmao!!!Very funny Brianna!!

Shadowlover2011 ^-^

Owslaleader1 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sooooooup *drools like Homer Simpson* I can just imagine me walking into the kitchen when Shadow & Musa are on the floor. XD It goes like this: Kitt: *walks into kitchen eating soup* Hey guys, just wanted to say that this soup is delici- OH MY GOD! *sees Shadow & Musa on the floor* Shadow: Get out! Kitt:* then spits out soup & cheeks turn red & faints* XD

bannanabrain ha!

IntrepidKeris Kinda strange, but funny. Shadow- RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRR!! Silver- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Best part.

IntrepidKeris Oh, btw... Intrepid sees Musa and Shadow on the floor making out. "WHAT!?" she screams. She then runs away and tackles Silver, who was just going to see what's happening. "What was that for?!" Silver yells. "Don't risk scarring your eyes, Silver." "I'm curious! And can you please get off? You remind me of when Amy glomped me." Being the kind eagle she is, Intrepid gets off Silver and as he goes to the kitchen Intrepid shouts to him, "I'll organize a funeral for your eyeballs!"

Dr-Finetivus *eye twitch* What did I just read...oh goodness...*head desk* Nice story, but a bit strange. I don't hate it, just...strange. Like my good friend Intrepid said.

shadowcharmer if i saw them: venus: *walks toward the house, with soup* uhhhhh....... 0_e *twitch* 0_e oooooookayyyyyyyy........ *twitch again* 0_e this is ocward *twitch AGAIN 0_e* musa: what? shadow: yea! venus: did u know there are COUCHES and BEDS to do that on? *twitch* musa: uhhhhhhh.......................................... shadow: er...... yes....... venus: WELL THEN?! shadow and musa: *head toward shadow's bed* venus: *head toward kitchen and steals the rest of soup* >:D and shadow and musa moved the party to the bed....