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posted by krystylmomo

•    A sharp tongue does not mean te have a keen mind.
•    Anyone who told te to be yourself couldn't have dato te any worse advice.
•    Are te always this stupid o are te making a special effort today.
•    Do te want me to accept te as te are, o do te want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
•    Don't let your mind wander; it's far too small to be let out on its own.
•    Don't thank me for insulting you; it was a pleasure.
•    Don't...

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101 Sarcastic Remarks, Mean Insults & Irritating Phrases

posted by krystylmomo

Sarcasm is an art. It's one of those little yet big things in life which can only be expressed beautifully when mastered correctly. Though sarcasm may be funny, it may also hurt many people, so use it wisely.

Last week, I decided to collect as many sarcastic and funny remarks as I could, just for the fun of it. So, here's the list! The format of the lista is like this:

1. When someone says, "No"... <--- this is the "situation".
Yeah, right. <--- this is your sarcastic response.

Sometimes, there will be "no situation". te should be able to figure out when to use the sentence in italics then....

charlie and the Cioccolato factory plot

posted by krystylmomo

In a Cioccolato factory, a purple-gloved hand (Willy Wonka) places five Golden Tickets randomly among hundreds of thousands of Wonka Bars on a conveyor belt, which are then boxed and shipped across the world. Near the factory, Charlie Bucket lives in a small, dilapidated house with his parents and four grandparents. Mr. Bucket provides the only family income da screwing trofei on toothpaste tubes at a nearby plant, and family meals consist only of watered-down cabbage soup.

Charlie has long been enthralled with Wonka and his chocolate, so much that he has built a scale replica of his factory entirely...

bridge to terabithia plot..

posted by krystylmomo

Ten-year-old Jess Aarons (Josh Hutcherson) is an aspiring yet shy elementary school boy living in a financially-struggling family and 10-year-old Leslie Burke (AnnaSophia Robb) is the new girl at Jess' school, just arriving on the school's athletics day. She enters a running event which she wins with ease, despite her classmates calling it a "boys only" race. Jess is, at first, quite aspro, acida about this and wants nothing to do with Leslie, but Leslie's persistence in meeting him soon pays off, and soon the two become good friends. Their friendship starts when Leslie offers Jess a piece of gum on...

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sarcasm

posted by krystylmomo

1. Well, this giorno was a total waste of makeup.
2. Well, aren't we just a raggio, ray of frigging sunshine?
3. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
4. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
5. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
6. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
7. Do I look like a frigging people person?
8. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
9. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
11. I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.
12. You! Off my planet !!
13....

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sarcastic remarks

posted by krystylmomo

f you'rIe too open-minded, your brains will fall out. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. Going to church doesn't make te a Christian, any più than standing in a box auto, garage makes te a car.
It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. If te look like your passport...

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pure sarcasm

posted by krystylmomo

•    A sharp tongue does not mean te have a keen mind.
•    Anyone who told te to be yourself couldn't have dato te any worse advice.
•    Are te always this stupid o are te making a special effort today.
•    Do te want me to accept te as te are, o do te want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
•    Don't let your mind wander; it's far too small to be let out on its own.
•    Don't thank me for insulting you; it was a pleasure.
•    Don't...

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sarcastic remarks

posted by krystylmomo

And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...?

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Sarcasm is just one più service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will te leave?

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

A PBS mind in an MTV world.

Whatever kind of look te were going for, te missed.

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them....

why?

posted by krystylmomo

The buttons on my phone are worn thin
I don't think that I knew the chaos I was getting in
But I've broken all my promises to you
I've broken all my promises to you

Why do te do this to me?
Why do te do this so easily?
You make it hard to smile because
You make it hard to breathe
Why do te do this to me?

A phrasing that's a single tear
Is harder than I ever feared
And te were left feeling so alone
Because these days aren't easy
Like they have been once before
These days aren't easy anymore

Why do te do this to me?
Why do te do this so easily?
You make it hard to smile because
You make it hard to breathe...

to be with te

posted by krystylmomo

Hold on little girl
mostra me what he’s done to te
Stand up little girl
A broken cuore can’t be that bad
When it’s through, it’s through
Fate will twist the both of te
So come on baby come on over
Let me be the one to mostra te

[CHORUS:]
I’m the one who wants to be with te
Deep inside I hope te feel it too
[ Find più Lyrics on www.mp3lyrics.org/iLr ]
Waited on a line of greens and blues
Just to be the successivo to be with te
Build up your confidence
So te can be on superiore, in alto for once
Wake up who cares about
Little boys that talk too much
I seen it all go down
Your game of Amore was all rained out
So come on baby, come on over
Let me be the one to hold te

[CHORUS:]
Why be alone when we can be together baby
te can make my life worthwhile
and I can make te start to smile

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Ten things I hate that people say

posted by krystylmomo

# People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? People who are willing to get off their arse to cerca the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
# When people say "Oh te just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if te can't eat it?
# When people say "it's always the last place te look". Of course it is. Why the hell would te keep looking after you've found it? Do people...

another sarcastic remarks

posted by krystylmomo

Spin's World!
*Sarcastic Quotes!*

Ok we have all had enough of the serious quotes, no it is time for some fun!! Sarcasm yayayaya..the one thing Spin Knows best. I hope ya like them!

No one is a virgin, the world screws us all"

Be careful whose toes te step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your culo tomorrow"

!~!~I tried sniffing coke, but the Ice Cubes got stuck in my nose !~!~!~

If te do the job badly enough, sometimes te don't get asked to do it again."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going...

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sarcastic remarks

posted by krystylmomo

» Sometimes I need what only te can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant

» It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
- Paul Newman

» It's a catastrophic success.

» I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having te here.
- Stephen Bishop

» History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
- Abba Eban

» No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

» I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

» I find Televisione very educating. Every time somebody turns on...

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describing a dummy

posted by krystylmomo

* A few beers short of a six-pack.
* All foam, no beer.
* An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
* As smart as bait.
* Body da Fisher, brains da Mattel.
* Chimney's clogged.
* Doesn't have all her mais flakes in one box.
* Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
* Dumber than a box of hair.
* Elevator doesn't go all the way to the superiore, in alto floor.
* He fell out of the stupid albero and hit every branch on the way down.
* He has an IQ of room temperature.
* His cintura doesn't go through all the loops.
* If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
* Not the sharpest coltello in the drawer.
* Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
* Skylight leaks a little.
* The cheese slid off her cracker.
* The lights are on, but nobody's home.
* The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

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Come backs to bad pick-up lines

posted by krystylmomo

* Can I buy te a drink?
I would think so - why don't te ask the bartender?
* Can I buy te a drink?
I'd rather just have the cash.
* Can I have your name?
Why - haven't te already got one?
* Can I spend the evening with you?
I gave up baby-sitting years ago.
* Do te mind if I smoke?
I don't care if te burn.
* Have te got a problem with that?
No, only with you.
* I never forget a face.
Neither do I, but in your case I'll make an exception.
* I'd like to marry you.
I'd rather skip straight towards the divorce.
* I'd like to see più of you.
There isn't any più of me.
* I'm sure I could...

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How to Be Sarcastic

posted by krystylmomo

Sarcasm is a finely wrought tool that can be honed and used for good o bad purposes. If te are sarcastic at the wrong time o with the wrong person, te may end up hurting someone’s feelings, but sarcasm can bring laughs and smiles so long as te use good-natured humor and avoid insults. It may even make it easier to deal with people who enjoy bringing others down.

steps

1. Choose your target carefully. Avoid people who could beat te up physically o verbally o are authority figures. Being sarcastic with a teacher o a police officer could cause te trouble. If te want the respect of...

because of winn dixie plot

posted by krystylmomo

India Opal Buloni (AnnaSophia Robb) is a lonely 10-year-old girl who has just moved to the small town of Naomi, Florida with her father, a preacher (Jeff Daniels). The sposta has resulted in her losing all her friends, and she now has to make new ones.

While in the Winn-Dixie supermercato that summer, she encounters a scruffy dog that is wreaking havoc. She claims that it is hers, and names it Winn-Dixie. She discovers that Winn-Dixie becomes Friends with everyone he encounters, and she makes some new Friends in the process. She also rekindles the relationship with her father, and learns ten things...

flightless bird

posted by krystylmomo

I was a quick wet boy
Diving too deep for coins
All of your strada, via light eyes
Wide on my plastic toys
Then when the cops closed the fair
I cut my long baby hair
ha rubato, stola me a dog-eared map
And called for te everywhere

Have I found you?
Flightless bird, jealous, weeping
o Lost you?
American mouth
Big pill looming

Now I'm a fat house cat
Nursing my sore blunt tongue
Watching the warm poison rats
Curl through the wide fence cracks
Pissing on magazine photos
Those fishing lures thrown in the cold and clean
Blood of Christ mountain stream

Have I found you
Flightless bird, grounded, bleeding o Lost you, american mouth
Big pill stuck going down

race to witch mountain plot

posted by krystylmomo

In the beginning of the movie, news of UFO sightings around the world appear.

Jack Bruno (Dwayne Johnson) is a cab driver in Las Vegas, who is picking up and dropping off passengers to the UFO convention at the Planet Hollywood Casino and Hotel. One of his passengers is Dr. Alex Friedman (Carla Gugino), a failed scientist who is giving speeches about legitimate scientific theories of UFOs and outer space.

The successivo giorno Bruno is approached da two large men telling him that Wolff would like to see him. After fighting them, Bruno drives off, later noticing two children, Sara (AnnaSophia Robb) and...