She's The Man

Cheryl: Viola, darling. Remember, chew like te have a secret...

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Andrew: Well ciao there pretty lady.
Monique: Ew! What... what are te hitting on me?
Andrew: I was just...
Monique: [mimicking] "I was just... nyuh". OK, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours

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Monique: [Trying to distract Paul, Kia, and Yvonne so that she can get into the Moon Bounce to talk to Viola who she thinks is Sebastian] What's that?
Kia: [Follows Monique's finger]
Paul: [Still looking at Monique] Kia, don't look....

Duke: te know, it's crazy how wrong te can be about a person. Just crazy. te think that they are one thing and then they turn out to be the exact opposite. te know what? Save it. We were supposed to be friends.
Viola: We are friends.
Duke: te don't even know the meaning of the word.
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Viola (as Sebastian): I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I'm a badass hunky dude!
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Sebastian: Folks,...