Hello ladies and gentlemen,Silent Borse is in the house and today I present to te a crackfic that was based on a humorous conversation that I had with Karoii-chan about how the oro Saints should have formed a Glam Metal band
WARNING:
The following crackfic is ultra weird so if te don't have tolerance for bizarre shit (which is highly unlikely because otherwise te wouldn't be a fan of me in the first place) than please just leave already.No seriously,what the hell are te doing in my club to begin with?You boring boring person.
It was a quiet giorno in Sanctuary and Athena had called the oro Saints to her temple
Athena:My dear oro Saints,thank te very much for coming here.I have called te today to tell te about a great suggestion that Pisces Aphrodite has made
Saga:And what is that suggestion,if I may ask?
Athena:From today te will form a Glam Metal band
Camus:What?
Athena:Like I said,you guys will form a Glam Metal band because this place is boring as fuck during peaceful times
Deathmask:WTF is the meaning of this shit?I refuse to dress up as a faggot and sing stupid rock song
Shura:I have to agree with him on that
Aiolia:Sure,why not?After all chances are that a lot of hot chicks will get into us
Mu:Aiolia,stop that !
Milo:I think that I could get down with that
Shaka:Sorry but I have più important things to do with my free time
Athena:Like what?
Shaka:I'm opening a Yoga course
Mu:Thats gre-
Athena:Enough with this bullshit !!!!!! If I tell te guys to form a Glam Metal band than te will form it and I'm going to choose who the members are going to be.
Mu thinking:I hope that its not going to be,I hope that its not going to be me
Athena:Aphrodite,Saga,Camus,Aiolia and Mu
Mu:Shit
Camus:Well if its an order,than it can't be helped
Saga:The things that I must agree with as a oro Saint
Aiolia:Oh yeah.Hot chicks and money here I come!
Shaka:Aiolia te must really get rid of those sinful thoughts
Aiolia:Shut up,Shaka
Shaka:Rude *teleports away*
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And so Saga,Camus,Aiolia and Mu went to the Pisces Temple to make plans for their band with Aphrodite.
Aphrodite comes in with lots of outfits,make up and band equipment:Hey guys,I got everything that we need to make this band work
Camus:Thats great but we still haven't decided on the roles that we're going to take in the band
Aphrodite:Thats easy Saga is going to the lead singer,Camus the guitarist,Aiolia the bassist,Mu the batterista and I'm going to be the keyboardist.Do te all agree?
Aiolia:Sure but there's another problem.None of us can sing o play instruments
A mysterious voice from above:Thats not a problem all
Mu:Who detto that?
Mysterious voice:That was me,I'm the autore of this crackfic and therefore I have the power to make everything that I want.When I say that te guys are going to play instrument than you're going to play them
Aphrodite:Thanks author,you're a life saver
Author:No problem
Suddenly an unexpected visitor came
Kanon:Hey guys,what's up?
Camus:What the hell are te doing here?
Saga:And where the hell have te been all this time?
Kanon:I just came back from the U.S.A and wanted to see what te guys are doing
Saga:What the hell were te doing there?
Mu:Let me guess,it must have been another world domination plan?
Kanon:Nothing much,just tried to overthrow Reagan,take his place as President and start a Nuclear War with Russia
Saga:WHAT?
Kanon:I was just kidding,bro
Camus:Knowing you,thats pretty hard to believe
Kanon:Whatever.Anyway,what are te guys doing with this costumes and equipment.Are te forming a band o something like that?
Aphrodite:Yup,we're forming a Glam Metal band.
Kanon:Cool,I'm joining in
Mu:Really?
Kanon:Yeah,I'm going to be the lead singer
Saga:No I'm the lead singer
Kanon:I say I'm the lead singer
Saga:I say I'm the lead singer
Kanon:I'm the lead singer
Saga:I'm the lead singer
Mu:Calm down guys,there's an easy and reasonable way to solve this problem
Saga:And what would that be?
Mu:A round of Rock–paper–scissors
Aiolia:Man,thats sounds so stupid
Mu:Got any better idea,Mister overgrown cat?
Aiolia:What did te just call me?
Camus freezes Aiolia:Chill,dude
Saga:Okay,lets do
Kanon:I'm ready
*Saga forms scissors and Kanon forms paper*
Kanon:Shit,I lost
Saga:See,I'm the lead singer
Kanon:Fuck this shit,I'm out of here.I'm going to form my own Glam Metal band and mostra te who's the boss
Mu:Okaaaay..........that was weird
Saga:God,why did someone like that have to be my twin brother?
Aphrodite:Lets just think of some songs to write and start rehearsing
Camus:Good idea
And so the guys wrote songs,rehearsed,recorded some singles and other shit that I'm too lazy to write about in detail.
They got famous after they convinced a DJ to play one of their songs on the radio and after one month,they were finally ready for their first concert.
The presenter:Guys and gals today is the giorno that all of te have been waiting for!I present to te the hottest band at this moment : Saint of Athena !!!!!!!!!
*crazy cheers from the public*
Saga:Thank you.We're very happy to be here with te tonight.LETS ROOOOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*more crazy cheers*
*guitar riff starts*
Saga singing:
♪♪Whenever there's an evil threat,
We Saint will be there,
Protecting the Earth from danger,
Protecting the Earth from evil,
Fighting for love,
Fighting for justice ♪♪
*more cheers from the crow*
Mu thinking:Hey this is going much better than I thought.Maybe being in a band isn't that bad after all
*guitar solo*
Just when the guys thought that everything was going well something bad happened.......Saga switched to his evil side and did what he does the best when he's in that state......which is taking his clothes off
Evil Saga:Hello ladies !!!!!!!
It was at this moment that many girls went crazy and jumped on stage and throw themselves at Saga in M rated positions ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mu*sighs*:I should have known that something like this would happen
Aphrodite:Damn,he still doesn't have his evil stripper personality under control
Aiolia:Man,he's so lucky
Camus:Aiolia,continue to sing the song
Aiolia:Oh yeah,I will continue the song.What were the lyrics again?
Camus:Who cares?Just improvise something,its not like they will noticed
Aiolia:Alright *stars singing*
♪♪Risking our lives to protect your asses,
Life is hard for us Saints,
But we don't mind,
As long as the Earth is sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza ♪♪
The crowd had no damn idea what was happening but they were enjoying the performance anyway.....probably because they were high on cocaine but thats another story
Camus takes the mic:Thank te guys,thank you.We'll just taking a short break and will be back right after
Meanwhile Saga's good personality came back
Saga:What the hell is happening
One of the crazy fangirls:Where did that handsome devil go?
Other confused fangirls:Yeah,what happened?
Saga:Oh that,it was my other personality
The fangirls look confused as they have no idea what the hell is going on
One of them breaks the silence:If we beat him up,do te think that the other one will come back?
Saga:Guys,do something !!!!!
Camus:Sure thing,bro *freezes all the crazy fangirls*
Saga:Thanks,man
Aiolia:Well thanks Saga,you almost ruined the entire concert
Aphrodite:Yeah,if it wouldn't have been for Aiolia continuing to sing than we would be totally screwed
Saga:I'm sorry guys
Mu*sighs*:You really need to find a good psychiatrist
Suddenly Shaka comes in
Shaka:Hey guys
Aiolia:What the fuck are te doing hear?
Shaka:I wanted to tell te guys that I opened my yoga course.Anybody wanna join?
Aphrodite:How about no?
Mu:I'M JOINING
Aphrodite:WHAT?Are te really going to betray our band like that?
Mu:If I stay one più minuto in this stupid band,than I;m going crazy
Aiolia:Joining a yoga course instead of being in a band?Thats so fucking lame,man.
Mu:Still better than having to deal with all of te idiots on a daily basis.
Aiolia:What did te say,bitch?You wanna pick up a fight with me?
Shaka:Aiolia te really need to calm down.I would suggest te to start meditatin-
Aiolia:Shut up,nobody asked te anything
Shaka:Like I detto te really need to work on that terrible temper
Aiolia:Just shut up and get the fuck out of here along with that traitor Mu
Shaka:As the reincarnation of Buddha its my duty to take te to the right pat-
Aiolia:I don't want te stupid guidance.JUST GTFO !!!!!!
*Shaka and Mu teleport away*
Aphrodite sighs:Damn,we Lost our drummer.What are we going to do now?
Camus:Don't worry I will just call Milo to unisciti in his place
Aphrodite:Thank,you're a life saver
Camus:No problem. *looks at the Frozen fangirls and turns to Saga*,Btw Saga,should I unfreeze those sluts now?
Saga;NO,DON'T DO IT !!!!!!! At least not before the concerto ends
Camus:Okay
*Camus goes to call Milo*
Camus to Milo:Hey bro,wanna become the batterista of our Glam Metal band?
Milo:Sure thing,bro.I'll be here right away
Camus:Good,see te soon
On his way back he sees the Frozen fangirls and his inner troll tells him to unfreeze them
Saga:What is taking Camus so lon-
Suddenly his speech got interrupted after he turns his head and sees the crazy fangirls chasing him
Saga:Shit,I have to run now
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Aphrodite:Camus,what did te do that for?
Camus:Sorry but its was just too much fun
Milo arrives
Camus:Look Milo has arrived !
Aiolia:Great,now we can continue the concerto without Saga.
And so they continued the concert.Meanwhile,Saga was still running away from the crazy fangirls
Saga:Damn,I don't really want to do this but I have no other choicelink Galaxian Explosion on the crazy fangirls*[/url]
Saga:Good,now there's a certain someone that I need to settle a score with
The concerto had ended and now everyone was backstage talking to each other
Milo:Guys,did te hear that explosion sound?I have a bad feeling about this?
Suddenly the police arrived
Police:We've been informed that an explosion happened near here.
Aiolia:Ahh,it must have been S- *gets hit in the head da Camus*
Camus:Explosion?I don't know what you're talking about
Aphrodite:Yeah,we haven't heard anything
A mad Saga arrives and screws everything up
Saga:Camus,you son of a bitch! Because of your stupid prank I had to use my Galaxian Explosion on those hoes- Oh shit,the police is here.
Aphrodite:Gee,thanks again Saga *face palm*
Police:Okay young men,all of te are under arrest
Aiolia:Saga te screwed it up.DO SOMETHING !!!!!!
Saga:Well looks like I'm forced to use my powers again *uses his Another Dimension attack to send the police men.....well to Another Dimension*
Saga:Thats its ! I'm fucking leaving this band because I can't stand anymore of this shit!
Aphrodite:But but Saga we need you
Saga:Sorry but my mind is set.I'm leaving and never coming back.Kanon can become the lead singer in my place.
Camus:Okay,guess we have no other choice but to ask Kanon to unisciti our band.
Aiolia:No way! I will become the singer instead.I still can continue to play the basso as well.
Aphrodite:Okay te will be the singe
Aiolia:Great now that this matter is cleared we can finally enjoy the rockstar life
Milo:What have I gotten myself into?
Camus:Yeah,lets have a party
And so the guys continued to be successful and live a hedonistic lifestyle.Shaka wasn't happy that his Friends were walking such a path so one giorno he went to their tour bus to talk with them.Unfortunately he had no idea what sight was awaiting his poor pure eyes
Shaka enters the bus:Guys,we need to talk * he opens his eyes and sees Aiolia surrounded with 4 hot naked groupies*
Aiolia:Hey Shaka,whats up?
Shaka:What is the meaning of this?What would Athena do if she would see te doing something as immoral as this?
Aiolia:I don't know and guess what?I don't give a shit even if she gets mad.I'm finally living the great life now.Lots of money and hot chicks,it can't get better than this
Shaka:Aiolia,I won't allow an honorable Saint to continue this scandalous behavior.Stop right now and come back to Sanctuary
Aiolia:Fuck off,Shaka!
The "Saints of Athena" band continued to be successful for 2 years but than drugs took the best of them and they had to enter rehab.Later on they just couldn't stand each other anymore so they decided to quit the band and get back at being Saints.
THE END
WARNING:
The following crackfic is ultra weird so if te don't have tolerance for bizarre shit (which is highly unlikely because otherwise te wouldn't be a fan of me in the first place) than please just leave already.No seriously,what the hell are te doing in my club to begin with?You boring boring person.
It was a quiet giorno in Sanctuary and Athena had called the oro Saints to her temple
Athena:My dear oro Saints,thank te very much for coming here.I have called te today to tell te about a great suggestion that Pisces Aphrodite has made
Saga:And what is that suggestion,if I may ask?
Athena:From today te will form a Glam Metal band
Camus:What?
Athena:Like I said,you guys will form a Glam Metal band because this place is boring as fuck during peaceful times
Deathmask:WTF is the meaning of this shit?I refuse to dress up as a faggot and sing stupid rock song
Shura:I have to agree with him on that
Aiolia:Sure,why not?After all chances are that a lot of hot chicks will get into us
Mu:Aiolia,stop that !
Milo:I think that I could get down with that
Shaka:Sorry but I have più important things to do with my free time
Athena:Like what?
Shaka:I'm opening a Yoga course
Mu:Thats gre-
Athena:Enough with this bullshit !!!!!! If I tell te guys to form a Glam Metal band than te will form it and I'm going to choose who the members are going to be.
Mu thinking:I hope that its not going to be,I hope that its not going to be me
Athena:Aphrodite,Saga,Camus,Aiolia and Mu
Mu:Shit
Camus:Well if its an order,than it can't be helped
Saga:The things that I must agree with as a oro Saint
Aiolia:Oh yeah.Hot chicks and money here I come!
Shaka:Aiolia te must really get rid of those sinful thoughts
Aiolia:Shut up,Shaka
Shaka:Rude *teleports away*
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And so Saga,Camus,Aiolia and Mu went to the Pisces Temple to make plans for their band with Aphrodite.
Aphrodite comes in with lots of outfits,make up and band equipment:Hey guys,I got everything that we need to make this band work
Camus:Thats great but we still haven't decided on the roles that we're going to take in the band
Aphrodite:Thats easy Saga is going to the lead singer,Camus the guitarist,Aiolia the bassist,Mu the batterista and I'm going to be the keyboardist.Do te all agree?
Aiolia:Sure but there's another problem.None of us can sing o play instruments
A mysterious voice from above:Thats not a problem all
Mu:Who detto that?
Mysterious voice:That was me,I'm the autore of this crackfic and therefore I have the power to make everything that I want.When I say that te guys are going to play instrument than you're going to play them
Aphrodite:Thanks author,you're a life saver
Author:No problem
Suddenly an unexpected visitor came
Kanon:Hey guys,what's up?
Camus:What the hell are te doing here?
Saga:And where the hell have te been all this time?
Kanon:I just came back from the U.S.A and wanted to see what te guys are doing
Saga:What the hell were te doing there?
Mu:Let me guess,it must have been another world domination plan?
Kanon:Nothing much,just tried to overthrow Reagan,take his place as President and start a Nuclear War with Russia
Saga:WHAT?
Kanon:I was just kidding,bro
Camus:Knowing you,thats pretty hard to believe
Kanon:Whatever.Anyway,what are te guys doing with this costumes and equipment.Are te forming a band o something like that?
Aphrodite:Yup,we're forming a Glam Metal band.
Kanon:Cool,I'm joining in
Mu:Really?
Kanon:Yeah,I'm going to be the lead singer
Saga:No I'm the lead singer
Kanon:I say I'm the lead singer
Saga:I say I'm the lead singer
Kanon:I'm the lead singer
Saga:I'm the lead singer
Mu:Calm down guys,there's an easy and reasonable way to solve this problem
Saga:And what would that be?
Mu:A round of Rock–paper–scissors
Aiolia:Man,thats sounds so stupid
Mu:Got any better idea,Mister overgrown cat?
Aiolia:What did te just call me?
Camus freezes Aiolia:Chill,dude
Saga:Okay,lets do
Kanon:I'm ready
*Saga forms scissors and Kanon forms paper*
Kanon:Shit,I lost
Saga:See,I'm the lead singer
Kanon:Fuck this shit,I'm out of here.I'm going to form my own Glam Metal band and mostra te who's the boss
Mu:Okaaaay..........that was weird
Saga:God,why did someone like that have to be my twin brother?
Aphrodite:Lets just think of some songs to write and start rehearsing
Camus:Good idea
And so the guys wrote songs,rehearsed,recorded some singles and other shit that I'm too lazy to write about in detail.
They got famous after they convinced a DJ to play one of their songs on the radio and after one month,they were finally ready for their first concert.
The presenter:Guys and gals today is the giorno that all of te have been waiting for!I present to te the hottest band at this moment : Saint of Athena !!!!!!!!!
*crazy cheers from the public*
Saga:Thank you.We're very happy to be here with te tonight.LETS ROOOOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*more crazy cheers*
*guitar riff starts*
Saga singing:
♪♪Whenever there's an evil threat,
We Saint will be there,
Protecting the Earth from danger,
Protecting the Earth from evil,
Fighting for love,
Fighting for justice ♪♪
*more cheers from the crow*
Mu thinking:Hey this is going much better than I thought.Maybe being in a band isn't that bad after all
*guitar solo*
Just when the guys thought that everything was going well something bad happened.......Saga switched to his evil side and did what he does the best when he's in that state......which is taking his clothes off
Evil Saga:Hello ladies !!!!!!!
It was at this moment that many girls went crazy and jumped on stage and throw themselves at Saga in M rated positions ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mu*sighs*:I should have known that something like this would happen
Aphrodite:Damn,he still doesn't have his evil stripper personality under control
Aiolia:Man,he's so lucky
Camus:Aiolia,continue to sing the song
Aiolia:Oh yeah,I will continue the song.What were the lyrics again?
Camus:Who cares?Just improvise something,its not like they will noticed
Aiolia:Alright *stars singing*
♪♪Risking our lives to protect your asses,
Life is hard for us Saints,
But we don't mind,
As long as the Earth is sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza ♪♪
The crowd had no damn idea what was happening but they were enjoying the performance anyway.....probably because they were high on cocaine but thats another story
Camus takes the mic:Thank te guys,thank you.We'll just taking a short break and will be back right after
Meanwhile Saga's good personality came back
Saga:What the hell is happening
One of the crazy fangirls:Where did that handsome devil go?
Other confused fangirls:Yeah,what happened?
Saga:Oh that,it was my other personality
The fangirls look confused as they have no idea what the hell is going on
One of them breaks the silence:If we beat him up,do te think that the other one will come back?
Saga:Guys,do something !!!!!
Camus:Sure thing,bro *freezes all the crazy fangirls*
Saga:Thanks,man
Aiolia:Well thanks Saga,you almost ruined the entire concert
Aphrodite:Yeah,if it wouldn't have been for Aiolia continuing to sing than we would be totally screwed
Saga:I'm sorry guys
Mu*sighs*:You really need to find a good psychiatrist
Suddenly Shaka comes in
Shaka:Hey guys
Aiolia:What the fuck are te doing hear?
Shaka:I wanted to tell te guys that I opened my yoga course.Anybody wanna join?
Aphrodite:How about no?
Mu:I'M JOINING
Aphrodite:WHAT?Are te really going to betray our band like that?
Mu:If I stay one più minuto in this stupid band,than I;m going crazy
Aiolia:Joining a yoga course instead of being in a band?Thats so fucking lame,man.
Mu:Still better than having to deal with all of te idiots on a daily basis.
Aiolia:What did te say,bitch?You wanna pick up a fight with me?
Shaka:Aiolia te really need to calm down.I would suggest te to start meditatin-
Aiolia:Shut up,nobody asked te anything
Shaka:Like I detto te really need to work on that terrible temper
Aiolia:Just shut up and get the fuck out of here along with that traitor Mu
Shaka:As the reincarnation of Buddha its my duty to take te to the right pat-
Aiolia:I don't want te stupid guidance.JUST GTFO !!!!!!
*Shaka and Mu teleport away*
Aphrodite sighs:Damn,we Lost our drummer.What are we going to do now?
Camus:Don't worry I will just call Milo to unisciti in his place
Aphrodite:Thank,you're a life saver
Camus:No problem. *looks at the Frozen fangirls and turns to Saga*,Btw Saga,should I unfreeze those sluts now?
Saga;NO,DON'T DO IT !!!!!!! At least not before the concerto ends
Camus:Okay
*Camus goes to call Milo*
Camus to Milo:Hey bro,wanna become the batterista of our Glam Metal band?
Milo:Sure thing,bro.I'll be here right away
Camus:Good,see te soon
On his way back he sees the Frozen fangirls and his inner troll tells him to unfreeze them
Saga:What is taking Camus so lon-
Suddenly his speech got interrupted after he turns his head and sees the crazy fangirls chasing him
Saga:Shit,I have to run now
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Aphrodite:Camus,what did te do that for?
Camus:Sorry but its was just too much fun
Milo arrives
Camus:Look Milo has arrived !
Aiolia:Great,now we can continue the concerto without Saga.
And so they continued the concert.Meanwhile,Saga was still running away from the crazy fangirls
Saga:Damn,I don't really want to do this but I have no other choicelink Galaxian Explosion on the crazy fangirls*[/url]
Saga:Good,now there's a certain someone that I need to settle a score with
The concerto had ended and now everyone was backstage talking to each other
Milo:Guys,did te hear that explosion sound?I have a bad feeling about this?
Suddenly the police arrived
Police:We've been informed that an explosion happened near here.
Aiolia:Ahh,it must have been S- *gets hit in the head da Camus*
Camus:Explosion?I don't know what you're talking about
Aphrodite:Yeah,we haven't heard anything
A mad Saga arrives and screws everything up
Saga:Camus,you son of a bitch! Because of your stupid prank I had to use my Galaxian Explosion on those hoes- Oh shit,the police is here.
Aphrodite:Gee,thanks again Saga *face palm*
Police:Okay young men,all of te are under arrest
Aiolia:Saga te screwed it up.DO SOMETHING !!!!!!
Saga:Well looks like I'm forced to use my powers again *uses his Another Dimension attack to send the police men.....well to Another Dimension*
Saga:Thats its ! I'm fucking leaving this band because I can't stand anymore of this shit!
Aphrodite:But but Saga we need you
Saga:Sorry but my mind is set.I'm leaving and never coming back.Kanon can become the lead singer in my place.
Camus:Okay,guess we have no other choice but to ask Kanon to unisciti our band.
Aiolia:No way! I will become the singer instead.I still can continue to play the basso as well.
Aphrodite:Okay te will be the singe
Aiolia:Great now that this matter is cleared we can finally enjoy the rockstar life
Milo:What have I gotten myself into?
Camus:Yeah,lets have a party
And so the guys continued to be successful and live a hedonistic lifestyle.Shaka wasn't happy that his Friends were walking such a path so one giorno he went to their tour bus to talk with them.Unfortunately he had no idea what sight was awaiting his poor pure eyes
Shaka enters the bus:Guys,we need to talk * he opens his eyes and sees Aiolia surrounded with 4 hot naked groupies*
Aiolia:Hey Shaka,whats up?
Shaka:What is the meaning of this?What would Athena do if she would see te doing something as immoral as this?
Aiolia:I don't know and guess what?I don't give a shit even if she gets mad.I'm finally living the great life now.Lots of money and hot chicks,it can't get better than this
Shaka:Aiolia,I won't allow an honorable Saint to continue this scandalous behavior.Stop right now and come back to Sanctuary
Aiolia:Fuck off,Shaka!
The "Saints of Athena" band continued to be successful for 2 years but than drugs took the best of them and they had to enter rehab.Later on they just couldn't stand each other anymore so they decided to quit the band and get back at being Saints.
THE END
