(hellow world! im back! to enjoy my new articolo of skilene, "how to conquer an lontra in 10 steps" now its time for FUN FACTS did te knew that in fact I dreamt about this articolo before Scrivere it? weird ah? ok fun facts over, lets start my new article! hope te enjoy!)
thursday. 4:51 pm. lontra habitat.
"skipper, I have easy 10 steps to conquer your love, and I need te to pay atention if te want to conquer her" detto Arlene
"ok, I will Arlene, what is tthe first step?" asked skipper
"ok, step 1: know what she likes, do te know what my cousin likes?" she asked
"well, I heard her say something about candles, full moon, spanish chitarra and oysters with the name "marlene"... tell me if Im right" detto skipper
"you know well my cousin, ok, stept 2: be good on one of the things she likes, like dances" she said, walking towards a Musica player and putting a song
"she likes to dance?" asked skipper
"yep, thats another thing she likes, but she prefers spanish guitar, anyways, lets dance" she answered as she pulled skipper to her arms and they stated to dance, they danced like if they have been doing that for years, they were really good, the song finished and they went apart
"looks like Im better than I thought" commentato skipper with a grin in his face
"ok, step 3: perfect the bad things te have, te have one bad thing, do te know what it is?" asked arlene
"no, not that I know" answered skipper with a confused face
arlene gave a large sight and told him "the paranoia, my cousin hates your paranoia, have this," she handed him a rubber band "every time te act with paranoia pull it back really hard and hit yourself with it, te will stop the paranoia this way"
"come on that wont work" he said
arlene fastly showed a folder that detto superiore, in alto secret "hey! that is superiore, in alto secret!" he said
arlene showed him that it actually was a false folder, "ok..." skipper pulled the rubber band and let it go, he showted so hard every one on the zoo heard him, just then, marlene entered
"hey cousi- what is skipper doing here?" she asked with an annoied face
"I came here to help te cousin with a flood" he lied
"ok, but te are over, so go out!" she shouted pulling him away
thursday. 5:05 pm. pinguino HQ.
skipper went to his habitat, thinking about marlene, he knew that what he was doing was worth of it, he would conquer Marlene thanks to Arlene, he would get what he wanted, that the lontra of his dreams loved him
meanwhile
at Marlenes habitat Arlene was sleeping and Marlene was awake, she was bored, so she decided to paint blind, she started and painted, she painted for almost 20 minutes, she was really tired, she opened her eyes and saw that she made a picture about skipper and her hugging each other, in a really detalied way, the pelliccia was excatly like her real fur, and she almost mistook skippers feathers for real
"*sight* why I cant just go and tell him those 3 easy words, I Amore te skipper, and its over, why I cant tell te those words..." she detto looking at her drawing, at the same moment arlene heard every word that her cousin detto "( this would make every thing easier for skipper and my cousin!)" she thought as she prepared for sleep for real.
thursday. 4:51 pm. lontra habitat.
"skipper, I have easy 10 steps to conquer your love, and I need te to pay atention if te want to conquer her" detto Arlene
"ok, I will Arlene, what is tthe first step?" asked skipper
"ok, step 1: know what she likes, do te know what my cousin likes?" she asked
"well, I heard her say something about candles, full moon, spanish chitarra and oysters with the name "marlene"... tell me if Im right" detto skipper
"you know well my cousin, ok, stept 2: be good on one of the things she likes, like dances" she said, walking towards a Musica player and putting a song
"she likes to dance?" asked skipper
"yep, thats another thing she likes, but she prefers spanish guitar, anyways, lets dance" she answered as she pulled skipper to her arms and they stated to dance, they danced like if they have been doing that for years, they were really good, the song finished and they went apart
"looks like Im better than I thought" commentato skipper with a grin in his face
"ok, step 3: perfect the bad things te have, te have one bad thing, do te know what it is?" asked arlene
"no, not that I know" answered skipper with a confused face
arlene gave a large sight and told him "the paranoia, my cousin hates your paranoia, have this," she handed him a rubber band "every time te act with paranoia pull it back really hard and hit yourself with it, te will stop the paranoia this way"
"come on that wont work" he said
arlene fastly showed a folder that detto superiore, in alto secret "hey! that is superiore, in alto secret!" he said
arlene showed him that it actually was a false folder, "ok..." skipper pulled the rubber band and let it go, he showted so hard every one on the zoo heard him, just then, marlene entered
"hey cousi- what is skipper doing here?" she asked with an annoied face
"I came here to help te cousin with a flood" he lied
"ok, but te are over, so go out!" she shouted pulling him away
thursday. 5:05 pm. pinguino HQ.
skipper went to his habitat, thinking about marlene, he knew that what he was doing was worth of it, he would conquer Marlene thanks to Arlene, he would get what he wanted, that the lontra of his dreams loved him
meanwhile
at Marlenes habitat Arlene was sleeping and Marlene was awake, she was bored, so she decided to paint blind, she started and painted, she painted for almost 20 minutes, she was really tired, she opened her eyes and saw that she made a picture about skipper and her hugging each other, in a really detalied way, the pelliccia was excatly like her real fur, and she almost mistook skippers feathers for real
"*sight* why I cant just go and tell him those 3 easy words, I Amore te skipper, and its over, why I cant tell te those words..." she detto looking at her drawing, at the same moment arlene heard every word that her cousin detto "( this would make every thing easier for skipper and my cousin!)" she thought as she prepared for sleep for real.