Saw this on many spots, and thought it would be fun to do here. :D

You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence with the options below. Simple, right?

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I got drunk with
4h AM/PM → I fucked
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Freddie
02 or 32 min → Cook
03 or 33 min → Effy
04 or 34 min → Noami
05 or 35 min → Katie
06 or 36 min → Emily
07 or 37 min → JJ
08 or 38 min → Panda
09 or 39 min → Thomas
10 or 40 min → Chris
11 or 41 min → Jal
12 or 42 min → Cassie
13 or 43 min → Sid
14 or 44 min → Tony
15 or 45 min → Michelle
16 or 46 min → Maxxie
17 or 47 min → Anwar
18 or 48 min → Abigail
19 or 49 min → Karen
20 or 50 min → Rob Fitch
21 or 51 min → Sketch
22 or 52 min → Angie
23 or 53 min → Doug
24 or 54 min → Mad Twatter
25 or 55 min → Josie
26 or 56 min → Johnny White
27 or 57 min → Dr. John Foster
28 or 58 min → Kieran
29 or 59 min → Danny Guillerm
30 or 00 min → Mark Jenkins

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm out of it on drugs
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate him/her
Other → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she