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Smile bloody

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This is for Perry! She picked scary legends.

If te picked a type of horror story, I'll do a shout out. If te haven't, here's a link:

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"It has been a long time," Alice said. "But now te know my deed, I must kill you."

Just as Jon begged, she took her blade and chopped her boyfriend's head off. Jon was killed for cheating on Alice da loving 12 other girls. Alice was furious. She ended him for good. Alice looked at him, "You loved me and those sluts long enough, Jon. te didn't have to sleep with those ladies. Didn't I Amore te enough?" She kicked his...

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ASLOH Chapter 4

posted by Bluekait

I woke up, sweating. That was all a dream. Everything that happened in those 24 hours was all a dream. How long was I out? The events, the craziness, the love...were all lies! Someone was controlling my dreams and my mind with their dirty minds, ewwww! I knew I never dream that kind of stuff. I got out of letto and went to the Dining Hall to gluttony myself out of this. As I entered, everything was back to normal. War ended, Voldemort dead and Snape wasn't killed. Bella is dead as well. Good. Jo told me that Demi and Draco was dating. Figures. So were Professors Snape and Black. Again, figures....

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A Secret Life of Hogwarts

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It been a long anno at Hogwarts. The War had begun and Voldemort is out looking for Harry Potter to kill. My name? Lydia Black, a Hufflepuff in her 5th year. My Friends are Corabeth Mab, a Ravenclaw and Jo Glass, a Gryffindor. We met in our 2nd year, during our first Charms class together. We will tell te how it happened. Here it goes.

"Lyds! Lyds! Where are te going?" Bonnie cried. I looked back. I have been tracking down Jo and Mab. I can't find them. "Bonnie, I'm going to the Forbidden Forest! I'll be back. Keep fighting! Remember what Professor Black said!" I yelled. Almost 2 hours at...

A Conversation Through the Phone

posted by dragonsmemory

((This is in now way Potter-related. It's just a quick scene. Any of te with siblings can sympathize.))

*my phone rings*
Em: ciao Sis!
*click*
*phone rings again*
Em: Hey. Hey. Hey.
*click*
*Mom's phone rings*
Em: She hung up on me!
Mom: And that's surprising?
Em: I'm going to try again.
*click*
*my phone rings*
Em: Hi.
Me: No.
*click*

And there te have it. Something we can all relate to in some way.
Special thanks to my sister and my mom for inspiring this little scene. Yes, this will eventually happen.

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ASLOH Chapter 3

posted by Bluekait

I heard voices....

Loud voices....

I groaned...

As I woke up, I realized I was in the Hospital Wing and everyone I knew was here. "Look, she is waking up!" someone said. People were talking again. I looked down, I noticed that I have no camicia on (Thank the wizarding God that I have my sports bra on) and my torso was cover in bloody bandages. I have a major headache and I slumped my head back on the pillow. "What happened?" I asked, in a hoarsed voice. "We don't know. I found te covered in blood at the Dining Hall," detto Draco with white stains STILL on his shirt. I was still digusted that the...

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A Leap Of Faith: Epilogue

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80 Years Later
    Sirius and Lily Black looked down at the tombstones. “Very funny how life works, guys.” He said, smiling a little. “Hated each other, worst enemies… what made te change?”
    Lily sighed. “You were good men. No, great.”
    Sirius looked her over, and then hugged her. “I can still hear te two, coming over at our cena table… bickering a little, yeah, but mostly talking and having fun.”
    Lily bowed her head. “They both loved me, didn’t they?”
    “Maybe.”
    A little farther away Henry, Thomas, Jacob and Rose were playing together. The Blacks loved their grandchildren with all their heart, and loved their merry feet as they zigzagged across the tombstones, racing.
    The leap of faith was over for them.
    All was well at last.

A Leap of Faith: Chapter 5

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    The successivo morning, after a considerable amount of fighting, and Snape almost getting a black eye, James had been the one to ride the thestral.
    “Can te even see this thing?”
    “Yeah.” James replied. “Only a people who saw someone die, right?”
    “Right.” Snape walked alongside, looking around through the path.
    “Well, te obviously can too.”
    “Yeah…”
    The conversation about death grew very tiring, as their own impending...

A Leap Of Faith: Chapter 2

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    “You loved her, didn’t you?” James asked, his eyelids heavy as he buried himself in the Frozen grass.
    Severus snickered. “What’s love?” And, very slowly, the snow began to fall, ready to kill the trees and keep the boys from sleeping.

    It was unreal. It took a very long time as both boys sat on their bed, refusing to look at each other, as reality sunk into their hearts.
    They had switched bodies.
    However, it is nearly impossible to stay shocked for too long, and James...

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ASLOH Chapter 10

posted by Bluekait

Alright, guys. Since ya'll know that I am expelled and be leaving Hogwarts, this is my last one. Even though ASLOH is supposed to continue, I am no longer in charge of it and leaving it to 10 chapters. Hope te enjoy.

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Potions was a drag. Snape wanted us to make some sort of Draught. Well, Draco was making fun of Harry which got me less points for Hufflepuff. Isn't that great? Don't te Amore it when Snape does that? Of course not. I suck at making potions. Even Seamus and Neville are bad at it. Seamus added pinequills instead...

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ASLOH Chapter 7

posted by Bluekait

This chapter goes to everyone who gave the dedication, Amore and support for this fan fiction.

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It was time for the Annual Yule Ball. I put my dress on and look in the mirror. The dress is beautifully beaded in a Celtic design and made out of satan silk of a blue colour. I let my long, black hair down. I left the Common Rommon with Ellie and Bonnie. When we made it where the Ball is located, Ellie and Bonnie went with their dates. I looked down the stairway. Donnie was at the very bottom, waiting for me to come...

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Reflections Seen in Water (a Jalbus fic)

posted by dragonsmemory

((When Albus is feeling down on May 2, who would be better to lighten his mood than his family and friends?))
The black lake has always been a feature of the Hogwarts grounds. The giant squid would surface on warm days and allow students to tickle its tentacles. Deepl below the surface were other creatures: merpeople and grindylows especially. But there was one particular feature of the lake that not many students knew of; the dark water was highly reflective, and could mostra one one's reflection.
It was a warm giorno in May. Quite a few students had brought their studying outside. Of course, James...

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The bravest man I ever knew

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"Harry Potter: "Albus Severus, te were named for two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew."

Harry Potter calls Severus the bravest man he ever knew. I can understand why he say this but what about the others who fought in the war. Yes Severus went was a double agent, yes he loved Lily and protected her son, and yes he gave his life like many before him. But I think Harry was the bravest and I bet even his children and the wizarding world will agree with me.

Harry spend his whole live battleing Voldemort, his relatives, Snape, bullys,...

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Why I think Snape is even worse then James

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First of this is my opinion and I really do not care if te agree with it o not.

Snape's worst memory: "This will liven te up, Padfoot," detto James quietly. "Look who it is..."
"Excellent," he detto softly. "Snivellus."
Harry turned to see what Sirius was looking at.
Snape was on his feet again, and was stowing the O.W.L. paper in his bag. As he emerged from the shadows of the bushes and set off across the grass, Sirius and James stood up. Lupin and Wormtail remained sitting: Lupin was still staring down at his book, though his eyes were not moving and a faint frown line had appeared between...

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