Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Character Analysis - #09 Luigi

(Back at the thousand foot cliff)

Ballyhoo: Okay, the challenge is to jump off this thousand foot cliff into the safety zone.

Birdo: That's not too bad.

Ballyhoo: If te land in the danger zone, plenty of sharks will eat te up.

Flurie: Excuse me?

Ballyhoo: For each team member that lands in the sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza zone, the team will earn one point. The team that gets the most points wins today's mystery prize, and immunity. As for the losing team, they must vote off on who should be sent home.

Birdo: Oh wow. So who wants to go first?

Wario: Ladies first.

Birdo: Okay, i have no problem jumping of the cliff in the...

(Back at the lounge, the Goombas were over-joying their victory, as the Koopas were thinking on who should be sent home.)

Mowz: This is lame. What should we do now?

Gombella: We need to figure out on who to vote off.

Wario: I think it should be the wussy goomba, o the big ape.

Gombella: WAIT! How come?

Wario: Because te both didn't even jump off the cliff. Though we need a bit of strength on our team, so i'll fancy the odds with the big ape.

Gombella: But i want to stay!

Birdo: Then who do te want to vote off?

Gombella: What about him? (Points at Bowser Jr)

Bowser: NO!

(Everybody hears Bowser)

Bowser:...