1)When someone says a place is haunted, te shouldn't go in.
2)M&M's count as provisions.
3)Salt is a demon repellent.
4)Rocksalt hurts like hell.
5)Planes crash and a clowns kill.
6)Scarecrow's are fugly.
7)In almost every episode, one of the following are almost always present. "dude, Sammy, o SOB"
8)Hunting demon's comes with perks.
9)Black Sabbath, Motorhead, and Metallica are the greatest hits of 'mullet rock'
10)There are no such things as mandroids.
11)Do not make fun of blind people o little people.
12)"Demons I get. People are crazy."
13)Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake-hole.
14)Zeppelin rules!
15)Dont kill any virgin to do a spell.
16)When a plane is about to crash and te are on it, scream like hell.
17)If te have to, sacrafice your self for your sibling.
18)if a place is haunted, never bring amature ghost hunters with you.
19)Unicorns are real too, they ride on silver moon beams and shoot rainbows out their ass.
20)The best way to get rid of an imortal person is to bury them alive.
21)You can either (A) Get a tatoo o (B) get an amulet that will stop te from getting possessed.
22)People who claim they see "ghosts" are actually seeing "death echoes".
23)Shapeshifter are not stupid.
24)Bow hunting is an important skill.
25)In rock-paper-scissors, scissors always lose.
26)Put holy water in birra to know if someone is possessed o not.
27)Cristo is God in Latin.
28)Santa is evil.
29)When a Wincheter tells te to Shut up, te do it with a smile on your face o talk your way to hell.
30)Love with rock Musica o don't live at all.
31)When te flirt with a vampire, have a gun ready.
32)When your kid is scare of the thing in his closet, give him a .45.
33)Steam showers are awesome.
34)People don't go to psychics for the truth, they go for good news.
35)Never sleep with your peepers open.
36)Always have salt on hand. Low-sodium is for freaks.
37)Werewolf + sex = bad
38)Art history is good for picking up girls
39)Apple pie is never freakin' worth it.
40)No chick flick moments.
41)Rabbit always get screwed in a deal.
42)What's dead should stay dead.
43)The light at the end of the tunnel is hellfire.
44)When te fall into a lake, te come out smellin like a toiliet.
45)Never go swiming in a haunted lake.
46)Dean is a jerk and sam is a b*tch.
47)When te see a crossroad, just keep driving.
48)If they have black eyes, you'd better run.
49)When someone being a smart culo just shot them.
50)Big brother always the right one coz he is the older.
51)You cant poke fakers with a stick.
52)Dean thinks bunnies dieing are sad and it's unfair for the little guy.
53)A 1967 Chevy Impala is the perfect ride.
54)Chicks dig artists.
55)Being sarcaficed is classier than being killed.
56)Nobody messes with the Metallicar.
57)Dean was a goofy lookin kid.
58)Don't trust a girl who would trust Shaddy furgone, van Guy over Sammy.
59)nobody likes a sceptic.
60)Dean always got the extra cookie.
61)Sam is a harmless innocent young man.
62)Dean saved Sam, Sam saves Dean.
63)Always trust the guys with the guns.
64)Learn to build shotguns in the sixth grade.
65)Love Metal car o die.
66)Never say "bloody mary" 3 times in the mirror.
67)Never let a hot lady in white in your car.
68)Never order pizza in a restaurant because it is just another lame excuse.
69)Take down your Natale decorations before te get filleted da an Angel sent da God.
70)Check the expiry data before te buy tacos.
71)Don't start looking at little girls suspiciously because they might not be Lilith.
72)Never trust a demon.
73)Salt is your best friend.
74)Goofer dust is very important to people that like to sell souls.
75)never get violated da demon tounge.
76)Dude! Dude! Dude! =P
77)If the world does come to an end, the best way to go down is to go down fighting.
78)If te have a rabbit's foot play the scratch offs!.
79)Never let Sam pick the music.
80)Don't look Sam straight in his cucciolo eye's he'll put te into a trance.
81)Only Dean call's Samuel, Sammy.
82)Salt and paper clips are a must have.
83)Don't let all the air out of the tires, cuz it will bend the rims.
84)Big foot's a hoax.
85)That when trying to escape a windego, run around cussing at it!.
86)Never get an i-pod jack for your car, (especially in a classic car).
87)Never put wimpy Musica on your i-pod lest te want it destroyed.
88)The fabric softener teddy orso needs to be hunted down.
89)If te don't look after deans car after he is dead, he will haunt your ass.
90)If te are about to die eat as much Cibo as possible.
91)Be careful what te wish for.
92)Because demon is real so Angel is exist.
93)If te go travel with your brother/sister that same sex with you, everyone think te gay/lesbian.
94)If te are going to kill Lillith be ready for Lucifer first.
95)Don't wait to die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.
96)Seedy motel rooms aren't all bad, if they have a letto with Magic Fingers!.
97)Even the strongest people are defenseless against Sam Winchester's cucciolo dog eyes.
98)Don't objectify Dean.
99)Coffee is adictive.
100)WINCHESTER's&CAS ROCK's..
