On the first giorno of Christmas,
My true Amore gave to me,
A ’67 Chevrolet.

On the secondo giorno of Christmas,
My true Amore gave to me,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the third giorno of Christmas,
My true Amore gave to me,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the fourth giorno of Christmas,
My true Amore gave to me,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the fifth giorno of Christmas,
My true Amore gave to me,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the sixth giorno of Christmas,
My true Amore gave to me,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the seventh giorno of Christmas,
My true Amore gave to me,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the eighth giorno of Christmas,
My true Amore gave to me,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the ninth giorno of Christmas,
My true Amore gave to me,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the tenth giorno of Christmas,
My true Amore gave to me,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the eleventh giorno of Christmas,
My true Amore gave to me,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the twelfth giorno of Christmas,
My true Amore gave to me,
Twelve freaky ghosts,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet!