AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - te have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. te lie a great deal. te make the same mistakes repeatedly because te are stupid. Everyone thinks te are a jerk.
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - te have a vivid imagination and often think te are being followed da the FBI o CIA. te have a minor influence on your friends, and people resent te for flaunting your power. te lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 20) - te are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. te too are a jerk....
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