Hwoarang

Lei's Audition

Chapter 5

Lei: Hey. I come heyre fo audition.

Jin: Great!

Hwo: NO MAN!

Jin: Why not.

Hwo: Because…he's not "our image".

Jin : What do te mean?

Hwo: Dude, look at him! He's a cop!

Jin: And so?

Hwo: I have a bad boy image to maintain!

Jin: Whatever, you're an idiot.

Hwo: Well, what about his accent?

Lei: Yu maki fun of mi assen?

Hwo: See?

Jin: Hwoa, te can't go criticizing people just because they have broken English. Just because te can speak it better than everyone else doesn't make te any better.

Lei: Ya preddi boy!

Hwo: Okay, te shut up over there. No one was talking to te in the first...

ciao EVERYONE! SORRY THAT THIS TOOK WAAAAY TOO LONG!

I HAD IT ALL WRITTEN DOWN IN THIS NOTEBOOK AND I FORGOT

WHERE I PUT IT! IM SO SORRY! ANYWAYS, STILL, THERES A WHOLE

LOTTA LAFFS HERE! AND DON'T WORRY HWOARANG FANS; YOU'LL

HAVE YOUR SHINE IN THE GLORY. ANYWAYS, LEI FANS, SORRY BOUT

THIS ONE. PLEASE REVIEW. I ACCEPT FLAMES, WHAT DO I CARE? ITS

NOT LIKE YOUR GONNA HURT MY FEELINGS, AT LEAST IT STILL COUNTS

AS A REVIEW RIGHT? WELL, ON WITH THE STORY…

CHAPTER 6

Hwoarang's revenge

Okay, here's a summary of the last chap. Since I haven't updated in a while. Anyways,

Lei had his audition and te all know...

The auditions

Chapter 2

Hwo: Is it okay with your parents to hold the audition here in the basement?

Jin: Yeah. My mom's cool about it. But I don't know about my dad. He kinda likes peace and quiet.

Hwo: Great. This is going to be funner than I thought.

Jin: Funner isn't even a word man.

Hwo: So? te got a problem with me? Lets go Kazama!

Jin: Is that you're problem to everything? Fighting. te know I always end up kicking your $$.

Hwo: Is that so? Well let's go right now!

Jin punches Hwoarang in the face.

Hwo: Oww!

Jin: Dude, you're a fag.

Hwo: Yeah, *holds his nose* well, at least I'm not a mama's boy!...

Nina's audition

Chapter 4

Jin: Well, that was a big waste of time.

Hwo: I NEVER want to go through that again!

Jin: Still, te didn't have to be so mean.

Hwo: You're such a pansy.

Jin: So I'm a pansy for not totally heartless like you?

Hwo: Exactly….wait, NO! I am not heartless! Well, not totally. I have a heart.

Jin: Yeah, only when te want something.

Hwo: What do te mean da that?

Jin: Let's just say te like to "do the dirty".

Hwo: WHAT?

Jin: It's not news Hwoa. Every one knows.

Hwo: For your information. I did not do the dirty. I am a clean boy.

Jin: So, te call smoking pot "clean"?

Hwo: Well, no....

Conspiracy of Hope

Chapter 1

Announcement: The 3 Iron Fist Tournament is postponed due to some arena complications. Tournaments will proceed in about a week, thank you.

Hwoarang turns off the T.V.

Hwo: Aw man! This really sucks.

Jin: Tell me about it!

Hwo: I was looking inoltrare, avanti to beating the crap out of te in the successivo match.

Jin: You? Beat the crap out of ME? I don't think so.

Hwo: Yeah, whatever mama's boy. te just thank your mommy the tournament was postponed.

Jin: Whatever man. Hey, turn the T.V. back on will you?

Hwo: Okay, okay.

Announcement: Always wanted a chance to mostra how good your band was?...