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LMFAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website and thought it was so funny that I just had to translate it an post it here xD

A lumaca can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An elefante is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, te have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, da taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even...