I've been making this lista over the past four months o so. Far più of these apply to me than I care to mention.

Oh, and one più thing. I understand that a few are opinion based and that my opinion may differ from others'.

te know te are obsessed and consumed da The Big Bang Theory when…
    You play “Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock” to resolve disputes.
    You do three knock cadences when summoning someone.
    You know all the words to “Soft Kitty.”
    You have sung the aforementioned song as a round.
    You shout “We built the pyramids!” during the theme song.
    You know that Tweedy Bird really “taht he taw a Romulen.”
    Your comeback to bullying is “a homo habilis discovering its opposable thumbs says what?”
    You label everything in the house, including the label maker.
    You know Nebraska is “better than North Dakota,” although it’s only funny in Nebraska, o at least not in California…
    You know the full names of Leonard, Sheldon, and Raj.
    You do Sheldon’s creepy smile when te know it’s polite to look happy.
    You know that when te understand the laws of physics that anything is possible. (Mua ha ha)
    You can recite one o più of Sheldon’s “typical psychotic rants.”
    You bug your eyes out and say “I’m CRAZY!”
    Someone requests an application and te state that te are più of a theorist.
    You ask people that if they were a robot and te knew and they didn’t, whether o not they’d want te to tell them.
    You know exactly WHY Wolowitz bailed out of Med School.
    You know that autotrophs don’t drool, but te Amore the theme song anyway.
    You watch stella, star Wars, te say, “We defeated the empire!”
    You chant “B to the R to the I-S-K to the E to the T…”
    You compare your boyfriend to Ernie from “Sesame Street,” because “Ernie just gave.”
    You announce in a loud voice that te have to urinate.
    You know the difference between the Doppler Effect and “A brain-damaged choo choo train.”
    You interpret hugs based on the length in “Mississippis.”
    Your friend is contemplating moving, and te remind them that they have to stay in one place in case the Mother Ship returns.
    Corduroy Suits suddenly don’t seem so bad.
    You know that negative results are still results-even twenty thousand of them.
    You call your collection of nerdy belongings “Nerdvana.”
    You want luminous fish.
    Unimpressed da the ‘performance’ of a significant other, te flatly refer to them as “you magnificent beast.”
    You use Schrödinger’s cat as metaphors for relationships.
    You know that whispering “do not make a sound,” is a sound.
    You shout “Bazinga!” when celebrating the tricking of someone.
    You’re in a good mood and inform others of this da saying that, in the world of emoticons, te are colon capital D.
    You say that surprise caused people to go colon capital O.
    You play the element game with your Friends in the car.
    You can’t master something and claim it’s because you’re too evolved.
    You’ll buy things because “the man on the box looks so happy!”
    You have a sarcasm sign.
    You compare platonic relationships to “individually wrapped slices of cheese.”
    You live in fear of the three-tined fork.
    You know that “It was just a hug,” means, “It means I wish te weren’t going.” Duh, right?
    You know te can call “dibs” because te can look it up on Wikipedia.
    You have a board.
    You think that there should be a “check the check engine light light” in a car.
    You try to blow up someone’s head with your mind.
    You tell people that you’ve “got your geek on.”
    You know that ANYTHING beats, “you know I’m a dude,” right?
    You know all the words to the theme song.
    You have an Honorary Justice League of America membership card because it says “keep this on your person at all times,” under Batman’s signature.
    You use “AFK” as a busy status on the computer.
    You know that figura, fico Newtons were named after a town in Massachusetts and NOT the scientist.
    You weave “Un-unwravelable” webs while lying.
    You play “Mock the Flawed Technology” with a cell phone.
    In restaurants, te don’t allow “substitutions, eliminations,” o “reductions.”
    You know the advantages of buying in bulk.
    You’d pick the museum of natural history over the planetario because they have dinosaurs.
    You reference stella, star Trek battle scenes as a means of explaining yourself.
    You can name seven guys Penny has been with.
    You know that someone’s in the cucina with Dinah “cuz I sold my soul to the company store.”
    You tell someone, in Mandarin, that their monkey sleeps inside you.
    You know it’s a little wrong to say a pomodoro is a vegetable and a lot wrong to say it’s a suspension bridge.
    You refer to things as “a hoot and a half.”
    Someone suggests something preposterous and te agree to it, suggesting afterwards to go pilin’ in a pickup and go skinny dipping down at the crick.
    You look for the acoustic sweet spot in a movie theater.
    You know that what happens in costume at Comic Con stays at Comic Con!
    You have a tie that works as two, and yet doesn’t even work as one.
    You know that EVERYTHING is better with Bluetooth.
    Something startles te and te say “oh, there’s the arrhythmia!”
    You have a friendship algorithm.
    Someone respects one of your idiosyncrasies and te offer them chocolate.
    You inform people te are hitting on what your race invented, adding, “You’re welcome.”
    You imitate Admiral Akbar saying “It’s a trap!”
    Someone te know storms away and te respond da sticking up your pinkie and saying “sisters?”
    You know that nothing is interesting about caves.
    You tell Ribelle - The Brave Friends that minstrels will write songs about them, taking the part of the minstrel.
    You say “hola, nerdmigos!”
    You laugh at the same things over and over again.
    You have the picture of the lol Cat that wants to “Haz Cheezeburger.”
    Your excuse for getting teased about a nerdy possession is “it’s a lot più fresco, dispositivo di raffreddamento when girls aren’t looking at it.”
    You refuse to cut open a dumpling.
    You name your cat Sergeant Fuzzy Boots.
     te understand why one can’t wear a warrior flight suit on Halloween.
    You can no longer read “The Little Engine That Could.”
    Your alternative name for sex is “hyna klyna bang-bang music!”
    You get più nervous tics than a Lyme disease research facility when keeping a secret.
    You know that the check engine light being on means that te should…you know…check your engine!
    You understand that for someone to miss you, te have to be gone.
    You like smiley faces carved into your grilled cheese.
    You diagnose Tourettes Syndrome when someone randomly swears.
    You know that forks are for eating, and tridents are for ruling the seven seas.
    You really want a Snuggie, so te can get “all snoodled up.”
    After greeting your parents, te say, “I’m not drunk,” afterwards explaining that te are just making conversation.
    You say, “Holy crap on a cracker!”
    You start ordering your barbecue bacon, pancetta affumicata hamburger al formaggio, cheeseburger with “barbecue, bacon, and cheese on the side.”
    You have a preferito place to “kick back after a quest.”
    You call your boyfriend your little homunculus.
    You instruct people te are feuding with to baciare your Barbie.
    You want to be a rabbit king.
    After making a data with someone, te inform them that you’ll get your chisel, to carve the…never mind.
    You are suddenly afraid of every doccia without adhesive ducks.
    You add “bam!” to the end of every sentence.
    You try to make mais starch and water dance on a stereo.
    You say “shmear me.”
    You know that Amore is a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms o hits te with the pepper spray.
    You know the difference between “centrifugal” and “centripetal” force.
    You hear “manganese” and laugh to yourself.
    You realize it’s a good point that many villains have advanced degrees, and feel graduate school should step it up.
    You celebrate “Anything Can Happen Thursday.”
    You hear someone say “PMS” o “AA,” and think of the Perpetual Motion Squad and the Army Ants.
    You end all voice messages with, “It’s Howard.”
    You know that “friends do not get their Friends care bears all sweaty.”
    Your response to people questioning your behavior is “it’s an experiment.”
    You tell people that they need to picture te with a giant squid head.
    You inform people that it is “Junior Rodeo On!”
    You have a new and creepy way of comforting people who are injured and/or scared.
    You Amore Leonard and Penny.
    You sort your cereal da fiber content.
    A Mexican Hairless is mentioned and te say, “annoying little animal; yip yip yip!”
    You know the name of every episode…
    …in order.
    You order Virgin Diet Cuba Libres at bars.
    You know you’re not insane because your mother had te tested.
    You Amore a couple so much te will fight to the death for them.
    You HAVE a “you know you’re obsessed when” article.
    You can be persuaded da Spock’s Dying Words.
    You say that a relationship that ended badly “crashed to the ground like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory.”
    You explain that the sede, sedile beside te is taken da “my physics bowl trophy!”
    You can think of some really nasty pranks to play on people te loathe in your workplace.
    You can name at least five nicknames for Sheldon.
    You call yourself o a particularly spontaneous acquaintance, “a big ol’ five.”
    You know how the titolo is relevant to the episode.
    You can guess the content of the episode in advance, based solely on the title.
    You don’t want Sheldon to ever-ever, get a girlfriend.
    You know how many days it is to the successivo new episode (even over a summer).
    You suggest people make Friends da simply being pleasant.
    You do a high pitched “he he he he he he!” when trying to be intimidating.
    You use lines from the mostra in casual conversation.
    You have a bowl for your keys.
    You hold out the word “bowl” when discussing your bowl for keys.
    You know that in Nebraska people only shoot things if they want to eat them o make them leave their boyfriends alone.
    You award “strikes” to your Friends for breaking unwritten “rules” in your home.
    You want Sheldon’s contraption that folds laundry.
    You try to smash a flash Frozen banana.
    You call yourself “the small package good things come in” when trying to pick up girls.
    You disguise your voice over the phone and ask people why they are calling at such an “ungodly” hour.
    You get a new friend and start chanting “one of us, one of us…”
    You make sure your temporary letto is oriented with the headboard away from the door.
    Someone asks who te are and te say, “I am Sheldon’s cousin Leo…”
    You suddenly are proud of your restraining orders.
    A friend tells someone that they are dead to them, and te go on to explain exactly what that means.
    The first thing te share with people about yourself is your Zodiac sign.
    After listening to a painful melody, say with a lot of emotion, “God, that’s a good song!”
    You won’t have anyone touch your food.
    You look up the definition of “quantum mechanics” because it’s referenced so much.
    You have a special “spot” te always must sit in.
    You will never forget “Higgs Boson Particle.”
    You want “the bleep” to be replaced da a boing! And an atom picture…
    And when te don’t need any più explanation on the precedente statement.
    You change “lobster” to “mobster.”
    You cheered when Penny completed the Sheldon’s Spot Rant without error.
    You say, in the voice of the Incredible Hulk “Good-night, Puny Human!”
    You tell people te are arguing with that “you and I are about to have a problem.”
    You are asked to tell a secret and reply “I’m Batman! Shhh!”
    You really want Raj’s camicia that plays music.
    You have a baseball bat handy, so if someone breaks in te can go “all Nebraska on them”!
    You tell yourself that te are the master of your own bladder.
    You already knew that Sheldon and Penny were Friends and so were not surprised when she was not the “acquaintance.”
    You aren’t sure of an answer and so guess “Star Wars”?
    You know that Sheldon didn’t invent the 26 dimensions-they’re there!
    You know that Stan Lee is not Bruce Lee’s brother.
    You want to know how to shoot so close to a raccoon that it craps itself.
    You want a Joker ringtone even though it creeps both Penny and Leonard out.
    You want Cylon toast.
    You know that the three most menial jobs are tollbooth attendant, mela, apple store genius, and what Penny does.
    You want to go to Disneyland and ride the Matterhorn.
    You make an Big Bang Theory themed Easter Egg.
    You look at a friend and say slowly “Schnapps.”
    You give someone the “moving finger.”
    You know that if “it doesn’t feel like an arm,” then “maybe te should let it go.”