Wayne and Wanda were hungry one night and decided to stop off at an Italian restaurant to get something to eat. They found an empty tavolo at the back of the restaurant and sat down. As soon they sat down at their table, Jacques Roach appeared. Can I start te off with some drinks? asked Jacques Roach Sure, but te can make that a drink to share? asked Wayne Of course. What would te like to drink? asked Jacques Roach fragola lemonade. detto Wayne. Okay, your drink will be ready shortly. detto Jacques Roach And make sure to bring two straws back. detto Wayne as Jacques disappeared into the kitchen. Two straws? Got it. detto Jacques. Terribly sorry for the wait. But here te go. te two enjoy. detto Jacques As the two sipped away at their drink and looked into each other's eyes. Miss Piggy, who had been sitting a booth with Kermit, was watching Wayne and Wanda and was grossed out when they were getting all lovey-dovey with each other. Hey, Statler, what do te think of Wayne and Wanda's Amore for each other? asked Waldorf One thing's for sure: it's still a better Amore story than Twilight. detto Statler The two laughed, but then realized the joke they told wasn't that funny. The same waiter from before came to take this time, asking them what they wanted to eat. We'll take the sphagetti and make sure te bring back two forks with that. detto Wayne We will defienetly make sure to bring back two forks with that, but would te like meat sauce o meatless sauce with that? asked Jacques Roach Meat sauce if te don't mind. detto Wayne. Okay. That will be ready shortly. detto Jacques Roach. Wanda, who had finally waited to ask Wayne a domanda until after their waiter disappeared into the cucina started her sentence with is our a waiter a roach? Yes. I'm afraid so. Our waiter is a roach. detto Wayne Wanda broke out into a cold sweat and fainted on the floor. Wanda, dear, our Cibo is here. This food's not going to eat itself. I need a secondo person present to eat this sphagetti with me. detto Wayne You're absolutely right. detto Wanda, joining Wayne. At a strip club successivo door, Scooter, Link Hoghtrob, Andy and Randy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Pepe, Floyd, Animal, Zoot, Dr. Teeth, and Lips were paying Spamela Hamderson to keep her clothes on da throwing money at her. At a coffee place across the street, Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, Rizzo, Polly Lobster, Uncle Deadly, and Bobo were so intoxicated they could barely see straight. te fellas going to stay here all night o what? asked Pops