The Six Unspeakables in Hogwarts - Rose

OK, I was just ranting on to Izzy about the horrors of prefects. And I thought I'd better let off my steam da writing. I shall sort the prefects into categories. From the twee and wet, to the pure evil demon spawn.

Here is the rating system, done da JCA (John Cabot Academy) school:
X = Harmless/Kind/Occasionally can be quite fun/ will never hand out detentions
XX = Competent student should cope/annoying/no sense of humour/won't give out detentions
XXX = Dodgy/very annoying/only an expert should cope/will give out minor punishments
XXXX = Dangerous/will give out After School detentions
XXXXX = Known...

James Potter's theme song. Based on "Teenage Dirtbag" da Wheatus.
WARNING: Mature content, I have a perverted mind. =P

Her name is Lily,
I have wet dreams about her,
She rings my bell-end,
Got Potions in half an hour,

Oh how she rocks,
In cloaks and Quidditch socks,
But she doesn't know who I am,
And she doesn't give a damn about me,

'Cause I'm just an arrogant toerag, baby,
Yeah, I'm just an arrogant toerag, baby,
Listen to Weird Sisters, baby, with me...
Oooooooooooh!

Her boyfriend's a slime,
He bring's a wand to school,
And he'd simply curse,
My culo if he knew the truth,
He lives on my hall,
And drives a...

Ginny's theme song. Parody of "Girlfriend" da Avril Lavigne.


Hey, Harry! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think te need a new one
Hey, Harry! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend!

Hey, Harry! You! You!
I know that te like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey, Harry! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine
I want te mine
You're so delicious
I think about te all the time
You're so addictive
Don't te know what I could do to make te feel alright?
(feel alright, feel alright, feel alright)
Don't pretend I think te know I'm d-mn precious
And hell yeah
I'm...

Aaah, and now witness the wonders of the Irish national anthem:

Annie Angel Bowles: POTATOES! POTATOES! WE Amore POTATOES! AND OUR SQUIRRELS ARE RED!

Josie Cubbie Aaaah....the Irish.... :)

Sarah Allen: Annie, I wanna see your dance to it!!

Annie Angel Bowles: Nooo, te can never see the dance! It is much too embarassing.

Josie Cubbie: IRISH PEOPLE!

Sarah Allen: In that case...
I HAVE to see it!!

Sarah Allen: BRITISH PEOPLE!

Annie Angel Bowles: NEVER!!! WELSH PEOPLE! (just wanted to unisciti in..)

Josie Cubbie: :P GERMANS!!! hehehe hi sarah....who ever te are... :)

Sarah Allen: I would've thought you'd...