(2)Damon: " I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long."
(3)Damon: "He's a Gilbert?"
Sheriff Forbes: "Elena's uncle. His name is John, but I call him jackass."
(4)Jeremy: "Why does she hate you?"
John: "We used to sleep together."
Jenna: [throws Cibo at him] "I'm standing right here!"
(5)Damon: "Did te know that your uncle's been kickin' it with the Founder's Council?"
Elena: "What?"
Damon: "Yep."
Elena: "Perfect. We'll just add it to the growing lista of how everything's falling apart."
(6)Damon: "It is what it is, Elena. The Stefan te know is good behavior Stefan, reign it in Stefan, fight against this nature to an annoyingly obsessive level Stefan. But if te think there's not another part to this, than te have not been paying attention."
Elena: "He is not you. Not even close."
Damon: "Well, he doesn't want to be me. That doesn't mean deep down that he's not..."
(7)Stefan: "Oh God... I shouldn't be here."
Damon: "Come on. Don't be a downer. It's a party for the founding families: that would be us. It would be rude to skip it."
Stefan: "I really liked te a whole lot better when te hated everybody."
Damon: "Oh, I still do. I just Amore that they Amore me."
(8)Stefan: "Please dance with your alcoholic vampire boyfriend."
(9)Damon: "Look at his right hand."
Alaric: "Who's?"
Damon: "Town's preferito son. Look at his ring."
Alaric: "It looks like mine."
Damon: "Yeah... And that'd be a big coincidence if he didn't just come back from the dead five minuti ago. Where the hell did te get that ring?"
Alaric: "Isobel, my wife."
Damon: "Who gave birth to Elena, under the medical care of the esteemed Dr. Grayson Gilbert... John's brother."
Alaric: "You think John knew Isobel?"
Damon: "I think John knows a lot of things."
(10)Damon: "We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis."
