Il mago di Oz

Your Honour Mr Baum,

6 years old in Athens 1979, born in Australia, I asked my dad "is this a woggle bug, because it bit me" my father RIP died from cancer detto "yes it's intelligent with culture ' we were talking about a crab, and as this enormous thunder strike hit me, I had a brainstorm for a film creation with a distant friend. She started Scrivere the story of a boy Lost in a world of crabs.

Ever since then I have had near death experiences with severe asthma, I know the real movie made it it was on tv. But I was trained da institutions to entertain and it all went to the underground warhogs,...

Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That's how we laugh the giorno away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

Bzz,bzz,bzz
Chirp,chirp,chirp
And a couple of la-di-das
That's how the crickets crick all day
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

We get up at 12:00
And start to work at 1:00
Take an ora for lunch
And then at 2:00 we're done

Jolly good fun!
Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That's how we laugh the giorno away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
That's how we laugh the giorno away
With a ho,ho,ho
Ha,ha,ha
In the Merry Old Land of Oz

Pat,pat here,pat,pat there
And a couple of brand new straws
That's...

ciao Oz fan - I need your help!
I recently wrote a thesis of sorts for my literature qualification. Because this type of qualification is new, the special examiners do like to see some form of use of technology outside the realms of Word processors and a level of creativity.
In around 2 weeks time, i have to make a formal presentation about my 23 page book of an essay detailing how it came to be through drafting and research etc. To really wow the examiners i have made a Youtube channel with a single introductory video where people can respond.
Although the original idea was to present this...