I think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you
Cos he’s infatuated and he’s the fulcrum between us two
And I can’t say I blame him ‘cos I’d cheat a priest just to get to you

She works in a dental practise 9 till 5 how does she manage?
Considering her nights don’t pass out till 3
So I guess that flossing is the last thing in her health routine

And I don’t mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
There’s no jealousy
‘Cos she’s Little Miss Pipedream fantasy

I saw her slam back tequilas like Oliver Reed on an Irish cervo, addio al celibato do
And I’ll wait if te stay ‘cos foggy Londra town’s not built for me o you
Don’t leave Miss Pipedream ‘cos I Amore you

And I don’t mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
There’s no jealousy that she’ll grind it out with Friends but not with me
She’s my Little Pipedream fantasy