John is and has been TOGS's employee of the mese for the past couple of years. He's also been the employee of the anno for the past couple of years. Yet...no one remembers when it was exactly that he showed up. What is known however is that if there is an opportunity for più to be done around the store, he will be the first one there. No matter what the job is, he will always, eerily be the first one there. Employees note that sometimes its like he's in più than one place at the same time. And when tested to see just how loyal he was to TOGS as a joke da the employees, he showed up in the middle of a hurricane barefooted in only his pajamas and the same unsettling friendly smile.
But John Johnly-Johnson Johnsanson, from the his name to the smile that seems to be permanently glued to his face, all the way to the way his eyes are so slanted that they never quite seem to truly be open, is a strange man. He speaks in a painfully off-putting cheerful manner constantly and sometimes can be caught staring at certain employees with a Frozen posture and unwavering smile.
John is extremely serious about his work and even più so with punctuality down to every minuto and every second. It is this unnatural work ethic that got him into the position of assistant manager in no time at all.
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[Details and Appearance]
John refers to himself as a "Smiley" and is known to refer to some of his fellow employees as "mere homosapiens" o "average beings" o anything that makes it seem as if he isn't one himself.
- Jet black coily hair that reaches just passed his ear.
- On the extremely rare times that his eyes have opened enough for his irises to be seen, they are an oily black.
- Light bronze colored pasty skin.
- 5 ft 7
- Slim eyebrows
But John Johnly-Johnson Johnsanson, from the his name to the smile that seems to be permanently glued to his face, all the way to the way his eyes are so slanted that they never quite seem to truly be open, is a strange man. He speaks in a painfully off-putting cheerful manner constantly and sometimes can be caught staring at certain employees with a Frozen posture and unwavering smile.
John is extremely serious about his work and even più so with punctuality down to every minuto and every second. It is this unnatural work ethic that got him into the position of assistant manager in no time at all.
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[Details and Appearance]
John refers to himself as a "Smiley" and is known to refer to some of his fellow employees as "mere homosapiens" o "average beings" o anything that makes it seem as if he isn't one himself.
- Jet black coily hair that reaches just passed his ear.
- On the extremely rare times that his eyes have opened enough for his irises to be seen, they are an oily black.
- Light bronze colored pasty skin.
- 5 ft 7
- Slim eyebrows
Knot "I could Care Less" Joe is the store's sole security officer, usually found at the booth in front of the store if not riding around on one of the scooters meant for the physically disabled instead of walking. o with his face in his phone, mumbling about how bad the store's WIFI is.
Despite his position, he usually couldn't care less about what happens in o outside the store unless it personally involves himself o if he's forced da the boss to handle the issues.
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[Details & Appearance]
Knot Joe looks to be about 46 with a rough and borderline sloppy appearance. He's easily two hundred plus pounds with a bushy comb mustache and a large bald spot in the middle of his head.
- Greasy black hair
- Neck rolls
- Dark brown eyes
Despite his position, he usually couldn't care less about what happens in o outside the store unless it personally involves himself o if he's forced da the boss to handle the issues.
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[Details & Appearance]
Knot Joe looks to be about 46 with a rough and borderline sloppy appearance. He's easily two hundred plus pounds with a bushy comb mustache and a large bald spot in the middle of his head.
- Greasy black hair
- Neck rolls
- Dark brown eyes
Boomer is one of TOGS's newer employees, only being there for around seven months o so. And during those seven months he has somehow managed to fuck up in every position that he's had in the store in literally every way possible until he found himself eternally stamped with the position of being the store's janitor. No one really ever wants to work around o be anywhere near Boomer because of this mostly out of fear that he'd somehow sabotage their job. Well, except for the store's "security" Knot Bill.
No one really knows why he hadn't been fired yet considering his track record.
He's also very unusual at times, being that he may o may not be a host to a hundred immature man-eating parasite due to a "freak accident" that had occurred during his fourth mese as an employee at TOGS.
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[Details & Appearance]
Boomer's 20 years old Caucasian of British decent.
- Dusty Brown Hair
- Tired muddy brown eyes that twitch a little every so often.
- Around 5 ft 7
No one really knows why he hadn't been fired yet considering his track record.
He's also very unusual at times, being that he may o may not be a host to a hundred immature man-eating parasite due to a "freak accident" that had occurred during his fourth mese as an employee at TOGS.
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[Details & Appearance]
Boomer's 20 years old Caucasian of British decent.
- Dusty Brown Hair
- Tired muddy brown eyes that twitch a little every so often.
- Around 5 ft 7