(WARNING: THIS PART CONTAINS KENDALL. XD)
Kendall : *walks into 1B with multiple instruments* Hey, people. :D
Drake, Marcus, and Blaine : Hi.
EC : *laying on his bed* *drinking lemonade*
EC : (in confessional) Yeah. I'm practically don't have to do this instrumental sh*t because apparently all I have to do is sing, dance, and look good. Easy.
Kendall : Here's your guys' instruments. *points to the multiple instruments he brought in* *pulls out a guitar* This is for you, Drake.
drake : *grabs the guitar* (Keep in mind I don't know anything about the guitar. I'm a percussionist, not that shit. XD)
Kendall : *pulls out a tambourine* And this is for you, Marcus.
Marcus : *grabs the tambourine*
Marcus : (in confessional) Okay. Now I think I can play a meaaaaann tambo. It's like preparing pizza dough for a pizza- Uh.... Not that I'd know o anything. I don't cook... >_>"
Kendall : *pulls out maracas* And for you, Blaine.
Blaine : *grabs the maracas* ._."
Blaine : (in confessional) The maracas? Really? They're not even important. I mean, I'm pretty talented, so wouldn't I have a più important instrument?
Kendall : So te guys know how to use those, right?
Drake, Marcus, and Blaine : Yeah.
Kendall : Okay. Now let's go over your song's instrumental.
(After the instrumental...)
Kendall : te b*tches are ready. :D Now who's wants some Pedo-Beer? eUe *pulls out a bottle of birra that has Pedo-Bear's face on it*
Marcus : H*LL YEA-
Blaine : *covers Marcus's mouth* Oh no. We'll pass. ^_^"
Kendall : Come on, guys. This sh*t's good and I just wanna share it with some pals. D:
Blaine : No thanks.
Kendall : te b*tches ain't no fun. >:U See ya, h*es. *leaves 1B and goes to 2B*
Drake, Marcus, and Blaine : ._."
(in 2B)
Kendall : *walks into 2B* Hey, h*es. T_T
Liam : Why do te sound all down in the dumps? ._.
Kendall : Cuz the b*tches back in 1B didn't wanna share with me. *crosses his arms and pouts like a little kid*
Liam : What were te trying to share?
Kendall : Oh, just some Pedo-Beer.. Nothing too important. .3.
Liam : PEDO-BEER?! DID te SAY PEDO-BEAR?! THAT STUFF'S MY SH*T DOE!!!
Jake : Liam, you're not drinking that crap. ToT
Liam : -o-/) Okay, Jake. I know te car about my safety and sh*t like that, but I just want me a niceeee colllddddd glaaaassss of Pedo-Beer. -U-
Jake : No. T.T I'm sorry, Kendall, but we don't want te intoxicated, radioactive, acidic birra that may be p*ss.
Kendall : What?! This isn't p*ss!! >:U
Jason : Well it kinda does look like p*ss....
Kendall : How the h*ll does this sh*t look like p*ss?!?!
Jason : I mean, the color......
Jake : The texture....
Jason : Oh, and the-
Kendall : STOP TALKING ABOUT MY D*MN PEDO-BEER, B*TCHES!!!!!! >:U
Jason and Jake : ._."
Kendall : Now I'm gonna give te b*tches your d*mn sh*tty-*ss instruments. I'm p*ssed-the-f*ck-off doe. ToT" *pulls out a keyboard* This is for you, Liam. T_T"
Liam : *grabs the keyboard*
Kendall : *pulls out a basso guitar* And this is for you, B*TCH. >:T
Jake : Uhh.... *grabs the basso guitar*
Kendall : *pulls out an electric guitar* And this is for you, H*E. >:U
Jason : ._." *grabs the electric guitar*
Kendall : Now te better take good *ss care of that sh*t, h*e, cuz dat's my sh*t. Like, that's mine. For real. I got that sh*t for like, at a mere $69,000 doe. Don't mess up my expensive sh*t, h*e. T_T
Jason : Umm... I'll try... ._."
Kendall : Now te b*tches better know how to play these instruments- Sh*t, even if te don't, I ain't gonna help te poor *sses. Now let's start doing the instrumental of this d*mn punk-*ss song. ToT"
(After the instrumental...)
Kendall : Okay, Ima break it to te punk-*ss, dumb-*ss song... That sh*t sucked fat guy *ss. But hey, that's okay. Some of yo' fan may like some fat guy *ss- I ain't gonna hate.
Jake : (in confessional) One word to describe Kendall? Great guy when he's sane, crazy *ss guy when he's p*ssed. He practically turns black when he's in that state. ._."
Kendall : Now I suggest te b*tches come outside cuz Ima announce the successivo h*e that's gonna help.
Kendall, Jason, Jake, and Liam : *go out of 2B*
(outside)
Kendall : *pulls out a megaphone and puts it up to his mouth* Ladies and b*tches, come outside and listen what I gotta say. T_T"
Riley, Ronnie, Trinity, Ember, Drake, EC, Marcus, Blaine, Gabriella, Molly, Autumn, and Lilyth : *come outside*
Gabriella : FINALLY. SOMEONE ISN'T YELLING IN THAT D*MN MEGAPHONE.
Autumn : Uh.... Gabi? I think your ears are f*cked up due to the loudness. ._.
Gabriella : WHAT?!????!?? WHAT'D te SAY?!!???!!
Autumn : (in confessional) Gosh. She sounds like my grandma. -.-"
Kendall : I'm not in the mood to f*ck around so don't even bother me. -o-"
Ronnie : Why? :o
Kendall : Oh, te won't get me. v_v
Riley : Come on, Kendy. Tell us why. :U
Trinity : Yeah, Kendall. :U
Kendall : Fine... No one wants to share some Pedo-Beer with me. v_v
Ronnie : PEDO-BEER?!?!
Kendall : Yeah. ._.
Ronnie : I don't know what the f*ck that sh*t is. ._.
Trinity : EWWW!!! THAT SH*T LOOKS LIKE P*SS!!!!!!
Lilyth. : OMG. It does! :O
Jason : See?
Riley : Okay. That sh*t has to he some p*ss.
Ronnie : I bet it's some sh*t that makes te fall asleep so Pedobear could find te and rape the sh*t out of you.
Ember : But Pedobear likes little kids. What the f*ck is a kid doing drinking beer?
Molly : Maybe the kid's crazy. ._.
Trinity : It's a possibility. :U
Kendall : *sighs* No one will ever get me. v-v Anyway, your successivo helper will be Raymond and Gino. Only the guys get them. Ladies, te could sit out on this one, too, maybe work on your Canto and dancing o something. Raymond's going to help te get built to get all the lady fans, and Gino's going to help te know what the fan would like out of you. te guys could go back into your RVs now. I'm just going to 1H..... Maybe f*ck a couple of girls..... Drink my sorrows away....... v_v
Riley, Ronnie, Trinity, Ember, Drake, EC, Marcus, Blaine, Gabriella, Molly, Autumn, Lilyth, Jason, Jake, and Liam : ._." *go back to their RVs*
Kendall : *goes into 1H*
(Bro, that was a lot of cussing. :O I don't recommend te Leggere this if you're around te parents and they don't like te Leggere inappropriate stuff, such as mine. v_v Anyway, how'd te like it? Did I express your character well? Do I need to improve on anything? Leave your commenti in the commento boxy thingy. The successivo part will come soon hopefully. :P)
Kendall : *walks into 1B with multiple instruments* Hey, people. :D
Drake, Marcus, and Blaine : Hi.
EC : *laying on his bed* *drinking lemonade*
EC : (in confessional) Yeah. I'm practically don't have to do this instrumental sh*t because apparently all I have to do is sing, dance, and look good. Easy.
Kendall : Here's your guys' instruments. *points to the multiple instruments he brought in* *pulls out a guitar* This is for you, Drake.
drake : *grabs the guitar* (Keep in mind I don't know anything about the guitar. I'm a percussionist, not that shit. XD)
Kendall : *pulls out a tambourine* And this is for you, Marcus.
Marcus : *grabs the tambourine*
Marcus : (in confessional) Okay. Now I think I can play a meaaaaann tambo. It's like preparing pizza dough for a pizza- Uh.... Not that I'd know o anything. I don't cook... >_>"
Kendall : *pulls out maracas* And for you, Blaine.
Blaine : *grabs the maracas* ._."
Blaine : (in confessional) The maracas? Really? They're not even important. I mean, I'm pretty talented, so wouldn't I have a più important instrument?
Kendall : So te guys know how to use those, right?
Drake, Marcus, and Blaine : Yeah.
Kendall : Okay. Now let's go over your song's instrumental.
(After the instrumental...)
Kendall : te b*tches are ready. :D Now who's wants some Pedo-Beer? eUe *pulls out a bottle of birra that has Pedo-Bear's face on it*
Marcus : H*LL YEA-
Blaine : *covers Marcus's mouth* Oh no. We'll pass. ^_^"
Kendall : Come on, guys. This sh*t's good and I just wanna share it with some pals. D:
Blaine : No thanks.
Kendall : te b*tches ain't no fun. >:U See ya, h*es. *leaves 1B and goes to 2B*
Drake, Marcus, and Blaine : ._."
(in 2B)
Kendall : *walks into 2B* Hey, h*es. T_T
Liam : Why do te sound all down in the dumps? ._.
Kendall : Cuz the b*tches back in 1B didn't wanna share with me. *crosses his arms and pouts like a little kid*
Liam : What were te trying to share?
Kendall : Oh, just some Pedo-Beer.. Nothing too important. .3.
Liam : PEDO-BEER?! DID te SAY PEDO-BEAR?! THAT STUFF'S MY SH*T DOE!!!
Jake : Liam, you're not drinking that crap. ToT
Liam : -o-/) Okay, Jake. I know te car about my safety and sh*t like that, but I just want me a niceeee colllddddd glaaaassss of Pedo-Beer. -U-
Jake : No. T.T I'm sorry, Kendall, but we don't want te intoxicated, radioactive, acidic birra that may be p*ss.
Kendall : What?! This isn't p*ss!! >:U
Jason : Well it kinda does look like p*ss....
Kendall : How the h*ll does this sh*t look like p*ss?!?!
Jason : I mean, the color......
Jake : The texture....
Jason : Oh, and the-
Kendall : STOP TALKING ABOUT MY D*MN PEDO-BEER, B*TCHES!!!!!! >:U
Jason and Jake : ._."
Kendall : Now I'm gonna give te b*tches your d*mn sh*tty-*ss instruments. I'm p*ssed-the-f*ck-off doe. ToT" *pulls out a keyboard* This is for you, Liam. T_T"
Liam : *grabs the keyboard*
Kendall : *pulls out a basso guitar* And this is for you, B*TCH. >:T
Jake : Uhh.... *grabs the basso guitar*
Kendall : *pulls out an electric guitar* And this is for you, H*E. >:U
Jason : ._." *grabs the electric guitar*
Kendall : Now te better take good *ss care of that sh*t, h*e, cuz dat's my sh*t. Like, that's mine. For real. I got that sh*t for like, at a mere $69,000 doe. Don't mess up my expensive sh*t, h*e. T_T
Jason : Umm... I'll try... ._."
Kendall : Now te b*tches better know how to play these instruments- Sh*t, even if te don't, I ain't gonna help te poor *sses. Now let's start doing the instrumental of this d*mn punk-*ss song. ToT"
(After the instrumental...)
Kendall : Okay, Ima break it to te punk-*ss, dumb-*ss song... That sh*t sucked fat guy *ss. But hey, that's okay. Some of yo' fan may like some fat guy *ss- I ain't gonna hate.
Jake : (in confessional) One word to describe Kendall? Great guy when he's sane, crazy *ss guy when he's p*ssed. He practically turns black when he's in that state. ._."
Kendall : Now I suggest te b*tches come outside cuz Ima announce the successivo h*e that's gonna help.
Kendall, Jason, Jake, and Liam : *go out of 2B*
(outside)
Kendall : *pulls out a megaphone and puts it up to his mouth* Ladies and b*tches, come outside and listen what I gotta say. T_T"
Riley, Ronnie, Trinity, Ember, Drake, EC, Marcus, Blaine, Gabriella, Molly, Autumn, and Lilyth : *come outside*
Gabriella : FINALLY. SOMEONE ISN'T YELLING IN THAT D*MN MEGAPHONE.
Autumn : Uh.... Gabi? I think your ears are f*cked up due to the loudness. ._.
Gabriella : WHAT?!????!?? WHAT'D te SAY?!!???!!
Autumn : (in confessional) Gosh. She sounds like my grandma. -.-"
Kendall : I'm not in the mood to f*ck around so don't even bother me. -o-"
Ronnie : Why? :o
Kendall : Oh, te won't get me. v_v
Riley : Come on, Kendy. Tell us why. :U
Trinity : Yeah, Kendall. :U
Kendall : Fine... No one wants to share some Pedo-Beer with me. v_v
Ronnie : PEDO-BEER?!?!
Kendall : Yeah. ._.
Ronnie : I don't know what the f*ck that sh*t is. ._.
Trinity : EWWW!!! THAT SH*T LOOKS LIKE P*SS!!!!!!
Lilyth. : OMG. It does! :O
Jason : See?
Riley : Okay. That sh*t has to he some p*ss.
Ronnie : I bet it's some sh*t that makes te fall asleep so Pedobear could find te and rape the sh*t out of you.
Ember : But Pedobear likes little kids. What the f*ck is a kid doing drinking beer?
Molly : Maybe the kid's crazy. ._.
Trinity : It's a possibility. :U
Kendall : *sighs* No one will ever get me. v-v Anyway, your successivo helper will be Raymond and Gino. Only the guys get them. Ladies, te could sit out on this one, too, maybe work on your Canto and dancing o something. Raymond's going to help te get built to get all the lady fans, and Gino's going to help te know what the fan would like out of you. te guys could go back into your RVs now. I'm just going to 1H..... Maybe f*ck a couple of girls..... Drink my sorrows away....... v_v
Riley, Ronnie, Trinity, Ember, Drake, EC, Marcus, Blaine, Gabriella, Molly, Autumn, Lilyth, Jason, Jake, and Liam : ._." *go back to their RVs*
Kendall : *goes into 1H*
(Bro, that was a lot of cussing. :O I don't recommend te Leggere this if you're around te parents and they don't like te Leggere inappropriate stuff, such as mine. v_v Anyway, how'd te like it? Did I express your character well? Do I need to improve on anything? Leave your commenti in the commento boxy thingy. The successivo part will come soon hopefully. :P)
Well I feel like people don't like it, because people aren't voting with their OCs anymore.
And when people don't vote I have to vote people off, and i try to make the eliminations fair, but I don't think te guys like the people who I choose. ;-;
So I'm just gonna end it once and for all. And I'm not even gonna start TD Crazyness because I have no idea how I'm gonna start that soo yeah....
Baii guise.... :'c
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS :DD
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And when people don't vote I have to vote people off, and i try to make the eliminations fair, but I don't think te guys like the people who I choose. ;-;
So I'm just gonna end it once and for all. And I'm not even gonna start TD Crazyness because I have no idea how I'm gonna start that soo yeah....
Baii guise.... :'c
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS :DD
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Did I get you? I bet I did! xD