(This will NOT be continued,it's just for fun XD)
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*A jail gate opens,letting a prisioner out for the first time in what te assume years*
Prisoner: *walking out,takes out a cigarette,and lighting it*
*A car pulls up to the stoplight*
Prisoner: *sees this,smiles,and runs up to the car,punching out the window,somehow pulling the overweight driver out of the car,and getting in,running over the driver,and speeding off,until he sees a crying little girl in the back seat,with a camicia that says "I <3 Bunnies". Getting an evil smile,he drives the car into a Bar,quickly drinks a beer,and walks into a Pet Store*
Store clerk: *looking bored,and Leggere a magizine*
Prisoner: *walks to the Bunnies,and grabs one,shoving it into his pants*
Store clerk: *seeing the whole thing,watches with a WTF face* O.O
Prisoner: *glares and loudly growls at the Store clerk*
Store clerk: *hides in his magizine*
Prisoner: *starts walking away*
*Suddenly,machanic 'arms' come out of the ground,smashing the bunny and snake cages,as a teenage looking boy comes out of the ground with the 'arms' going back into his back*
Store clerk: Gah!*hides behind counter*
Prisoner: *growls,and throws the bunny at him*
Greg(The mechanic teen XD): *catches the bunny with one of his 'arms',the 'arm' takking the bunny with it in his back*
Prisioner: *ohnoes face**starts to run*
Greg: *chases after him,his 'arms' breaking cages,while trying to catch the Prisioner,but finally catch him,and grab him da the throat*
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Intro theme,because Jailbot usually flies,and Greg can't fly
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*A bunch of confusing entry stuff for the prisoner,and te can find that out if te watch the actual episode*
Prisoner: *tiredly walks to a tavolo with a vial of something with a note beside it that says "Drink me"**picks it up,and drinks it,slipping to an alternate reality,where the sky is bright blue,green grass,trees,mushrooms,and rainbows,with a strange bunny creature hopping by*
*suddenly,almost an explosion of rainbows and bright colori reveal a strange looking creature,with a slightly creepy,and happy looking person riding on it.He's dressed in a purple superiore, in alto cat,suit,with a yellowish white undershirt,and bow tie*
Leeroy: Hello there!You're in Superjail.I'm Leeroy,the Warden,and your a Criminal!
Strange thingy: *makes a weird noise*
Leeroy: Now say "Hi" to your new Room mate :3
Prisioner: Huh?*suddenly,he's in a cell successivo to a large looking black male*
Black male: *punches him*Shut up,Bitch!
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(Skipping a freaky part)
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Izan: *walks da the cells,carrying a rosa dress,and a Tuna sandwich**gets to a door labled "Danger",and opens it,revealing a pale,naked skinny looking prisoner*
Skinny: Thank god you're here,I'm starving...
Izan: ciao Skinny,it's showtime.*throws the dress at him*
Skinny: *reluctantly gets up,weakly putting on the dress as a disco ball comes out,and he starts doing the Hussle XD*
Izan: *watching*
Demon: *on a mini intercom thingy* I-izan,where are you!?!?You're late for the Monday morning meeting!With the Ward-*gets cut off*
Izan: Damnit! *runs off with Skinny's sandwich*
Demon: *back on the intercom thingy*Izan,where are you?!Your late,and we have alot of stuff to do!
Izan: *stuffs the intercom thing and the sandwhich in the trash vent(?),and running to his destination*
*The intercom,and the tuna sandwhich fall down the vent,being suddenly stopped,as two simular figures appear out of no where,holding the sandwich, panino and the intercom*
Damien: *holding the intercom,and looks at it* Yummy,information.
Mr.F: *holding the sandwich* Yummy,Tuna pesce *takes the superiore, in alto slice of pane off,and starts rubbing it on his face (o.o)*
Demon: *back on the intercom,Damien still holding it*I-izan,where have te been?I've been video paging te all morning!
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Transition to the Warden's office
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Izan: So what?You're not my boss te little wimp!
Leeroy: *comes out of a arcobaleno :D...no,literally o.o**sits down on his office chair*Hello,Izan :3
Izan: *grumble*
Leeroy: What have te got for me?
Demon: Good morning,sir,I have outlined the topics for the Monday morning meeting!
Leeroy: *snapes his fingures,the lights going out* Proceed!
Demon: Last night,there was a lava leak in secture 7.We Lost power in quadrants 5 through 9,that includes the cafeteria,where we suffered significant spoilage! I think it was the Twins!
Leeroy: Ah,los Mellizos!*snaps the lights back on*
Demon: Um,I think we should suspend their privleges,sir!
Leeroy: Let me worry about the Twins,Jared
*a strange clock goes off*
Leeroy: Oh yes,New prisoner time! Greg! :D
Greg: *comes through the door,dragging in the Prisoner*
Izan: We just picked up this creep at 0-900 hours.Hadn't been out of regular jail for più than a minute.
Leeroy: I hate real jail >^>
Demon: They never work,sir!
Leeroy: No they don't.When my father,the prison local left me his legacy,I swore to profect the art of incarceration! But the world is not ready for my methods!So I went outside the System,and I created Superjail!
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End of part one,and I'll TRY to get around to part two...this took me an ora to write T.T
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Cast:
The Warden-Leeroy
Jailbot-Greg
Alice-Izan(XD)
Jared-Demon
No others,yet XD